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Have fun fighting your way through huge gingers and giant ships

Pink is right, and btw you guys are being dicks.
Aoelia's expression remained calm, as the beam came her way the robot she wired brought her to safety. Due to its changed programming done by the alien female, the robot now had a directive of protecting the girl from any harm.

In matters of fighting, Aoelia was practically useless. She couldn't kick or hit hard, nor could she be as agile as the others. But at least the girl was incredibly smart, she used 40% of her brain, unlike humans who used only 10%, it was a sad thing really, Aoelia almost pitied them.

The robot was destroyed by the beam, what a travesty too. She remained quiet as she sat down in the alleyway. Should she rewire another robot?
"Brutus Glazer, you have balls coming here alone." He nodded his head in approval and glanced over at the ships that were preparing, "We're getting ready to invade Kulani, you have until dawn, that is when the ships are leaving." Brutus stared back down at Hazar, "Surprising to see another kingdom is willing to make an alliance with us. We're all guts and gore... Blood red like the color of our hair."

The king turned around to see his personal guard kill one of his own kin, which made him chuckle, "Speaking of blood," Brutus placed his hand on Sin's shoulder, stopping the guard before he did something reckless, "Down, boy. It appears we have a little guest here, treat him well unless he starts kicking your shins." He patted his shoulder, shaking him a bit. "We wouldn't want to start two wars at once now do we?"

"Listen here." Brutus faced Hazar, "Do we look like a race to intermix with? Look around, do you see anyone lacking in height or strength? If we were to trade, we only trade, our people have no need for help, as you can clearly see."
Brutus strode to the docks, his helmet lightly tucked under his arm. He paused and noticed the guards stopping a rather short man, at least he was short to Brutus. "Halt," The young king rose his hand and pushed the guards aside, "Why have you come here? Speak."

He let out a long sigh and squinted down at the man. It was clear to see why Brutus was given the nickname King Brute.
Oh God
I'd write an essay about how that will not work

Aoelia's skin is light gray </3
It was a rather sunny day, something quite rare to the alien female, though something else was also strange... Robots? She had no mentor, no ally, so alone Aoelia took this chance to get a closer examination of what was around, especially the programming that the humans used on the robots. As one approached her in an alleyway she pounced onto it, and wrapped her legs around the robot's chest, she managed to put it into a choke-hold by wrapping her arms around its head. The robot went down after she ripped the head off, though this wasn't something she couldn't fix earlier on.

The alien diligently got to work, rewiring and reworking the robot to make it better. The robot wasn't all that complex, it was rather childish now that she had a good look at it, though the humans were quite capable it appeared as though they haven't reached their full potential in other words they were rather stupid. While the robots around her were too occupied to notice, Aoelia finished her rewiring and turned the robot back on.

It moved much smoother than its robot brethren and its eyes flashed a pale green. The robot walked onward and began to beat down its own kind. Aoelia felt rather impressed by her work and began to watch the others fight, taking down light notes in the back of her head. She pushed her white hair behind her pointed ears and let out a light sigh.
Who said we're having a naval battle?
"The queen is away on important business, it is time we pillage their kingdom while their beloved Queen is away. Prepare the warships and sail to Kulani, I shall send my most revered soldier, Sin on this journey." Brutus teared off his cloak and kicked it to the side for the maids to pick up. He changed back into his clad armor and placed his helmet. "We shall go now, there is no time to waste! Tell the King of Sebulonia that I am off on an important pillage." He sheathed his claymore and gestured at Sin to prepare for the pillaging.
Brutus ignored the maid and walked off.
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