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    1. Fat Boy Kyle 12 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current Laptop has suspiciously decided to have hard-drive failure two weeks after the warranty expired, so no RPing for me!
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9 yrs ago
Any in-progress RPs in need of some new blood? Drop me a PM!

Bio




Name:
Kyle (Obviously)

Age:
23

Gender:
Male

Sexuality:
I tend to like women

Occupation:
Criminologist

Location:
United Kingdom

Hobbies:
Gaming; Reading; Writing; Drinking; Sleeping; Napping; Snoozing; Eating; More Drinking; Kipping; and Laser-Tag.

A Random Interesting Fact:
I can make the dimple on my chin go up and down.

Warning:
I will vanish for months at a time because adult stuff. I'm also unlikely to post every day.



Most Recent Posts

My apologies. I admit that I wasn't sure where to put this thread, or even really how to properly word it. I hope it doesn't come across as complaining.

The Red Zephyr said
The aforementioned "thread that must not be named" in the news section discussed the problems and possible solutions to great lengths.


I found that thread only seemed to gloss over the practical problems of the site, and was more just a bickering ground. Perhaps it would help for those that really understand the issues (ie Mahz) to lay them out so at least there's the potential for people to offer advice, solutions or their services. It is of course possible that there is nothing the community can do, but we won't know that without discussion.
In Sanctuary 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Nice collab, in fact nice posts all round by everyone (especially me). In the velociraptor arena my characters would probably take down:
Vates - 5 or 6
Vortex - potentially hundreds depending on how they're grouped
Cronos - 0 whilst hes imprisoned
In Sanctuary 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
The Red Zephyr said
So, why does everyone has an imperial-measurement fuck-ton of characters now? Did I miss something?


Because they can now be killed off with ease. At least it gives the illusion of having lots of players :P
@Ellri
I see. I trust that Mahz's reasons are good and understandable, but I hope that crowdfunding isn't a concept that has been permanently buried. In regards to ad-blocker, I didn't imagine it would affect the servers but I'm aware they can affect the revenue that the ads bring in.

And thanks for sharing the news. I actually happened to have spotted it straight after posting this! Still, I hope this thread provides opportunities to discuss other matters too. I'm sure servers aren't (or won't be) the only problems that present themselves to the guild.
As everyone knows the Guild has been down an awful lot recently. Whilst there has been threads that have discussed this problem (including the thread that shall not be named) and I hear that its also been discussed on the IRC, I personally have been unable to find any posts from the Mods that summarise the issue. I understand that one probably does exist but, correct me if I'm wrong, there isn't a thread dedicated to the subject.

What I'm hoping this thread will do then, is give the mods a chance to open dialogue with the members regarding solutions to the problem. I think it would be unfair for the community to simply demand the mods fix this without offering some sort of aid. To begin with, is there anything preventing the guild from starting some sort of crowd-funding to cover the expenses of upgrading servers? I know I personally wouldn't mind donating a few pounds to see the guild prosper a bit more. Given that there is supposedly around 11,000 members, you would imagine that some reasonable amount could be obtained.


Also I don't know how it effects the guild, but I know my friends website suffers a lot due to ad-blocker. Is this the case for the Guild? If so, perhaps a community drive to persuade members to pause it for this site would help? The ads on this site are hardly intrusive after all.
In Sanctuary 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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The soldier left home
his wife and unborn child too
but doom awaited

Vates and Vortex

The young man brushed his clammy hands through his yellow straw like hair. His eye twitched nervously a he awaited his guests, fearful that he would someone end up dead. He swallowed in a futile effort to counter the rising sick that he could feel. They should be here by now he thought frantically to himself, what if they’re not coming, what if they’ve been captured… or what if this is just a trap for me? He could take waiting no longer, but as he turned to escape the scene a blade found itself resting under his chin, the cold metal tickling his neck.

“Where do you think you’re going Tobias?” a voice whispered seductively in his ear. His response was unlikely to be expected for he suddenly wrenched forward and emptied the contents of his stomach onto the mud.

“Still suffering with the nervousness I see. Sorry about Sierra here, she likes to surprise people.” Vates chuckled as he appeared from the nearby treeline, “We would have come out sooner but we wanted to make sure that you were good to your word and that you weren’t followed.”

