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I think I'll apply, then! Very shortly, at least. I'd like to ask if it's okay for me to use personal art, and just add a description of such under it.
Is this still accepting members, any chance?
Strange... world was bouncing, much like a rubber ball. But of course, the world couldn't bounce. Esprum's eyes shot open, his pupil small and bouncing about on his eyes, adjusting. 'What in the hell...' He went to cough, a short, strangled breath is all he got. At this point, he could tell he was being carried.

Aurellius grunted as he felt movement to his right. "Eh?" He stopped for a moment, looking down at the man. "Ah, awake, huh? Well, you fell down a hole. Knocked out about halffa your brains and I had to scoop 'em back in. Wasn't a pretty sight."

"Do you think you can walk?" Aslin asked the man.

'A hole...' Esprum frowned to himself. 'They tried to bury me? I suppose it might be an exotic kink, but it certainly isn't for me.' He shivered. "Depends. Let me down, please."

"Roger that." Aurellius set, simply letting go of Esprum and letting him fall to the ground. "I was tired of carryin' you anyways."

"How gentle of you," Aslin deadpanned.

Esprum grunted, the rough landing certainly not helping his 'fallen' body, a facefull of ground greeting him. He slowly propped himself up. "My spear?" He asked, midwince, as he was currently attempting to kneel.

Aurellius grabbed the spear that had been strapped onto his back, along with Nicoleta's bow. "Keep in mind, I can snap this thing easily in half like I would a stick. You really should get a tougher metal."

'I wonder if you could play chess as well as you preform your daily helping of stupid.' Esprum inwardly complentated, before looking to right, or Aurellius's left. "What happened to Nicoleta?"

He stared at Bookworm for a few moments, before jamming a thumb at his other shoulder in which Nicoleta was still limp. "She's either right here or Miss Leader is just a figment of my imagination."

"I meant is she alright." He huffed, carefull rising to his feet. 'I don't suppose he could be gentler? Bah, that's like telling a bull not to charge.' After he was as upright as he was going to get, he reached for the edge of his nose, looking for his glasses. "I don't suppose you grabbed those as well?" He huffed, blinking a few time.

"Oh. Those were smashed. Sorry, mate." He laughed suddenly, reaching into his jacket pocket. "Nah, that would just be the biggest dick move ever. I made sure to grab 'em, just in case the fall didn't give you increased eye vision."

Aslin, meanwhile, was at the top of a tree trying to scout ahead. "I think we're close to that base you mentioned earlier," she called down from up top.

He sighed, holding his hand out. "My staff, please. And my glasses, would be nice." He nodded to him self. "And an answer to my previous question would be good."

Aurellius looked back up towards Aslin. "You don't need to think, you have that PDA you stole from me, right?" He sighed, turning back to Esprum and handing his stuff back to him. "As for her, she just took a nasty bump to the head. I'm sure she'll be fine. And between you and me, I won't tell if you try and do anything," he said, winking. "But don't do so for real, or else Aslin will kick your ass."

Suddenly a PDA appeared out of almost nowhere and clonked Aurellius on the head. "I heard that!"

Aurellius hissed as he rubbed the back of his head. "They're called jokes!" he looked down at the ground at the now busted PDA. "We followed the map on there to this enemy base. We're gonna steal some transportation and get to the relic site a lot faster."

Esprum accepting his tools back, his spear ever so slightly bent. He pressed it against the ground, it helping him stand with a more formal posture. He stayed silent, and if there was a twinge of red on his cheeks, it very, very quickly disapeared. 'Ugh, What is he talking about.' Then he blinked. 'Wonderful. Why do I get the feeling he'll be the one driving.' He groaned, having slid his glasses over the tip of his nose.

By the way, I call being the driver. I don't fancy going ten miles below the speed limit like an old grannie."

"Right. I think I'll take the long way."
Esprum was the last to reach the site, though he heard the yelling at about the same time as the others. After witnessing Aslin dash off, he turned towards the yelling. 'Are we ever going to catch a break?' He huffed, before following another path towards the yelling. 'This is getting fucking old...' He thought to himself on the way, noisily stomping through the leaves that lied on the ground. He was tired, and his boots didn't do much to help stifle the crunching noise.

He soon pulled his staff out, readying himself for a fight. It came sooner than he would have liked. An unfamiliar crunch from behind caught his attention, and he turned just in time to allow a blade to hit the dead middle of his staff. This soldier kept up its assault, repeatedly bashing on Esprum's spear. He certainly couldn't keep this up for long, that time made even shorter as yet another soldier appeared behind him. He was barely able to stagger his current attacker, stabbing the newcomer right in his chest. He fell, and Esprum used a spare moment to bash the first soldier's gut with the dull end of his spear. The soldier stumbled back, giving Esprum the time he needed to steady himself. He began forward, only to step back as the sword was swung towards him. He brought his staff up to block, only to have it been hit away. Twas a shame strength wasn't his talent.

