Darkwolfsoul010 said
Why -pulls out a bottle- because that's exactly what it is! Have at it hun, but side effects include douche-baggery! I won't tolerate getting hit on, or you starting any bar fights ya hear?
Okay Darky ma'am. I won't drink it heavily. No one likes a douche bag.
TheMadAsshatter said
Don't worry, if he starts one I'll finish it.
If I start one you'd be crying like a Flltz!
He proceeds to pass out.