Avatar of Derpestein
  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
2 likes
10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

Halo said
no noeat the rats


No no

Kill rats until one is left, name him after a type of injury
Make rat find group of four turtles
If too many twoaatles, kill them.
Buy radiated goop from Amazon
Pour vigorously on Rat and turtles
Make miniature weapons for them, bo staff, Ninjato, nunchucks and sai.
Research renaissance artists
Name turtles after them
Give headbands in blue, red, orange and purple

Congratulations

You have made freaky teenage mutant humanoid turtles.
Next guide: How to survive a kidnapping by the TMNT
LowKey123 said
;c;to be honest i did spend like two weeks in the standards of and humor so i don't even know what humor is at this pointoh and i was in skype for a while so that took away some of my brain cells


...

You know, the contents of our Skype group was your fault.
I'm pretty sure Coyo wants to pene-tart you.
TheMadAsshatter said
Hahaha, the irony.Anyways, I'm pretty much trying to do the same, only because DayZ RP is having a KOS hour starting at 10 AM (it's currently 4:02) and I sure as hell am not going to wake up early enough to catch that. Funny how it's been less than 24 hours since I was whitelisted and already there's going to be a PVP fuckfest. But oh well, the server is getting wiped as soon as KOS hour is over, so it makes sense.


RIP.

I'm thinking of getting back into TF2 or Planetside 2. Care to join me on an adventure through PS2 if you have it, Ass?
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Antarctic Termite said



Fuck, everything about you is weird cute face of hell
Stop
D:
Kaga said
May I ask what exactly you're staying up to do?


I couldn't sleep, so I figured I'd just do something like gaming without sleeping.

Then I promptly fell asleep after making this thread.

Lucian said
Would help if I could, bby.


Bby <3 xoxoxoxoxoxo
WilsonTurner said
Is there a sniper rank? What does he have?And where is a wiki for the game?


There's an infiltrator in the game, specialising in stealth and sniping. He uses mines, not C4, but clay mores and proxies and he can hack terminals for ally use.

They have a cloaking ability that recharges when you don't use it.
They start out with sniper rifles but can also use SMGs.

They have the lowest health and shield and their cloaking doesn't make them fully invisible. If you run or sprint while in cloak, your outline shows. If you crouch and stay still, you're nearly fully invisible.

The wiki.
See title.

It is now currently ten past two.

I'm trying to pull an all nighter without passing out.
Fuck I'm tired.
HollywoodMole said
I've never seen an actual horror game that hasn't just went jumpscare crazy. I feel like the only thing other than jumpscares (that i've seen) is horrifying character imagery/personalities.


Jumpscares can't make you scared by it self.

It requires tension.
Build up.

Otherwise it's just something popping up.

Nothing is scarier.
As in having buildup, getting tension, expecting something...
And nothing happens. It makes you feel uneasy.
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Courier of The Stupid

Derpius Maximus

Trouble making a title. Bleh.
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Doivid said
Oh I think I could like you.


You and Kaga are making me feel flattered.

I'm blushing.

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