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"Holy shit!" Edmee followed behind the Dentist and peered around. "Who the hell is that? Another one of those timelord buddies you have?" She cooed as she peered around.
He gave her practically all of the information she needed, more than that in fact. It was rather confusing, but the girl managed to keep track as he began spewing out words every second. "Fine whatever, I'll go with you, I just hope that it'll be worth my time." Edmee sighed and leaned on the railing inside of the room. "Any sane person would lose their mind right about now."
Boboclown89 said
The Dentist thought for a moment. "First thing, do you really believe this is a trap? Look around, bigger on the inside, way too advanced for mankind, right?" he said. "I let you in because I wasn't finished. You're saying you weren't the least bit curious?"


"I admit, I'm still pretty curious, but you can't just let people in here like that!" Edmee ran her fingers through her dyed hair and let out a long sigh. "What have I gotten myself into?" She muttered a rhetorical question. The girl couldn't properly comprehend this, how could a mere phone box break the laws of physics? "Anyways, you didn't answer my second question, what are you doing in Paris?"
"First question, why are you just letting me in? What if I was an FBI agent? Second question, what are you doing in the middle of Paris?" Edmee glanced up at him and just shook her head. He looked ignorant and acted like a giddy child. "Third question, what if this is all a trap and you're just trying to capture an innocent girl?" She slipped the shoe she threw at him back on and crossed her arms. "You have some nerve. Just waddling around. For a moment, I was amazed." Her mood quickly changed from shock to suspicion.
She placed a hand over her forehead and let out a long sigh. "The Dentist it is..." Edmee mumbled through gritted teeth. "So all of this is real? Yeah, right." The girl got off of her bicycle and approached the doors. "So, it's cool if I take a step inside?" What was she even doing? Was she an idiot? For now, the girl ignored logic and decided to go inside.
"Holy fuck." Edmee didn't want to admit it, but this was amazing. It was much more spacious inside, which was strange since it appeared so cramp on the outside. "What is this?" Immediately, the girl began poking around, examining every nook and cranny in the room. Oh yeah Edmee, follow a total stranger in an isolated room, nothing can go wrong in this situation.
Edmee stopped her bike and cringed. "How did you..." She looked behind her and squinted, making sure she hadn't done a loop. Am I having a nightmare? "Uhuh... So... Are you pulling a prank on me? Is this a little joke to you?" She leaned on her bicycle and grunted, "The Dentist, is it? What's your real name? Like your real real name? Not just a title that you pulled out of your ass and blew into my face, but an actual name. Like John Doe." He appeared to be rather smug as she stared at him with an upset expression on her face. The girl pulled off her shoe and threw it at him, just to make sure he wasn't a mirage or a hoax. "I don't understand what's happening, I just want to sleep."
"Yeah sure, like you can get it-" She stared at him with wide eyes as the box... Vehicle... Thing... Whatever it was just disappeared right in front of her eyes. "Huh." Edmee dialed the police's number, she raised the cellphone to her ear and began speaking. "Yes, hello, I'd like to report a crazy person." She muttered, "No... No... He's not a regular crazy person. I mean, he thinks he's a dentist! He made a phone box dissappea- Hello?" There was a long silence followed by a dial tone, the police had just hung up on her.
"Ahem..." Edmee then proceeded to get back on her bike, "I'm going to act like nothing happened. The Dentist right? Yeah, if I ever see you again, I'm just going to walk away. I don't feel like dealing with utter bullshit tonight. Goodbye." She pedaled off, still in shock and awe with what happened earlier.
"You'll move it shortly? Excuse me? What are you going to move it with? I don't see a crane to pick up that piece of crap you decided to lay down in the middle of the road!" Edmee pulled her cellphone out of her pocket. "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't call the police right now?" She snarled at him, "Who are you, what's your name?" The girl got off of her bicycle and stared down at the phone box that laid on its side, it was letting off exhaust. "That's pretty realistic looking. But your little toy is going to have to go. Hey, I'll spare you. If you get that thing out of sight by tomorrow, I won't do anything, but if you're going to keep it there, I'll file a report. Give me your name."

((My apologies))
solamelike said
Eh bien, vous ne pouvez pas faire cela, simplement parce que tout est plus beau en français XDIm joking btw I don't really mind but just was wondering if I was correct :P


Lmao, it's all good though bruh

It looks pretty correct, but I'm no professional
I JUST NEEDED AND EXCUSE TO TYPE COOL </3
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