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Larfleeze said
Oh my, that sounds horrible... Is there a cream for that?

Omega-3 reputedly aids in coping with more intelligent and reasoned, serious conversation.
Unfortunately, that isn't a symptom of OffTopicification. So no, there isn't a cream.

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Larfleeze said

OffTopicification.

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Drakel said
1) Lol at Shrek2) Where I'm at it seems like I'm the only one who wouldn't hit a woman, even if I get hit in the head with a brick a few times by them. So it's seems rather lost tradition over here :/3) I know, and yes I'm fully aware that it seems as though I'm being an ass to nargle, and that I'm currently the bad guy. So you know what, I'm sorry.

I can't quite equate this chivalrous view you believe you have with the assertion that women are only "allowed" to be "mean" when they're on their periods. That was my point. Not "lol I wanna brain some wominz". Anyway, I'm not the one you need to apologise to, if you actually want to apologise.

Smiral said
The fact that nobody remembers who you are makes me chuckle(Then again, I mostly remember you because Hellsing set)

I think it's mostly a joke. Most people remember him, I reckon. I do. >_>

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TP said
lolgive it another 5 year. people might know you then.rip 2009

Filthy Oldfag. 2010RPG/2012Spam masterrace

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Dervish said
That dragon is going to be so pissed when she realizes Donkey ain't packing enough for a woman of her majestic stature.

I want to try to see how using Donkey and Dragon as an alternative to "The Birds and the Bees" would turn out. They do have kids in the second one, after all... somehow. I don't really want to consider the physical logistics of that.

Nargle

The Nexerus said
Eww Texans

Mexicans*

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Dervish said
Because the big names have been here since 2008-2010.Hell, I only started getting recognition a few months ago and I've been here since January 2012. You still have that new car smell.

What the shit, you've been in Spam a month longer than me? Christ.

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TP said
Nurgle would kill. She has that secret Canadian rage that all Canadian's have.

Cue the mighty lumberjack fury.

Drakel said
I would refuse to kill her... I'm old fashioned in the sense of "don't hit a woman" shit soooo...I bet on nargle too... Plus she's like my sister in a sense and is kinds a child still so that fight is a lose/lose either way. I think I'd take my best bet in just dying with a 50/50 chance to go to either heaven, hell or purgatory.

Old fashioned in that way you refuse to physically abuse women, but enjoy the real psychological stuff - misogynistically reduce them to stereotypes and so participate in good ol'-fashioned society-wide systematic abuse of all women? Thumbs up, bro.
Okay, yeah, I'm unnecessarily busting your balls here, but srsly, you're being an ass to Nargle here. The educational documentary "Shrek" taught me that dragons do occasionally marry asses, but that doesn't mean you must emulate them.

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I've decided that I'd like to see Nargle and Drakel in the gladiatorial arena. My bet's on Nargle.

The Skytower Rebellion

I was about to say, "don't pretend you'd say no to Gerard Butler." Ooft.
Anyway, I'm going to try to finish reading the IC tonight.