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Pfft. Want to know the most terrifying opponent you could ever face on a battlefield?

A speedster wielding a recoil-less magical minigun that weights nothing and that scales to whatever tier he's in. For defence, he's got a chargable riot shield that -can not be moved by others if it's been charged-

Cry out with rage as he trolls around the field, constantly firing, always on the move, never taking hits.

Edit: Heck, it could be a magical Uzi shooting 50.cal shells that would never run out of ammo.
I'm gonna head to bed. Will post in Necropenis tomorrow.
Rilla said
Did they ever delete it? I think the IC argument is still there. xD


I don't think I want to know. To be honest.

If I recall correctly, the fight basically consisted of your dude keeping his distance, while my dude slowly burned to death trying to catch you. Or something.
Rilla said
And I called your sacred tree a giant weed.I'm pretty sure you hated me.And you killed my animals.So I burned your forest.


I think we had an argument. I might have been pretty upset.

Good times.
I've only got 6 years of combat roleplay experience, sadly. Skallagrim and co was around at that time as well, if memory serves me right.

I hurled into the habit of checking for every exploitable opening available pretty early on (not to say I managed to actually do it), by repeatedly getting matched up against fucking water elementalists. Who would burst into water and reform every frickin time I hit em. Then there was the all-around "I can control every element there is, including light and darkness!" fucktards. Oh how I hated them and their "I bounce away because I have an air shield" and the "I summon a volcano and hurl fireballs at you!" - Terrible times. Much suffering.

I think I fought Rilla once though. He burned down my forest or something. Kind of hazy.

Fondest memory of a fight I have, though, was this one time I fought a wereleopard (or whatever), and she carried like.. frickin silver shurikens. Yes, SILVER shurikens. That she threw at my guy, who took it like a man, because.. you know, shurikens aren't really that deadly unless you go for the throat or something equally lethal, only to have it thrown back at her face, blinding her, followed by six posts of being impaled repedeatly by a wooden spike every time she tried to pounce, of which she kept regenerating. 'Twas good torture practise.
Heyo, LeeRoy. Question still stands. Is your guy within punching distance? :)

And in addition, since it's kind of relevant; Is he warm?
Nice post. How close is he to Edmund? Punching distance?
ImportantNobody said
If the online statement is ambiguous in tone, people (and by that, probably most people) tend to project their current mood onto the statement. That's when emoticons come in handy.


That's a neat observation. I haven't thought of it like that before, thanks :)
MelonHead said
Bring it bitch


Punctuation.
Shut it, Melonface. ASTA ain't deservin' of your craptalk.

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