Derpestein

Being a Hero: A DayZ Short Story

TheMadAsshatter said
Yeah it is. I know it's just a game, but it really sucks when 90% of the people you run into will just kill you on sight. It's not supposed to be a deathmatch type game, but all of the CoD degenerates that joined DayZ have essentially turned it into that. It really is sad when a game that, in my mind, is meant to be an RPG is turned into a PVP circlejerk.

But bandits have become a real threat now, like a real ZA.
Doesn't mean it doesn't suck, but, when the possibility of PVP is there...

Still, shoot on sight is stupid. And when you get shot on sight, then you shoot others on sight. Terrible cycle.

Parodius : Spamtheon of the Gods

...
Fuck is this?

Kill the person above you.

Flung into the sun, where you will burn for all eternity...
Well, until you burn to death.

If I were to do a spamfic...

Cpt Toellner said
>>WEAPON SYSTEMS: OFFLINE>>DEFENSESIVE SYSTEMS: OFFLINE>>LIFE SUPPORT: OFFLINE>>EJECTION SEAT: LOCKED>>>SYSTEM MESSAGE:-----Enjoy death meatbag!-----

Sentient AI?
Woooo.
I'd totally be one. Or a pilot.
I dunno.

Kaga said
Giant robots (which are usually piloted by people) fight other giant robots. Also these giant robots are sometimes capable of transforming, particularly by combining themselves together to make even bigger robots. ^ Everything you need to know about mecha anime in a nutshell.Edit: Also, I'm cool with being included in your fic. Feel free to portray me however you see fit.

There's gotta be some monster or something. Kaiju.
We need to punch godzilla in the face, Kaga.

Hey guys, what's your favorite kind of chip?

Doivid said
you're terrible

I feel flattered.

What do you say we go to my place and hate guacamole together? <3

ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC)

Hey, Vordak, you said you had a tablet/kindle right?

I use an iPad for the IRC. Maybe your device works too.

One-Shot SAO Roleplay, open for all.

Haha, yeah.
The IC (in character) is for story, character posts.
OOC is for general info. Characters, plot, general idea, etc.
I may make a CS, but I'll wait.

So basically...Edit your first post, putting in the intro, CS, details, rules. Etc.
Character Sheets are basically what people use to submit characters.
Name:
Age:
Personality:
Bio:

And other things specific to the RP.

Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0

Frizan said
Holy shit, every time I join an RP, it dies only weeks later.It's like banging my fucking head against a brick wall.THIS is why I just stick to Spam and be an idiot. At least when I'm being an idiot, I don't have to put any time and effort into it.

It's a tough truth.

Just enjoy them while they haven't been miserably killed and murdered.

Then again, it's still shitty to invest your time in an RP only for it to die, but try to stick along for the ride. Maybe the RP will get a tough mudder award one day when you take the head of the evil king, winning the rebellion and ending the RP.

Stuff

I remember my first RP on oldguild. It died out when my character, a half demon guy and another character, a full demon guy who was a sarcastic twit (IC) were driving the hell away from this organisation hell bent on capturing and studying demons and angels.

I made crap, of course, cause it was probably my first experience with roleplay outside of **'s or --'s on text things. But still. Driving through a construction site being chased by a truck full of angry scientist battle guys.

Then after a brief fight involving punching, tackling, hell flames, chains, meat shields, the RP died.

Genesis [Spam Game]

Never played. Looks fun.

Species name: Derpinites
Species colour: Cyan main colour, dark blue secondary colour, purple line going through it, dark brown eyes.
Species origin: Invertebrate.

Hey guys, what's your favorite kind of chip?

Cheese and onion chips are the way to go.
Ready salted is okay too, if you just want potato.
Salt and vinegar is shitty.
Prawn cocktail is really shitty.

Never had chip/dip or whatever. Doritos/tortilla chips and dip. I hate dip.

Especially guacamole dip.