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"This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

Bahaha. Commander of what, exactly?

Edit: As for inspiration, look up any of the Metal Gear villains. They tend to wear trench coats, and the majority of them are commanders.
Waitaminute. Andrew Jackson can fly? O.o
What kind of commander did you have in mind ImportantNobody?
I'm just gonna.. you know.. wait until you guys sort out the fart until I point at the elephant in the room.
@LeeRoy - Hey now, having a high tiered character doesn't mean that you fight unfairly.

Sukoh the bear is at a disadvantage, because his bestial nature is outmatched by a foe that has a far greater number of natural weapons at his disposal. Making a slugfest against it a poor choice.

@Khan - I do agree with LeeRoy on the whole fart thing. Regarding the spinning thing, well, with your permission, may I point out the obvious weakness of that move?

Edit: Mind you, it's a pretty big weakness.
Let me demonstrate.

Player A: I run towards him, throwing a knife towards his head while doing so, then I backflip over him, land behind him, then I try to kick him in the leg, then I dash away, pull out my Uzi and shoot him, then I pull out a grenade, throw it towards him, then I pull out my pistol, and shoot the grenade, then I backflip towards him and try to dropkick him in the nuts.

Player B: I grab the oncoming knife and throw it back at him before he jumps.
Player B just negated everything Player A was attempting to do.
A good rule of thumb; the more actions you're attempting, the bigger the chance of fucking yourself over by allowing your opponent to literally pick which of the many openings he wants to exploit.
I suppose the question is; Does the beast have such a fast digestive system that the gas travels through it in mere seconds?

Edit: LeeRoy, I suppose you're aware, but I'll point it out on the off-chance that you're not; He can carry out as many actions as he feels like, but you can interrupt him at any time, and render every single following action void.
No matter how many times Fuchsia had tried to hammer in the point that talking that much while fighting was really unpractical as long as it wasn't done while simultaneously doing something else, Andrew Jackson just continued doing it. The guy was as slow as Stubbs, but then again, he was human, so.

While Andrew talked the talk, Fuchsia prepared himself fully for his next course of action, his fingers clenching the club handle of his Hellzooka so tightly that his massive gauntlets let off numerous metallic clanks and clinks, the sound of joints coming together. He bent his knees, took a deep breath, and exhaled. Andrew Jackson started running towards him, still he waited, Andrew planted his sword into the ground, and vaulted off it. An opening, as big as any. The red swordsman had taught him that. Fuchsia kicked off from the ground, and launched himself into the air at a velocity far greater than what the president could achieve, launching himself at him like a missile, meeting him in mid-air perfectly. He swung his club with massive force upwards vertically, aiming to not only smash him to a bloody pulp, but also launch him the fuck off into the air, even if he were to block the blow. Dodging it was out of the question, lest the man sprouted wings and flew off.

Bullets peppered around Fuchsia during his approach, a few even hit him in the chest and shoulders, bouncing right off him, some leaving a few bruises at most, but that kind of shit was not nearly enough to stop him. Oh no. President Andrew Jackson was about to go to heaven, and not in the afterlife kind of way.
Morning. How fare thee on this fine day?

Edit: Kudos to your friend, that is some mighty fine lines.
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