Fat Boy Kyle Member
STATUS: Laptop has suspiciously decided to have hard-drive failure two weeks after the warranty expired, so no RPing for me! 9 yrs ago
- Last Seen: 1 yr ago
- Old Guild Username: Fat Boy Kyle
- Joined: 12 yrs ago
- Posts: 1028 (0.23 / day)
- VMs: 0
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- Fat Boy Kyle 12 yrs ago
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Laptop has suspiciously decided to have hard-drive failure two weeks after the warranty expired, so no RPing for me!
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9 yrs ago
Any in-progress RPs in need of some new blood? Drop me a PM!
Bio
Name:
Kyle (Obviously)
Age:
23
Gender:
Male
Sexuality:
I tend to like women
Occupation:
Criminologist
Location:
United Kingdom
Hobbies:
Gaming; Reading; Writing; Drinking; Sleeping; Napping; Snoozing; Eating; More Drinking; Kipping; and Laser-Tag.
A Random Interesting Fact:
I can make the dimple on my chin go up and down.
Warning:
I will vanish for months at a time because adult stuff. I'm also unlikely to post every day.
Most Recent Posts
### Prologue – Welcome to the Second Server
_It’s been a few hours since players have been able_
_To log-in but as of yet no one has been able to log-out_
_Bells chime all over the first floor, drawing players to_
_The Town of Beginnings where they are about to hear_
_A very shocking announcement…_
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Shoulders knocked by each other repeatedly as players scrambled and milled around the town square. Hawke grumbled and shoved aside any that would not move for him. He felt clustered and the warm of so many bodies made him feel clammy and uncomfortable, even in this virtual world. “Stay close to me!” he barked loudly, his voice straining to beat the chaotic chorus of chatter around them. His friends followed his every step, both a little surprised by how aggressively he was pushing through the sea of people. It may have been a game, but to Aang and Maric this already felt very real and they did their best not to bump into others. Rather than head to the centre of the square (which was actually a circle), Hawke tried to lead the trio out of the mosh pit and towards the Black Iron Palace. It wasn’t for any particular reason, he just wanted to leave the crowd and the Palace was the first landmark he spotted. The trio just managed to pierce out of the circle when their eyes were drawn to the skies above.
“What the fu-?” Aang’s draw dropped in synchrony with his friends.
Large red warning signs emerged from above the palace and quickly spread to cover the sky in massive dome over the city. Most signs read ‘Warning’ and ‘System Announcement’, but some flickered and lagged and seemed to bare unintelligible writing. That was strange, but what really freaked people out and made them shit their pants was when the signs began to ooze thick red blood. Some people began to scream but the majority of people merely watched in shocked silence. As the various drops of blood seeped downwards they began to draw close to each other and slowly formed into a mysterious giant figure wearing a red hooded robe and who bore no face. “Is that a GM or something?” Maric asked without taking his eyes of the flying being. Hawke didn’t answer though, he was too focused on the announcement.
**“Welcome to Second Server. My name is Kayaba Akihiko. This world you currently inhabit is but a forgery of my creation, a copy you have all brought out of greed and desperation. I do not hold it against you… but I do pity you.”** The booming voice of Kayaba seemed to have a hint of regret to it. **“You may have already noticed that the logout button is missing from the main menu. But this is not a defect in the game. I repeat... This is not a defect in the game. It is a feature of Sword Art Online. You cannot log out of SAO yourselves. And no one on the outside can shut down or remove the NerveGear. Should this be attempted, the transmitter inside the NerveGear will emit a powerful microwave, destroying your brain and thus ending your life.” **
With the revelation people begun screaming and trying to run away. Some reached the edge of the square and found themselves bouncing off an invisible barrier, which only added to their frantic behaviour. Hawke caught someone doing so in his peripheral vision and realised he must have only been a couple of feet from the barrier himself.
**“Unfortunately, several players’ friends and families have ignored this warning and have attempted to remove the NerveGear. As a result, many players from both servers are gone forever, from both Aincrad and the real world. As you can see, news organizations across the world are reporting all of this, including the deaths. I hope that many of you have at least been honest about your purchasing of a pirate copy, or else the chances of someone removing your NerveGear are much higher.”** As Kayaba said this he summoned a series of large screens that showed media broadcasts from around the world, all reporting the crisis.
**“I had only intended for 10,000 people to live in my castle; neither too little nor too many. I realise now that I see how many of you there are that I was being selfish. That is why I shall let you stay on Second Server. I shall be fair and let you play SAO like those on the official server. As with them, I hope you will relax and attempt to clear the game. But I want you to remember this: There is no longer any method to revive someone within the game. If your HP drops to zero, your avatar will be forever lost. And simultaneously, the NerveGear will destroy your brain.”** For many this additional shock sent them over the edge, and there was suddenly a revival in the amount of the amount of people screaming and wailing in despair.