'Think... think...' He huffed as the soldier advanced. As if a light bulb went off in his head, he knelt, reaching into his ripped robes. He then waited, letting the soldier get close. It would have seemed that he intended to bash his skull in with the hilt of his blade, but he wouldn't get the chance as Esprum withdrew his hands, slugging the soldier's skull with his heavy black dictionary. That sent the soldier stargazing.

He took a moment, breathing heavily. He stepped forward, foolishly letting his guard down as he crouch to retrieve his staff. There was another crunch. 'What?!' He mentally screamed at him self as he turned, staring at the incoming hilt. 'When did he get here?!' There was much he could do, the hilt hitting where his glasses reached his left ear. Within the next second, he fell towards the ground, unconscious.

'What a wonderful start!' He quickly thought as he fell towards the ground, a line of blood trickling from the left side of his head.
Esprum deeply glared at Aurellius, pushing his spectacles back up to the base of his nose, before suddenly, he broke character, swinging the base of his weapon at the heavy weapon guy's head.

A deep thrum was heard throughout the clearing as metal striked against metal, the long rod smacking hard against Aurellius' Ascalon. He had turned around, and in one quick motion, brought his weapon up to block. There was a bit of a snarl on his face as he glared at Bookworm. "I... do hope that was an accident, Wormie. Because if it wasn't, you might be regretting it soon."

"Regret seems to be something you lack, amoung much more." Esprum brought his staff back down, his glare unwavering. "That was to get your blasted attention. Why the fuck would you pound an injure's back, and go one about me improving with my skills?! You hardly could've done a damned thing against that Beowolf!"

"Oh, you call that pounding? I barely even hit her! Its her own damn fault for getting fucked up! Oh, and could have done nothing? I fucking took out its eye and a quarter of its brain! If I had stood by, it woulda gone after you and eaten your sorry ass." He growled out the words, glaring at Esprum. "Its not my fault I got sent on a mission with you assholes. I woulda been just fine if they had just sent me! But no, you all had to come along with your stupid whining." A hand struck out, attempting to grab ahold of Esprum's staff., to wrench it out of his grip with strength alone.

He quickly jerked his hand back. "Then leave! Nothing his keeping you here with us kids! No planning could have prepared me for your bullshit! You have no respect for anyone on this team, your strength hardly making you an asset!" That was when he turned, promptly walking forward. Before entering his silent mode, he said one final thing. "Get your shit together, Aurellius, or leave."

Aurellius spat on the ground. "I can't fucking leave, you prick. You don't understand why I'm even on this stupid mission in the first place. We're leaving." He said, turning away towards their objective.

Esprum kept walking the other way, before ultimately leaning up against a tree. 'It isn't really like I can leave... right?' He through inwardly, looking towards the ground, his eye catching part of his ripped robe. Without responding to himself, he slowly continued after the others, it was hard to tell if he was actually there or not.
My important question is whose turn is it.
Are we suppose to keep the OOC alive.
Esprum grunted with pain, straitening up. 'No use sitting now...' He huffed inwardly, turning just as Aurellius entered the field. He turned once again, and after a breath, he stumbled deeper into the woods, sprinkling a bit of dust onto one of his nifty crossbow bolts. He did this a bit carelessly, a very strange thing for him to do. Though, he was a bit preoccupied, searching the wooded area for a place to act.

'Ah... this will do...'
"Was that enough to give you time?"

Of course, there was no response from the bookworm, the only sounds other then the tuxedo wearer himself was the growls and breaths from the monstrous Beowolf. The monster in question began to rise, staring down at the man from a bit away. As the beast began its way over to him, a popping sound was heard, followed by a howl filled with pure and utter pain. The Beowolf flailed, staggering to the side, before revealing its left eye, now a very bloody mess.

The majority of his dust gone now, Esprum smirked as the shot made its mark, albeit barely. As quickly as he could, he reverted the weapon back to its spear form, just as the bolt exploded within the eye. He half sprinted forward, able to meet the beast's gaze as he slid under its legs. Much like the Beowolf, however, he was stumbling and gasping, barely given any time whatsoever to recover from the last ordeal. At one point, he nearly tripped over his ripped and battered robe, cursing as the thing nearly flattened him under one of its large paws. After that, the bookworm found a suitable way to dodge, by side stepping to the things blind side.

Soon enough the two approached a field of the forest, which was a surprisingly big forest. This specific area, however, wasn't more then half a minute or so away from where the beast was seconds ago, and certainly wasn't anything special, save for the partially glowing red circle with another circle carved within. By the looks of it, it would seem to almost perfectly hold the size of the creature within. Esprum charged forward, that special gleam returning to his eyes the moment the beast's foot landed in the inner circle, setting off the dusted runes.

A large spire of ice shot from the ground, trapping the beast within.
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