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When I fail at having free time, I fail at having free time, and there's not much that can be done about it.

This will probably also be my last post for two weeks - expect me back on the 2nd of June - as I'm going on holiday. Japan! Wheee :D
Liaena, who had previously been chuckling along with the dwarves at her own joke, acquired a slightly defensive expression at Doins last question. “Well....actually...”

“....”

“....would you prefer me to pretend I don't know about the people you've got locked in your bag?” Kathlin enquired a trifle dryly, after the silence stretched a bit too long. “Because it would be nice to know at least what you're going to do to them, if I do?”

“....”

“Eh. Okay, basically, those Night Elves that are supposed to be acting as Sharons bodyguards?” Liaena deftly sketched finger quotations in the air as she looked over at those two dwarves. “They smashed up a trap that some of the assassins tried to set for him, and managed to capture one of them to interrogate into the bargain. However, most of what's going on at the moment is none of their damn business, so I stole him, and we're going to have a word in a bit later. On the way over here another assassin tried to abduct me, so I ended up capturing her and she's in the bag as well. It all worked out surprisingly well...all things considered”

Pondering her next words, Liaena gave the two dwarves a shrug. “As to why I'm here....really, I just needed somewhere to crash, that wasn't infested with Night Elves. Well – when I say 'crash', that really wasn't supposed to be literal. This was supposed to be a low profile, under-the-radar visit. Unfortunately, Rithrynn can be a bit hard to shake at times. It's a bit like owning a really large, poorly house trained puppy”

Kathlin eyed the satchel carefully, the bag which was now held securely in Liaena's arms. “Do you think they can hear you?”

“Probably” Liaena replied unconcernedly as she also looked down at her bag. “FYI – Stop trying to kidnap me. It really doesn't work, now does it?”
Liaena studied the hole in the ceiling, through which Rithrynn exited with all the ‘grace and elegance’ of her kin. “I’d probably be a lot safer if they were trying to kill me. At least then I wouldn’t have to put up with them as house guests”

“….You say that like they’re not” Kathlin remarked dubiously. Looking noticeably relieved that Rithrynn had departed; the girl also placed a stool the right way up and sat down. “Aren’t you worried that they’re going to come back with friends, Li?”

“No. Night Elves have this amaaaazingly short term memory – If you give them half an hour, they forget what they’re mad about and go and find something else to punch. Besides, most of them are black-out drunk anyway. You might have noticed”

“Moreso from the fight than the drink, but yes”

“Best bodyguards. But yeah, I’m sorry about your window” Liaena added, looking towards Doin as she gave the remains of the skylight a slightly apologetic nod. “I really didn’t mean for anything to get blown up while I was here….I’ll try and get your money back”

“Uhh, ahh Lass, don’t go puttin’ yourself outta pocket on my account…”

“My pocket? Noo no no. I happen to know for a fact that Rithrynn has a fairly large stash of loot from the North she’s got hidden away in her room – and she hasn’t got around to pawning any of it yet, last I checked” Liaena said cheerfully. The grin she gave Doin had a slightly evil tinge to it. “I’ll sort it out. Just give me time”
bleh. I know I've been horribly sluggish as of late, but I will do my best to definitely make a post tomorrow. For realz this time.

Forgive teh Li. She has slow times, and not-so-slow times. This is a slow time :(
“What are those overgrown fairies doing in here!?”

“Wrecking the place” Liaena grumbled as she picked her satchel back off the floor. Checking the flap was firmly secured, she threw herself into one of the chairs still standing in the room. Resting her head on her hands briefly as she enjoyed the softness of the armchair, she raised it up again to give Rithrynn an evil stare. “It’s never dangerous…No. Not yet. I’m working on it”

Giving Rithrynn another black look as though the absence of any immediate mind-altering potions was also the Night Elfs fault, Liaena raised a hand to stab a finger lethargically at the glued-up Ashei. “Anyway. You brought her, so she’s your problem now. I’ve got more important things to do than clear up after you….again.”

“…..”

“Eh, you handled your drink pretty well under the circumstances” Liaena stated after a pause, looking over at Doin to give him the ghost of a smile. Noting the confused look he gave her, the girl gave a long shrug as she also glanced around the trashed mess of a room. “…The ‘fairies’ broke in through the skylight, looking for me as it happens. They’re going soon, anyway.”

“….but what am I supposed to do with her!?”

“How should I know? Shrink her. Give her to Naliyah. Drug her….if you fill her full of booze, it’d do the same thing as a memory potion, no doubt” Liaena growled back at Rithrynn. The little girl did not look very happy with the Night Elf at all, with Liaena’s characteristic scowl looking strange on Kathlins face. That girl simply gave Rithrynn an apologetic look where she stood well out of the firing line and off to one side. “You lot seem to have the short-term memory of a fruit fly for all intents and purposes anyway, so it shouldn’t be that difficult”
hrmmm... *stare* =.=

Sorry guys, if I'd known I was going to be so horrendously busy this week, would have given you a heads up. As it is, I haven't had the time to make a post at any point this week and I'm going away for a bank holiday weekend tomorrow, so now I need to pack. ...So, the next time I would be realistically able to post is next tuesday. Sorry :(

....this probably isn't the best time to mention that I'm going away on the 17th on holiday for two weeks as well? ^_^''
“No, no, we’re good. Thanks” Kathlin called back through the heavy wooden door to Frarn amiably. Liaena meanwhile, looked like a deer caught in headlights briefly before she composed herself at the very audible voices of Donald and Astrid emanating out of her satchel as they cried out for help.

