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The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In School for Mages and Knights (pair RP) Drama! Fighting! and other stuff! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
KabenSaal said
No, we are just open. you can't post your character. [/sarcasm]


We are just open?

...

You...You might want to check your wording there, buddy.
In Creation: Play God, Free Roleplay. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
QuickySlippy said
Ayapap, god of papayas, humour, and elaborate pranksFollowers: Farmers/fruit lovers, comedians, and pranksters bent on creating hilarious chaosChaotic neutralEDIT: I watched Pomf Pomf Pomf on YouTube. To be honest, I've seen a lot worse.


It's based on a Japanese thing that has paedophilia.
Nuff said. That's why it's horrible.
In Most deplorable characters/things you've RPed → 12 yrs ago Forum: Roleplaying Discussion
Wayne said
Aeonumbra, do you still have that story lying around? Because I want to read it now.


This. If it's too graphic, you can just PM.

I don't have any evil characters, just one for a parody RP that never took off.
In Creation: Play God, Free Roleplay. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
HollywoodMole said
Hmm... Well you better get a name fast because saying "it" a lot will be a strange way to address a god.


Names come later.
In Empowered - A Tale of Strength and Weakness in Spamopolis → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Jorick said
is finished.


Just finished reading about Joe and Hamburger Helper. [+]


Nex with the Eye-contact-crush-you-into-a-smear-on-the-floor power.
In Creation: Play God, Free Roleplay. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
HollywoodMole said
It isn't but it seems odd when most of the rest of us are writing in first person.


I'm used to using third person.
In Creation: Play God, Free Roleplay. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
HollywoodMole said
Derp, What's with the third person?


Was it required to be in first person? No.

Also, I apologise if I'm taking Manus's role as creator of stars, but Path said he didn't want to play him.
In Creation: Play God, Free Roleplay. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
And so, it continued making stars but it was still...Cold. Boring. The lights were a nice distraction, but there needed to be another one. A big one.
A sun.

And so, it said that the sun was to be made, and it was so. He pulled a star and made it large, warm. The sun.
In Creation: Play God, Free Roleplay. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
BingTheWing said
WAIT. WAIT. I GOT MY SHIT ALL SORTED OUT.Ivi, God Of The Wind, Travel and TrickeryFollowers: Travellers, thievesHELL YEAH IM CHAOSchaotic good.Ha.


Sol, god of the sun, honour and chivalry

Followers: Knights, nobles and priests

Neutral...Neutral.
In Rate the Signature Above You → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
8/10
Gloving looks cool.
The something cool reminds me of Dead Space.
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