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  • Old Guild Username: Fat Boy Kyle
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Fat Boy Kyle 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

9 yrs ago
Current Laptop has suspiciously decided to have hard-drive failure two weeks after the warranty expired, so no RPing for me!
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9 yrs ago
Any in-progress RPs in need of some new blood? Drop me a PM!

Bio




Name:
Kyle (Obviously)

Age:
23

Gender:
Male

Sexuality:
I tend to like women

Occupation:
Criminologist

Location:
United Kingdom

Hobbies:
Gaming; Reading; Writing; Drinking; Sleeping; Napping; Snoozing; Eating; More Drinking; Kipping; and Laser-Tag.

A Random Interesting Fact:
I can make the dimple on my chin go up and down.

Warning:
I will vanish for months at a time because adult stuff. I'm also unlikely to post every day.



Most Recent Posts

Hawke – 15th Floor Monday the 24th of June 2021
Hawke stood on the edge of a Cliffside on the tropical 31st floor. Below him was a semi-circular shaped clearing surrounded by thick jungle flora. He knew from experience that players could not travel too far into this jungle without being lost forever. There would seem to be little point to exploring this area either, considering that it was on the very far edges of the floor. There was one thing of interest here though: the infinite waves of swarm mobs that would attack anyone who would dare jump down from the cliff. “Thank you for joining me here today!” Hawke begun as he turned to face the recruits, “I have brought you here because this is where you will go through your initiation!” Standing there were all the people that had told him that they wished to join the Braziers. Some of them were front-liners, some from other guilds, and some seemed to be solo-players. All in all there were 14, and Hawke already knew that a few of them were not cut out for the guild. Still, they would all get their chance to prove themselves. “Below us is a small clearing! It is a big drop, and if you do not climb down carefully you will perish!” Hawke warned, already able to see that some recruits were becoming apprehensive. “When you reach the bottom you will be attacked by waves of Vipera, weak humanoid enemies with snake heads! They may be weak, but they will outnumber you… for you will be alone! You will fight off as many waves as you can before you are forced to teleport out! If you do not teleport out, you will die! No help will be provided for this! This is a test of your strength!” “So if we get pinned down and can’t teleport you’ll just stand there? You’ll just watch us die?” the woman’s voice was a mixture of shock and anger, but her face was hidden behind a wooden mask. Hawke looked to the woman with cold eyes and gave a single small nod. “Pfft! Fuck this then!” she scoffed before storming away. Hawke was surprised more didn’t do the same; he knew he probably would in their situation. “Right then! Who will go first?” he asked, curious to see who among them had the biggest stones.
u fuhin wot m8? You're avin a
Hello Ploxerdon, I'm Kyle - Grammar Nazi extraordinaire. Few things:
  • Please keep posts in past tense.
  • Though I can't fault your use of paragraphs, I am a little confused as to why you start a new line for nearly every sentence?
  • If your character is attacking a player without using the dueling system (as would appear to be the case in your post), they will become an orange player. That's fine, if that's what you wish for your character. But I thought I'd quickly clarify that point just in case.
It sure is great to be hated! oh god guys please i love you dont leave me ;______; Oh, and Kyle are you up for posting?
SirBeowulf
Yes, although perhaps not tonight.
In Sanctuary 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Back in my day we used to consider it disrespectful to call ladies 'son'. We used to refer to them as 'wenches' or 'hos'. Oh how times change...
Hawke smiled at the polite introduction and extended his hand, "Pleasure, my name's Hawke - Guild President of the Braziers." Though he wasn't about to say it out loud, Hawke was rather pleased that a blacksmith had shown up. The guild always tended to have at least one or two decent ones in order to gain that much needed edge. The fact she claimed to have a shop down on the 35th floor also spoke measures considering it had only been cleared a few days ago. "Please, come in" he beckoned, "A few others have arrived already."
Edit: I want to join btw
Ploxerdon
You can quote hiders now? :O Sorry, I got distracted. Your grammar could use a little tidying in parts, but there's certainly nothing worth worrying about. Character himself is fine and you can consider yourself accepted! Please post your character in the CS bin then get posting :D --- I'm considering doing a one-day time-skip to get everyone back in line (roughly). It'll skip from the current point(s) to the next morning where Brazier recruits will begin initiation tests. At this point there will only be 24 hours until the aforementioned meeting. So if you want to do stuff before the skip then do it now!
We can all hate him together <3
New rules:
  • From now on only I may take breaks from the RP. Everyone else must dedicate every spare second of their time to fueling this RP. Any insubordination will result in harsh and righteous punishment. Do not mistake this for some sort of fair democracy.
  • Make sure you post your character sheets in THIS section. Not actually a new rule, but it's one I'm not sure everyone followed. I prefer this to the tab because of the directory in the first post.
Hawke - Burning Hold
Hawke watched as Romulus started weeping over his fallen comrade. It was easy to forget that members had friends outside of the guild, let alone outside of the game. Joseph was a nice guy and had only been with the guild a short time, yet his death still tore at Hawke like a knife in the chest. He considered consulting the wailing man but rather easily decided against it; he wasn't the comforting type after all. Whilst looking towards Romulus he missed most of what Remus had said but managed to catch the last few words: "...I would like to join you." "Good" replied Hawke with a nod, "Then please make yourself comfortable. Feel free to wander between here, the cloister and the refectory, but you'll find the Kitchen, dorms and stairs off limits. There's food in the refectory (or dinning room rather). When a few more people have showed up I'll call you together and explain the joining procedure." He exchanged a smile with the girl who had not yet spoken but before he could think of anything to say there came a knocking sound from down the hall. It was a slight inconvenience to go and answer, yet he couldn't help but feel appreciative of the manners; especially given that his previous guests had just loudly stumbled in whilst he was mourning. "Hello" he said as he opened the door, "Are you here for the Braziers?"
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