**“There is only one means of escape. The complete the game. You are currently on floor 1. If you make your way through the dungeons and defeat the Floor Boss, you may advance to the next level. Defeat the final boss on Floor 99 and you will clear the game. Had you been on the official server you would have faced me on the 100th floor, but in that respect you have been granted a false mercy. The Cardinal System that controls the game will compensate for this, and for the larger number of players, and therefore you will find this game much harder than intended.”** Kayaba’s avatar seemed to look up towards one of the glitching warnings before continuing, **“And unfortunately I fear that this version may have many bugs. It is too late to fix the bugs caused by the piracy, but I sincerely hope that there are no technical barriers that make this game unfair. Now, please look in your inventories for I have left you all a present. Please see for yourselves.”**
Whether it through obedience, fear or interest, every player managed to eventually calm down enough to look into their inventories and find a mirror. At first nothing seemed to happen when people looked at themselves, but all of a sudden blinding blue lights exploded around the square only to reveal the true appearance of the players underneath. **“Shit Hawke! You look like you! You too Aang!”** Maric jumped back in surprised and only a second later realised the same must have been true of him.
**“That concludes this tutorial. I wish you all luck.”** Kayaba’s last words trailed off as his avatar seemed to evaporate into thin air. Simultaneously the warning skies that lit the sky faded away, with the glitching ones lingering for a few seconds longer. Without thinking Hawke lunged ahead with his hand stretched out and found that the barrier had gone.
“Holy crap! I can’t believe this is happening! What the hell do we do?” pleaded Aang, echoing the voice of many players. Hawke couldn’t think of a response but with a small wave he signaled for his friends to follow as he stormed away from that place; he wanted to get as far away from it as possible.
Maric cleared his throat and decided to be the voice of guidance, “Hawke, we need to meet your friend as we planned…”
@SirBeowulf
ULTRA GREATSWORD?! ULTRA GREATSWORD?! That's fine, just sounds like an extra-skill. Endurance isn't really a skill but, it's fine if your character invests in related stats, so you need not change it. Maybe add 'Battle Healing' to the list? You don't really need to change anything if you don't wish to - accepted :)
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### STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY WIZARD POWERS.
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@HounderHowl
You did, although I would have preferred it if you'd posted it here. No matter. Only two points to make in regards to your character:
1. The CS is a little bare. Are you planning to reveal things at a later date? If not, it would be nice to flesh it out slightly more.
2. The special skill is alright but I'd like it scaled down slightly. Loose the defense increase and add a limitation. AgentFallenSoul's character has a similar ability but included "It last for thirty seconds, after which he is rendered useless and must either pull out of battle or die". Could you also say how you acquired it (weapon, quest, bug, etc.) please.
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@AgentFallenSoul
Speaking of the devil! AoT reference was not subtle! In regards to Aren:
1. Your special skill sounds interesting, however it reads as though to re-use she needs only to sheath her blade. I'd rather there be a cool-down time or a limit to the amount uses per fight.
2. Unless your character has an equipment skill (leather, light metal or heavy metal) they cannot use armour. Please could everyone remember this.
In regards to Jaegar:
1. Could I be a pain and ask you to rename the set/skill from 'Thingy's Berserker' to 'Thingy's Somethingelse'? Just to avoid confusion with Hawke's Beserker Spear and Beserker Skill. Otherwise the skill is fine, just be cautious not to make it OP during the rp.
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@LokiLeo
Ah, bummer! I normally save my CS on a Word Document in case of situations like this.
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### First post is written, albeit poorly. I'm not sure whether I should post it with the current formatting or not.
By all means do things with the big guilds, especially if you're a member. Just don't do anything _**big **_and don't include **_too much_** about the leaders without consulting me.
> ### MAH MILKSHAKE BRINGS COOOWS
Close enough :P Your character is accepted, but there is just a couple of minute points:
1. I like ellipses, but I a greatly believe that they should be used sparingly. There are a few in your CS that seem unnecessary, if not misplaced.
2. I like your ability but the origin seems a little random. I can't think of a better origin though, so perhaps don't worry about it.
3. Why is everyone is using spears? haha
@Plasma
Fair enough. Tbf the RPs I'm in tend to be very slow moving, but that's good sometimes.
