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2014 World Cup thread

idlehands said
They need to start calling flops, that was a bullshit call. Fuck. Still doesn't excuse Mexico for fucking pulling out Dos Santos, their best scorer and start playing defensively after that first goal. That was stupid.

Nah, I don't think it was. The guy who went down had so many opportunities to dive for a penalty throughout the game and never did; I'd be inclined to believe it was a genuine foul.

2014 World Cup thread

Smiral said
Is seagulls flying into your house a normal thing in not-America land

Yes. They are the terrors of the early evening, stalking our unprotected dinner foods, probing our defenses for weaknesses, raiding us for our only sustenance.

2014 World Cup thread

I just missed the end of the match because a seagull flew into my kitchen and attacked tonight's dinner and our bread... I assumed it would be going to penalties, but apparently now. o_o Time to rewind.

In honor of Hank's birthday today:

This is what googling "happy birthday Hank" returns:



EDIT: And I was so looking forward to sending you that sombrero ;-;

2014 World Cup thread

I've only been watching the last ten minutes and I already feel bad for the Netherlands. They're playing some excellent football, just seems the luck isn't going their way.

Mythical Adventures of Smiral and her stupid Nerd Friends

Awh. Awh man. Right in the feels. D:

My Hands Smell Like Maple :(

Jorick said
#CanadianProblems

What was it you were saying about hashtags being disgusting?

Anyway, Nargle, I thought Canadians always smelled of maple anyway. It's in your blood or something, right? (I dropped biology a long time ago.)

Pity party thread

I actually feel a little bad that we've all been so unsympathetic. "No pity. Only [insert smexyreference]." >_>
In all seriousness, having a date cancelled sucks balls - but at least you know it's not like the guy didn't want to go, as you're rescheduling. Way better than being stood up or some shit like that. Look on the bright side.

Pity party thread

I'm sure there'll be a time over the next couple days when you can see eachother, no? It'll be worth the wait.

In the meantime, I'm with idlehands' suggestion of... well, idle hands.

If you could

Blow it all on hookers and... well... blow. Obviously.