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    1. Drakeonis 12 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current They're marathoning Power Rangers on Twitch. I'm geeking out so hard rn!
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9 yrs ago
So I might be killed by a tornado. It's pretty lit in this basement tho
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9 yrs ago
@The Spectre I fail to see how that is any different. You just described all the things people do with their racist "jokes." Sounds pretty hypocritical to me.
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9 yrs ago
Does the "Grow a thicker skin." thing not apply to talking shit about people voting for a different candidate?
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9 yrs ago
No it wasn't directed at anyone I was speaking genrally.

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Izzy is too fucking awesome for words. XD
Abel sighed and removed Mitch's blood soaked hoodie for extra camouflage. Putting on dead peoples clothes was an officially an all time low, and a disgusting one at that. Tying the rest of the rope around the zombies neck, so he had a way to pull the thing along. Abel pulled his new 'friend' onto its feet, and pulled it along to the phone. "Andy, I'm ready! Tell me where you are, and I'll over as soon as I'm outside!"
Abel ripped down a Spider-man display from atop the shelf it was hung above.The detailed statue shattered as soon as it hit the ground. The noise from the fall got the dead outside, and in both more agitated. They're reactions were nothing to worry about now. Time was of the essence and getting out of here would be harder when nightfall rolled around, and there would be even less of a chance that Robin would still be alive. He grabbed the bungee cables, and rope that were used to hold the statue up from its remains. With his lack of a blade they would have to work as a substitute to make his plan work. Mitch's keys jingled from his hand not holding the rope, and he went over to the barricaded door. Wasting no more time he flung it open, and the zombie inside lunged at him

"Fuck you!" He sidestepped the things grasp and hit in the back of it's leg with the bat sending it falling. He struggled to put the things arms behind its back, but it's constant attempts to try and bite him made it difficult. He held both arms fast with his left one and went to working binding them with the rope and cable. The zombie was less than happy and willing to let him do this, but with a lot of effort he got them tied down. The knot was tight, and the zed's arm were no longer a threat. Now the only thing left was its mouth. He pushed the thing onto its back with foot, and gripped his bat tightly. As soon as the zombie snarled, he slammed the bat down on its mouth again, and again,and again until it's mouth was nothing but a bloody stump. Satisfied with his work Abel looked down at the now pacified zombie. He was going to make an excellent zombie deterrent. "In theory."
Izzy has her priority's straight! xD
Abel stared at the graphic again. "Well it's a really stupid idea that might end up with me getting eaten, but hey nothing ventured nothing gained." He made his way back to the backroom door. "When I tell you, I need you activate the karaoke, and when the zombies get off the gate I need you to lift it." The banging on the door got louder, and the zombies Mitch had locked in were close to the door. He had no idea how he was going to pull this off. The idea might not even work in the first place it came from a work of fiction after all. Then again just a few hours ago zombies were just works of fiction :I'll call you later Andy.".
"I'm safe for now, the gate is keeping the zombies out, but it's keeping me in." Walking through the Manga section of the shop he browsed through the shelves for something to pass the time. "They might get bored eventually and saunter off, but for now its out of the question." He stopped a grabbed a volume of Attack on Titan, before sitting down against the wall. Cracking open the manga, he figure they were lucky not be dealing with the series' antagonist, Titans were pretty much just like zombies, but huge. A Colossal Zombie? No thanks. From his position he noticed a wall graphic staring down at him. The graphic depicted the comic book version of Michonne from The Walking Dead with her "pets", and crazy suicidal idea crossed his mind. "Andy you think you could clear the dead outside the gate somehow, maybe distract them?"
Sounds excruciatingly painful xD
"Names Abel. I used to work at that sporting goods place." Abel chuckled dryly. As much as he hated working at the place, nobody in the mall deserved the fates they recieved. "So I assume that's you playing with the lights, you a security guard or something?"
From his distance Abel saw someone sitting against the door. "Mitch!" Recognizing his friend sitting against the door he ran over with a smile. Shit might actually be looking up, for once. His hopes were dashed when he got closer, slumped against the door, covered in his own dried blood, was Mitch. Groaning echoed from behind the door, and instantly Abel knew what had happened. "Mitch you stupid noble bastard..." Abel pulled his body away from and laid it flat. Mitch was a good person, and he didn't deserve to die like this. Out of his dead friend front pocket Abel saw a carton of cigarettes. "Sorry buddy." He checked for his lighter but he didn't have it on him. "When you think the day can't get any fucking worse.." He groaned before walking back to the phone. He could see lights in the mall starting to flicker. His knowledge of Morse code was extremely limited, and he didn't get the light signal at all. "Hey Andy you still up there?"
The zombies outside were still banging on the shutter, and unless a whole lot more of them showed up it should for bit. "I think the shutter is blocking the only way into the store." He dropped the phone in awe. Now that the threat to his life was considerably less imminent Abel noticed he was in the malls comic book store, The Clash!, one of his favorite places to be in the place. He had a friend who worked here, named Mitch,a geeky, and lovable stoner who was the closest thing to a manger the place had. Mitch was one of the only cool people he met working here, and he knew that in this situation there was no way he would've gone too far, he was probably hiding in the back room. He grabbed the phone again. "I'm going to go check the backroom real quick." Abel grabbed his bat and walked to the back of the store where the backroom employee lounge was.
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