@Everyone
Like it says in the first post, characters can be in any guild but I would suggest joining the Braziers, The Night Fissures (TNF) or a player-made guild because you will have more freedom over the plot with them. The Blood Dragons, White Lotus and The Order will have main plots centered around them eventually so players won't be able to do lots with them (cause it might spoil what we have planned). Sorry if this seems a little controlling, but at least players will get to decide how things progress once these plots are initiated.
**I will have the first post up for tomorrow night!**
...or maybe not. I might wait for the post formatting to improve a little first.
> Are you guys still accepting characters?
We are **always** accepting people :)
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**@Kalas**
Character and guild both accepted. I'll add it to the guild list once post edits become available (if they ever that is).
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**@SirBeowulf**
This will remain a constantly open RP, so submit a CS whenever you feel like it :) I assume **AiyvaGuard **is just having technical problems.
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In terms of activity - considering I only posted the interest check 7 days ago and there's been a combined total of 140ish posts - I would say that this is a fairly active thread. Bare in mind that the guild has been down and the GMs of this RP have been absent. Hopefully it'll stay near this level when the rp kicks off.
Also, for now I'm going to say that players should stay away from actual numbers when they talk about their stats. That said, don't change any stats/bonuses that are already in your posts. The reason for this is that, to be honest, I just can't be bothered to keep up with them :P Use them as a guideline of course though.
If I've not replied to any specific querries or CS sheets then let me know :)
I think Mahz should give us all new unicorns.
Apologies for being absent. I've not read through the OOC yet, I'll endeavor to catch up tomorrow. Last night or whenever it was didn't count because I was drunk. God knows why I came home from the pub and decided to come on here, not that I can even remember coming home from the pub.
AgentFallenSoul said
Are you guys still accepting characters?
Forever acceptiing
PlazmaStryke said
So in case of such a definition of it: then yes, he does.While probably more minor than it would generally be perceived, his personalities would follow such a guideline.I suppose that should be true.
I could remove it if you want then, and see if I got any sort of Spear moves to think up of....as there are NO actual spear sword skills published at all =_=. Also, yeah, Blood Lust would in many ways be an applicable discription I suppose. I was thinking along the lines of an Adreinal high that allows for faster cognitive fuction or something. Either discription would work....I think I might have read too many advanced psych things now x.x.And yeah, think of the negative effects like a slightly more controlled blood lust. You can tell who your friends are, but if they get in the way of the battle: then they're just more enemies.And I didn't want to go look up a picture anyways cause
In terms of your personality that's fine then. I just wanted to make sure I (and others) understood.
You can keep the skill but I would emphasise the dangers and drawbacks. You could potentially read it and think "oh, that might be a bit OP", but as long as you don't turn your player into a Kirito in the IP then I have no problem.
In terms of Blood Dragons Plamza has hit the nail on the head. They can have friends and stuff, but they must not (or at least shouldn't) disclose their membership to BD. If they didn't have friends and lives outside the guild then they would have no weaknesses to hide or protect.
I'm glad to see people talking about relationships before the RP starts. I don't mind people knowing Hawke either of course.
NarcissisticPotato said
I think Kyle prefers for you to post it here so he can okay it before he allows you to post it to the Character Bin!
Aye, what he says. Doesn't really matter, especially as it looks like we'll be getting 'Character' Tabs soon! :D
PlazmaStryke said
Special Skill?: Battle High.
Although not a skill, it is a state of mind that Mark can enter when truely enjoying a battle or kicking plenty of ass that allows him to exponentailly grow for a short period. It seems to have something to do with a State of his mind and his adrenaline that allows for him to generally grow stronger: His strength, agility, speed, Personal Intelligence, Reaction Speed, Instincts, and Battle Prowess. It does however limit his lucidity to the world, making it hard for him to control himself beyond the fight and in seeing anyone that is in his way as anyone but his enemy. He is always found to be exhausted after using it, and is not really something he can just turn on and off like a skill. It is more of a personal Ability.
A couple of points/questions:
-In terms of his personality are you saying that he has a dissociative identity disorder? If not, then his personality is all over the place and kind contradicts itself in places. Sometimes its better to say less about personality in the CS and let his words and actions in the IC do the talking.
-In terms of the special skill, really it has to be a skill if it's affecting his stats. Also, isn't the skill basically just 'His stats go up in battle'? As for the negative effect of it, your wording could be a little clearer. I'm reading as it some sort of 'blood lust'?
-And lastly, it would be cool if you also had a pic or description of what your armour looks like. Not necessary though, especially if you were perhaps thinking of upgrading.
As with every other player, I don't accept until I run out of things to moan about :P
I'm a bit busy this weekend but I'll aim to start the RP before Tuesday.
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