hagrad_stuhl

Agladia

"I'll just be here as a chair doing nothing to defend innocents from gory deaths. god I hate being a motherfucking chair" snarls the chair.

Agladia

"I'll just be here as a chair doing nothing to defend innocents from gory deaths. god I hate being a motherfucking chair" snarls the chair.

Agladia

"I'll just be here as a chair doing nothing to defend innocents from gory deaths. god I hate being a motherfucking chair" snarls the chair.

Agladia

"What treachery is this, Come here you monstrous scum Ill tear you to shreds - oh wait I'm a chair"

Agladia

The chair turns somber for but a moment in remembrance. " My name is... Hagrad stuhl" Hagrad is slightly anxious, but no one can tell obviously, becuase he's a chair, they have the best poker faces. "Sorry if i seem a bit slow, but it has been quite a time since someone has cared to ask my name."

Agladia

"You sure you can cure me of my curse. I've had many a stranger try and fail to release me of my crafty bonds. Even then after I'm free from this curse I must find my trusty sword. That damnable witch no doubt still has in her possession." states the chair.

Agladia

"Tis' a curse put upon me by a witch deep in the forests of breathless night. She stole me away one night and I was never to see friends nor family again. I was what you see before you when I awoke and found her sitting upon me!" the chair says angrily

Agladia

The chair continues his rant uninterrupted by the crowd or the bartender "Tis' true youngin', but I've been a chair for nearly 30 years and have yet to find a cure for me ailment. Your father was the one who found me and kept me as a party favor. not much of a party favor if I can't say anything with my face covered by ass. ah my younger days this reminds me of so. anyway what say you, you well shaven young person."

Agladia

The confused beaurmont is confronted yet again by the chair: "Oi' watch where your poking that bloody thing this isn't one of your drunken one night stands with any old dame." the apparently angry chair points out. " well to say I was a creature is just unsightly, my body may have changed, but my dashing good looks still remain." The man just stands over the chair, weary to any action that the chair could take.

Agladia

The confused beaurmont is confronted yet again by the chair: "Oi' watch where your poking that bloody thing this isn't one of your drunken one night stands with any old dame." the apparently angry chair points out. " well to say I was a creature is just unsightly, my body may have changed, but my dashing good looks still remain." The man just stands over the chair, weary to any action that the chair could take.