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  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

You read too many--
Doivid said
you watch too many--nvm
idlehands said
You play too many videogames.

nvm
6/10

Cute, but otherwise blank.
696969 said
Quick question! What the hell is the one for officers called!? >.<


ParaCom.
Teoinsanity said
Since teo is dead,here is a new CSil be using red mac.name:real name unknown,so people just call himRed Mac.species:unknown,but appears to be human.appearnce:wears a full head gas mask at all times,wears a longcoat,jeans and a black t shirt.powers:has extra-human strength,agility,regenratuon and durability,if killed his spirit will roam till a new body is formed,withoyt special equipment to do this,it could take weeks,skills:is an expert illusion mage(his illusions are more like phantoms,they fool every sense exept touch and a powerful 6th sense),is an engineer,and is a preety good sword fighter.equipment:a ninjato,desert eagle,victorinox champ XAVT,and a laptop.bio:all he remebers is waking up in a hospital bed,so the only bio he has is myths,some say he was a super soldier project,others say he is a human-minster hybrid.unknowing what to do he became a mercpersonality:insane ,yet kind hearted,only accepts missions he thinks are right,will also help people in need.


Sooooooo...

No weaknesses to speak of, functional immortality, regeneration that could possibly heal in five seconds because it's unspecified.
Asshole skaters need more Jesus.
I wish my dreams were even half as awesome as this.
Dan was hit by a red beam as he was travelling through the woods and the next thing he knew, he was teleported to...Somewhere. It was a huge place, that was for sure. The tech, as noted by Evelyn, was futuristic and otherworldly. He had an urge to let his inner child out and press all the buttons and flick all the switches, but decided against it. That might destroy the base or something like TV shows and Movies always said.

"Same question."


Relaxing. Great for evenings and nights with the only smell being the fragrance of dark coffee.
It looked to it's new brethren that had taken the form of a serpentine beast. "Greetings, brethren. Welcome to the void."
It continued to tend to it's creations. The sun and the stars. "Do not mind our brethren's crude method of speech. They are...Aggressive, in nature."
BlackCat said
"Are you a fucking idiot. We're siblings!" I shout at my brethren. He resembles the shape of a dragon. Whatever that is.


I...I...Okay!

Yep, swears even though we didn't even have humans yet.

And a god swearing.
...

I don't think everyone needs to be a sibling of eachother.
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