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    1. Fat Boy Kyle 12 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current Laptop has suspiciously decided to have hard-drive failure two weeks after the warranty expired, so no RPing for me!
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9 yrs ago
Any in-progress RPs in need of some new blood? Drop me a PM!

Bio




Name:
Kyle (Obviously)

Age:
23

Gender:
Male

Sexuality:
I tend to like women

Occupation:
Criminologist

Location:
United Kingdom

Hobbies:
Gaming; Reading; Writing; Drinking; Sleeping; Napping; Snoozing; Eating; More Drinking; Kipping; and Laser-Tag.

A Random Interesting Fact:
I can make the dimple on my chin go up and down.

Warning:
I will vanish for months at a time because adult stuff. I'm also unlikely to post every day.



Most Recent Posts

Lennon79 said
Added a rank or lack thereof for Marius.


Nice one - I wasn't sure if you were an assassin or whether you were yet to join :)
P.s. Sorry for changing the CS repeatedly, it should be fine now
Four things Newbie:
1)Put it in a hider
2)I'd say go warrior or veteran (Newbies one of the Co-GMs)
3)Poison dagger? As in you have a dagger and can make poison? Or as in a magical dagger? Think carefully about your answer ;P
4)STOP CALLING EVERY CHARACTER MATHIUS OR EARL GREY!!! xD




In Sanctuary 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Edward Vates – 8 months ago
“Please mate, we don’t want any trouble. We just need help, please!” begged the large scruffy looking man, his arms stretched out as to shield his wife and young son. They all looked terrified, and the man was lightly wounded.

Vates kept his hand up and his gauntlet charged and ready to fire. A faint humming emanated from it as well as a dim blue glow. “I saw you but a few hours ago with at least five others, where are they?” demanded Vates with gritted teeth, “What’s the plan huh? Appeal to my conscious with your family, keep me distracted whilst your friends ambush me?!”

The man shook his head frantically and cried out his response, “No sir! Please! They’re all dead! There’s a conduit after us! We’re not here to attack you or steal your stuff, we just need help!” The man resisted falling to his knees, desperately trying to protect his family.

“Liar” hissed Vates. His profession made him alert to the dangers of others, to trust no-one completely, to keep your resources to yourself unless someone could offer you something better. Since the event this ideology was exacerbated by the desperation of others and the threat of conduits. “Drop your weapons and leave. If you make a move on me, if you follow me or if I even see you again I will not be so kind.”

The man’s eyes welled up completely but he stood up straight and tried to keep a strong face as he threw his hatchet to the ground, “You’ve killed us.”

Edward Vates – Tuborg Heights - Present Time
Vates arose from his slumber fully clothed. He had, despite his intentions, fallen asleep early the previous day after fixing the rappel rope. He must have slept for a solid fourteen hours at least, which made up for the lack of sleep the previous night as well as the previous day’s exertion. Today was nothing special, he had no outstanding tasks to complete, had no immediate need for supplies, and wasn’t expecting company. His thoughts lazily skimmed over what he could keep himself busy with.

“We could investigate the market and see who has moved in?” suggested Janus. They had noticed signs of life in the market a few days prior, and Vate’s couldn’t help but wonder if the old tenants had moved back in.

“Not yet. If Cyrus and his group have moved back in I’ll have to drive them away again, and I’d rather be more physically prepared this time.” Vates replied. Cyrus and his group had lived in the market for months and although they knew Vates existed (and vice-versa) there existed an unspoken truce. However when they started scavenging closer to Vates there came an incident where some of the men tried to attack him. This led to Vates executing guerrilla tactics on the group, attacking their supplies, defences, and scouts in order to incapacitate them and drive them away. Eventually Cyrus and Vates agreed to a 1v1 fight for the area with no spectators or back-up. Vates narrowly won by a stroke of luck, and Cyrus true to his word moved his group more towards the city centre.

“Training then? It has been a while since you last practised on the spinning dummy.” Janus was always eager to use his abilities, and training was the only good opportunity where he could.

Vates smiled and strolled out of the bedroom and over to the desk where he picked up an unusual coin. The coin was about an inch and a half in diameter and was clearly an antique. On one side was the face of Tutarian, an fabled hero from early in the Core Crusades. On the other was the depiction of a dragon, its long body and tail beautifully curled round to the edges of the coin. “Beat the previous record and we’ll do some training” said Vates as he flicked the coin up into the air. In the seconds that it was suspended, Janus had a quick vision foreseeing it being heads. Although neither of them knew it, as the vision occurred a white streak flashed over Vate’s eyes. Vates caught the coin and revealed it to be heads.

Heads, Heads. Heads, Heads. Tails, Tails. Tails, Tails. Heads, Heads. Tails, Tails. Tails, Tails. Heads, Heads. Heads, Tails.

“I counted nine. That’s five off your record, you’re getting sloppy. I suppose we better do some training in that case” Vates mused. They had practiced this coin trick nearly daily for months, and at this point the use of Janus’ ability in this scenario had almost become muscle memory. The two of them had begun to apply this when using the spinning dummy, as the ability would be invaluable if they were able to use it in a fight (and if nothing else it provided Vates with some useful hand-to-hand training).
In Sanctuary 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I'm almost disappointed that I escaped Zeph's wrath
Talking about douchebag GMs, check out the link to my new RP in my signature ;P
Lennon79 said
Well, there's mine.It looked a lot longer in Word...


Like it! Just add a bit about his equipment (I updated the CS moments before you posted) and you're accepted :)
In Sanctuary 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
The Red Zephyr said
I finished rereading the IC a while ago and regret not going into Super-Ultra Logic mode when certain someones posted.



OPEN

Assassins Creed: A Rising Empire
(Advanced Casual)

The year is 25BC
Rome has transitioned from a Republic into an Empire
An Empire run by the Templar Augustus

The Roman Brotherhood of Assassins is dwindling
Its members are torn between ideals:
Some fight to uphold the assassins ideals
Some fight purely for the good of Rome.

What will you fight for?

Current GM(s): Fat Boy Kyle
Co-GM(s): TheGodfather
Status: Accepting
Characters: Check bottom of this post





So basically this is a fairly free flowing RP. Players will play as Assassins and intially will be either joining or training, allowing themselves chance to build relationships and realise their own goals/motives (as well as give me a chance to think of plot lines!). Eventually the RP will progress into a AC1 style story where targets are assigned and players will try to eliminate them at the same time as trying to fulfill their own goals, and deal with any side plots. This doesn't simply mean you should go and shiv the bloke, it means that players should try to build their way up to killing (or even just incapacitating) targets by clever planning, clever politics, power plays, military strikes, etc.

Players (unless you convince me otherwise) should be no higher a rank than Disciple. Players can have a variety of backgrounds, such as a soldier or senator, and are free to play such roles out. So for example whilst a couple of players might be in Rome playing politics, another player could be in a big battle in Africa. Although please keep it relevant to the overarching Assassin Theme and story. Players should ideally be Roman (as in live in Roman territory, not necessarily Rome) due to it being the Roman Brotherhood.

As for weapons and the like, try to keep it historically accurate, and you'll get bonus Fat Points if you keep it accurate to AC lore. So you shouldn't be in full breast-plated knight armour, nor should you have crossbows and such. Until you reach the rank of Assassin you will also be without a hidden blade (which at this point still requires you to lose a finger), so you'll have to rely on daggers and such.

Any questions feel free to post them or PM them to me. Otherwise here's the CS sheet (MAKE SURE YOU POST IT IN A HIDER DAMN IT!):



Characters and Targets
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