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It's called a pissing contest. It's very common amongst.. well.. :D
I'm going to wait another day before doing the auto-hit. Surely Descartes is having some issues that is hindering his ability to access the internet.
The 48 hour limit is up in an hour, but I'm gonna wait until I wake up tomorrow before I consider it due. Don't let me win by default Descartes!
President Andrew Jackson proved to be of greater physical strength than Fuchsia had originally assumed. It was not often he faced an opponent who could stop a solid hit from his swing without even flinching. Not amongst humans at least. He was honestly surprised, but the moment was not exploited by Andrew, who instead opted to complain about his dead bird, before summoning a new one. Silly really, the demon child was not about to just stand around while the freedom fighter talked. Fighters fight.

"Alright, that'll be my-.." Was as far the president got before Fuchsia dashed backwards, pulling the trigger 0,1 seconds after doing so. A single rocket hurled itself towards Andrew Jackson from a point of origin 6,6 feet away from him, aimed at his torso. The demon child halted his movement more or less a second afterwards, placing him roughly 66 feet away from his starting position. Upon stopping, he turned his Hellzooka towards the -new- symbol of freedom, and fired another two rockets. He wasn't about to allow Andrew Jackson the liberty of feasting his eyes upon the nationalistic propaganda that was the bald eagle. Such luxuries was for the living. The Hellzooka itself had shouted out a plethora of insults, but they were drowned out by the screaming faces mounted at the head of the rockets, fired at such close proximity, if not also detonated, that he could only faintly make out the fact that it spoke at all.
Heading to work now, been sleeping since I came home from work last night, I'll make my post when I get home in a few hours :)
There was a distinct difference between Hell and America. The oh-so-great nation of Andrew Jackson was built upon a foundation of self-propelling propaganda and nonsense. A foundation the legend himself had helped build, but which had collapsed into a corrupted, twisted version of itself upon his passing. Nowadays, the nation was waging wars left and right, in the name of freedom and democracy! To liberate the poor souls that knew not better than to think that the soil they grew up to belonged to them! Such blasphemy! Thank go-.. You know who, that 'Murica is ready to take them on! Ready to free them from the wretched shackles of their oppression. Of dictators, of terrorists, of foreign threats! Always ready to step up and show the world how it's done. Walking in the shadow of former president Andrew Jackson, they'll even help the environment by removing all of that black cancerous oil off the lands of their allies. Such selflessness! Trust in USA to save the day! - The difference? Fiends have the good decency to admit their wicked ways.

Fuchsia watched the president unfold his nationalistic ritual. From his hands, an eagle formed and flew into the air, soaring majestically like a majestic eagle flapping it's wings like an eagle. As long as it lived, Andrew said, it would remain a beacon of hope, a symbol of America's freedom. Poetic. The great leader continued talking, but the demon couldn't hear him over the sound of his Hellzooka throwing out insults as three rockets made their way across the field towards the soon-to-be extinct bird. Their screams came ever closer at an alarming pace, likely blasting it's frail little body to pieces before it even got to fully enjoy it's brief but brutal life, showering the area with feathers.

"COMMUNISM RULES!"
"BRING BACK SLAVERY!"
"YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT!? THEY DIDN'T SET THE BAR VERY HIGH!"

Then, out of nowhere. Well, okay, it was pretty straight-forward, but this was the finale, so some descriptional liberties had to be taken. Coming straight at him with a sword gripped tightly in his hands, Andrew Jackson was charging. Like a raging bull, the former president was prepared to deliver his own brand of justice, or whatever the fuck his intentions were. Fuchsia, to be honest, got a bit carried away with the bird. So his prey got so close that the demon child instinctively stood his ground and lashed out with his Hellzooka instead of increasing the distance and keeping the fight a ranged one, using his weapon's alternate function as a gigantic spiked metallic club, it's massive three meter length enabling him to reach Andrew before he even got close enough to strike at him. His feet shifted, his left foot behind, right foot in front. His torso twisted left, then right, his right hand gripping the handle of his club, he swung it left to right horizontally with great force, aiming at Andrew's lower torso, aiming to do some serious harm, if not outright crippling him right then and there on a direct on.
All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing.

Fuchsia, a child of hell, a product of hate and malice, an offspring of the wicked, had ascended all expectations, and reached the finale of the Nexus of Worlds tournament. Truly, the gods wept at the sight. The demon was meant to be decapitated by a fearsome swordsman, eaten by an eerie arachnid, but instead, realities had imploded and sent him straight to the final match. Before the eyes of a man who's legend stretched far past the dimensional boundaries of the multiverse. Andrew Jackson.

Every denizen of hell with a basic education, provided so neatly by the Wicked man, knew about the heinous deeds of the fabled president. He who had sent so many mangled souls to the pits that they had to dig another row just to make space. He who had then inspired an entire continent to live up to his ideals, to become better people, robbing them of the opportunity of descending into the everlasting fires upon their untimely passing. He who had kicked every single infernal agent pushed against him as a result back to the darkness. Fucking Andrew Jackson. When he finally went down, he gone and went to heaven. This time around, things would be different. Fuchsia had an obligation to all the shitty bastard that came before him. An obligation to make sure that asshole went down. Down to the pits. Everyone knew that kind of deed would earn him a solid rank up straight to the top. Fuchsia the duke? Had a nice ring to it. He would finally be able to leave his child body behind. He checked his equipment. The spidersperm from his previous fight was gone, good. His Hellzooka remained fully functionable and active, his dagger had been returned to his hip, and the two skullnades rested on his rear, attached to his belt.

Fuchsia leaned forward, eyes narrowed on the prize. The wind caressed his black curly hair, his undeveloped horns left unmoved. He smiled widely, his sharp teeth glistening in the sun. Saliva poured out of his mouth, out of the pure ecstasy of anticipation, and onto the dry muddy ground of the rodeo-themed arena he and Andrew was to fight in. There was a man on a horse between the two, swaying the banner of the American nation and singing the country's national anthem along with the president. Fuchsia joined in, loudly.

"Oh, say! can't you see? This a man's final fight!
What so proudly he hailed, was a nation long dreaming;
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, is as dead as the night,
Oh the rampage I'll bring, Will be gallantly screaming.
And my rocket's red glare, skullnades bursting in air,
Come die by my might, then your corpse I will tear:
Oh, say! Will your blood-stained defeated body wave
In the land of which I see, On the stone of your grave?"

The rider, disturbed by Fuchsia's bastardation of the classic, rode away into the horizon. "Fuck freedom." the demon said. A rocket came screaming after the boy, and blew him, his horse, and the american flag, into tiny little pieces of oppressional symbolism. Fuchsia turned towards the president, stared at him. His body language shouting "what are you going to do about it?" - It was the silence before a storm.
Forgive my slow posting time, I've been outside all day. First sunny day in ages! Gonna grab something to bite and get right on the introduction :)
I'm going to stick around on the sidelines. Join up on a faction when the time is right.

As for all this talk about Evvie. What, or who, is Evvie?
The current meta-plot works pretty well :)
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