Granted but unfortunately because of the shape change the balance of gravity is thrown off completely which in turn drives our new shaped world to smash into the sun.
I wish I had a pop machine.
Wish granted; you are granted a soda machine, which corrects your pronunciation at every interval.
I wish I had some whipped cream to go with this pecan pie.
My dog jumped up and ate my burger. I thought of taking it back, but remembered how determined this dog can be to get food at every opportunity. I feed this dog plenty, but when I least expect it he'll snatch the food from my hand, or lick something from the ground. Eggs, bacon, sausage, burgers, cheese, you name it. Nothing is safe from this dog. Halp.
This hasn't happened on this website as far as I'm aware; this was long before I joined the site. The one thing I saw too much of at that time were characters who somehow managed to change all of their emotions on a whim. This character was supposed to be kind? Nope, now a jerk despite nothing happening. Not even a mention of a thought in the text. I can understand if said character were to have a condition of sorts that makes them emotionally unstable, and maybe that's what these people were going for. Yet it always came across as poorly done and needless.
Here I don't see that many poorly thought out characters as I did before. Then again, I've only joined a few role-plays on the site. I could be in for a shocker one day. Likely won't say too much about it though. Don't want to be too confrontational.