Unbeknownst to Tobias there were still two more people hiding in the nearby flora. Kansas and Benny were laid in the dirt, watching silently for any other signs of movement. Tobias, who was now kneeling in the dirt, grimaced at the remnants of his curry and winced as its heat burned his throat; it seemed to do more damage coming up than going down. Vates nodded to Vortex prompting her to help him raise their new contractor to his feet.

“I thought you were dead. You were in Sovereign. How are you here?” Tobias’ eyes wandered over Vates and Vortex, still struggling to believe what he was seeing.

“I’m very much alive Tobias. Now, as much as I’d like to catch up we need to get moving and you need to do what I have asked.” Vates glanced approvingly at Tobias’ bag before alliterating his task, “I need you to head almost due West of here, to the coordinates I gave you. There you’ll find a military transport shuttle. I need you to fly it to the North then dispose of it. If you head to Brenner you can find more than adequate payment in the storage locker I told you about.”

Tobias gently rocked his head backwards and forwards in what seemed more like a trance than a understanding nod. Without asking any questions or bidding the two goodbye he wandered off towards the west. Vates and Vortex looked at each other with raised eyebrows. “You really think he’s up for the task? He seemed brain-dead to me.” Sierra looked back at the figure who, by the way he walked, looked like he may have defecated himself.

“He’s not the brightest spark but he always pulled through in the past. Maybe us being here really is a shock to the people on the outside? Who knows what they think has been going on; they might know more than us, or they might know nothing at all.”
A river of blood
skin and bones torn asunder
he could not save them

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In Sanctuary 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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Darkness fills his eyes
the man within now long gone
only fire remains

Vates and Vortex

“How long do you think it will take to reach Vantus?” Vates inquired as he fiddled with the little blade he had acquired. The only equipment he had was his merc armour, that blade and his empty gauntlets. Fortunately Vortex’s equipment had all been brought aboard; the soldiers clearly recognised it to all be quality gear and probably planned to sell it. She had her sniper rifle (with a functioning plasma core), her sabre claws and her sleek (completely black) armour and helmet.

“Hard to say. Depends on how much time we’ll have to spend avoiding military. I advise ditching this shuttle near Kell and trying to acquire another. I know we swept this thing but we can’t be one-hundred percent sure we’re clean.” Vortex seemed quite relaxed despite the topic and situation, she was just happy to be on this side of the wall and not be in a body bag or chains (anymore). Vates turned his head over his shoulder at the sound of a large thud in the cargo hold. Kansas and Benny were sparring, both taking their anger at the military out on the other. They weren’t the best of fighters but clearly had to have some degree of skill or prowess just to have survived the battle earlier.

“Kell should work. I have a safety deposit there that should contain enough to cover any expenses we need.” Vates smiled to himself, glad that his safety precautions from before the event were still paying off. The criminal underworld was a risky business but it certainly encouraged one to plan ahead.

“I have account in one of the local banks as well, but I imagine that its under military surveillance.” Vortex’s grip on the shuttle controls tightened, “Towards the end of my military service I realised that they had gathered a lot more information about me than I thought they could have. They probably know more about the way I work than the infamous Vates.”

Vates felt like saying that he knew nothing about her, but knew that he would end up saying it in such a way as to make him to jealous or childish. “Tell me more about your military service. You said you were a hunter? They were the hosts that annihilated the Golden Mercs during the battles earlier.” Visions of Nekros, the undead and his companions being torn apart filled his mind.

“Yes. I was one of the original members. Back then we were led by a guy named Garrus and mainly worked to take out notable threats and gather intel. But then the brass became more ruthless, Nekros replaced Garrus, and before long we were slaughtering civilians and stomping out any traces of hope that the people of Sovereign might have had...” Vortex paused for a moment to gather her thoughts, “I’ve killed a lot of people, but I’ve always been able to justify my actions to myself, been able to tell myself the targets were bad people. After a while of being a hunter you run out of justifications.”

“So you just left?”

“No. They tried to kill me on a field mission. I brought down the whole fucking skymall on their heads and ran. Managed to even kill a couple. The ones I really wanted to kill were Fang and Nekros but your buddies beat me to them.”
His spawn hide away
fearful of the fire father
he will destroy all

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In Sanctuary 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Lost in my Mind said
Sure don't even say hi to your old friend, Lost, Kyle -Goes to my emo corner.-


I have friends?
In Sanctuary 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Wow nice revamp
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