“Light…Dammit. Why does this have to happen all at once?”

Looking up to catch Ashei’s gimlet eye, Liaena allowed her shoulders to slump in a defeatist sort of way at the Night Elf standing over her. “Alright! Alright. I’ll show you”

Clutching her satchel as she turned it around to face her, Liaena grabbed onto one of the lumps inside and gave it a hard squeeze through the fabric as she slowly undid the buckle holding it closed. The cries of Astrid and Donald had reached feverish pitches as they professed their profound innocence and the wickedness of their ordeal, which was almost completely drowning out the other noise that was now emanating from the satchel. “This wasn’t my fault, okay? I didn’t mean any harm…”

Ticktickticktickticktickticktick…

Gathering the satchel in her arms, Liaena straightened up to her full height as she shoved the open mouth of the bag up towards Ashei’s face for her to look into. Standing over by the door as she watched the proceedings, Kathlin promptly covered her face with one arm.

Tickticktickticktick—BANG!

An intense flash of light accompanied the loud crack that emanated from Liaena’s satchel, burning and blinding the eyes of anyone who happened to be looking that way when the flash-bang went off. As Ashei reeled back, Liaena stuck the muzzle of her elephant gun – which had recently appeared – into her stomach and squeezed off two shots.

BLAM – BLAM!

Careening backwards across the room, Ashei hit the door and smashed it clean off its hinges to plaster her against the wall on the other side of the corridor with sticky paste. Looking out through the hole that had been created, Kathlin caught Frarns eyes – who seemed to have avoided the carnage- barely, to give him a weak smile. “Well, not good exactly…but I think it’s all under control now. Sort of. I should go”

“Why did you even bring her?” Liaena spat at Rithrynn, before snapping her bag shut again and setting off to where Doin lay in the corner. The other girl joined her quickly as she knelt down next to the groaning Dwarf. “I don’t think he’s concussed, Li. Just shocked”

“What in tha….” Frarn was still standing in the doorway, looking at the chaos that had wrecked in the room. “Wha in Bronzebeard’s bronze ass-cheeks happened? Liaena?”

“Oh” Liaena glanced up quickly, to give the dwarf an apologetic smile. “Hi, Frarn. Sorry about the mess. I’m Li. Long story.”
“She is Li” Kathlin was quick to volunteer, before giving the other a quizzical look. “You are Li? Are we not doing that anymore?”

“Well, not if the whole world knows there isn’t much point, which is what some people seem to want to happen…” Liaena groused bitterly, before looking up to catch Rithrynn’s eye. “Do something useful and get the guy you brained a chair, would you?”
“Uh, guys….”
Glancing worriedly at the thin trail of smoke rising from the wreckage, then at Ashei, Kathlin withdrew a very thin, slightly crooked stick gingerly out of her pocket to hold it behind her back as she pointed it in the direction of the developing fire. With a flick of it, that entire area was covered in a deep layer of hoarfrost as Kathlin slipped the wand back into her bag and reverted to shrugging in complete bafflement at anyone bothering to look at her.

Oblivious to current events and dusting off her satchel to hold it protectively under one arm as she climbed to her feet, Liaena turned slowly to give Ashei a look of utter contempt. It was obvious to all that the Night Elf had largely failed to endear herself to the little human, and the recent ‘midget’ had caused all recent goodwill from Ashei’s put-down of Astrid to evaporate. “…Because, if I didn’t want to be in a ‘den of her enemies’, I’d have to leave town. She’s just that popular”

“…..”

“….Light, Rithrynn, why do you do this to me!? I’m running out of places to put these idiots….I swear, this one is going up your ass too”

Looking back at Rithrynn, Liaena shot a ‘why-do-you-do-this-to-me’ stare at her as she eased her right hand into her pocket. Her fingers closed around the reassuring neck of a vial and tensed in readiness as she watched for any sudden moves from Ashei. “So. You wanted to make sure I’m not captured by assassins. Congratulations. I’m not”

Making a mocking slight-bow at the ‘congratulations’, Liaena straightened back up to give Rithrynn a dark look “…Although you did a good job of increasing the chance that I might be by blowing my cover, so thanks for that. So. Were you leaving, or did you want to brain any more of my friends, trash any more of my plans, or bring along any more of your elf friends to gawk? You know, just to be helpful!?”
“Oh hey Li. What are you doing here?”

“……”

“Choking” Kathlin ventured after a pause, when it became apparent that no other answer was going to be forthcoming. Liaena was indeed becoming increasingly purple in the face as she gasped for breath, while doing her best to give Rithrynn death glares at the same time.

“…Oh!”

As the big elf finally sat back onto her haunches, the purple in Liaena’s face reduced noticeably as she finally managed to take in large gasps of air. She didn’t look any happier for her change in circumstances. “…You. IDIOT.”

“Wut?”

“What am I doing here? What are YOU doing here!? Are you, incapable of not getting in my way for more than a few seconds!?” Liaena spat. At the very least, she hadn’t landed on her bag, so Donald and Astrid hadn’t been reduced to a fine mush, at least for the moment. It was only one thing that had gone right in a recent catalogue of errors, and it did very little to improve her mood. “I TOLD you, not to get involved! …And get off my legs!”
*innocent look*

Unfortunately for Li, that does seem to be the case :p
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