Derpestein
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The Neckbeard Stroker
STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
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- Joined: 12 yrs ago
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I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio
Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.
...I swear I'm sane.
Most Recent Posts
Got a post up finally!
"How many magical boys are here, Kyubey?"
"Numerous, Chiyoko-San."
Chiyoko sat on a fence, balancing himself on his hands. He idly stared at the white magical cat-bunny named Kyubey. Whatever it was, Chiyoko didn't know, but he didn't need to. A strand of light brown hair went over his eye and he dropped off the wooden fence, bringing a hand up to brush away the strand of hair. He looked at his surroundings. Karashima city. An abandoned city full of wraiths which in turn attracted more Magical Boys, turning into more wraiths. A vicious cycle. The city didn't look inviting, either.
"Thank you for the information, Kyubey-San. Take care."
Kyubey walked off to who knows where, disappearing from view. Chiyoko threw his Soul Gem into the air and caught it, glowing silver. A set of armour materialised on Chiyoko, now a knight. His cape circled around him and he was launched into the air, taking flight. 'The feeling of wind rushing by...It'll never get old.' He thought. He started descending, until he finally landed on the ground.
He spotted a boy nearby. He looked like a similar age to Chiyoko, but that didn't matter. What did matter was the fact that only dead people, wraiths and magical boys came here. He wasn't dead yet, wasn't a wraith yet so he had to be a magical boy. Sneaking wouldn't be a very good course of action. His armour was loud and if the magical boy had working ears, they would hear him.
Wait...No, this was Mirical Grounds. The center of the city. It was the safe haven from everything and he would have to play it safe and act like a cosplayer.
Pulling up his visor, he yelled "Hello!" He grasped his large broadsword just in case, preparing to pull it out at a moments notice. "Are you friendly?"
"Numerous, Chiyoko-San."
Chiyoko sat on a fence, balancing himself on his hands. He idly stared at the white magical cat-bunny named Kyubey. Whatever it was, Chiyoko didn't know, but he didn't need to. A strand of light brown hair went over his eye and he dropped off the wooden fence, bringing a hand up to brush away the strand of hair. He looked at his surroundings. Karashima city. An abandoned city full of wraiths which in turn attracted more Magical Boys, turning into more wraiths. A vicious cycle. The city didn't look inviting, either.
"Thank you for the information, Kyubey-San. Take care."
Kyubey walked off to who knows where, disappearing from view. Chiyoko threw his Soul Gem into the air and caught it, glowing silver. A set of armour materialised on Chiyoko, now a knight. His cape circled around him and he was launched into the air, taking flight. 'The feeling of wind rushing by...It'll never get old.' He thought. He started descending, until he finally landed on the ground.
He spotted a boy nearby. He looked like a similar age to Chiyoko, but that didn't matter. What did matter was the fact that only dead people, wraiths and magical boys came here. He wasn't dead yet, wasn't a wraith yet so he had to be a magical boy. Sneaking wouldn't be a very good course of action. His armour was loud and if the magical boy had working ears, they would hear him.
Wait...No, this was Mirical Grounds. The center of the city. It was the safe haven from everything and he would have to play it safe and act like a cosplayer.
Pulling up his visor, he yelled "Hello!" He grasped his large broadsword just in case, preparing to pull it out at a moments notice. "Are you friendly?"
Magic Magnum said
Guile's theme ain't the only song that works with everything.
Anon is biting his words.
Eat the fishy near me with bite lvl2.
8/10
DayZ. The sig reminds me of it.
DayZ. The sig reminds me of it.
User said
i did the same thing with my freind but due to the high crime rate in uk i was pulled over nd the suspected me of burgulary.
That sucks, man. Your spelling and grammar do, too.
BrobyDDark said
Broby, Cracked is a comedy website. When a writer tries to be serious and normally fails, you shouldn't link to them.
The 'What I learnt as a Neo Nazi' article was the only good serious article recently. So please don't be a lazy ass and just link to a stupid cracked article rather than coming up with an argument yourself. Thanks.
BrobyDDark said
Yeah, sorry to burst your bubble but you kinda wasted your time. Literally seconds after posting the link I felt stupid and awful.But thanks for the tip.
Nvm.
Goldmarble said
No. No they do not respect, in my eyes.They are human, they can my respect by their individual actions, just like everyone else.
This.
Being a cop doesn't instantly gain them respect, Joe. They earn respect by doing shit like stopping a shooting or something.
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Ubermensch said
Another update: September 1st is Labor Day in the USA, which is a holiday. That means I'll be more able to make more posts and updates sooner or later.
I see.
When school starts again, I'll be less active. Apologies.
Pudding said
... Not sure how to start...
This.
Also, it seems like the two peeps who have posted are both already insane. Heh.
arowne97 said
Can I join this?If I can....then I'm gonna be.... from monster hunter!
Alas, buddy, I am already from Monster Hunter.
Zinogre FTW.
Also, I thought there was a no final boss rule? ;)
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