Halo

Clirkus,

Azarthes said
Oh yeah>Well I ship them divorcing, marrying other people and then realizing that they're soul mates and getting remarried and they all live happily ever afterWhatchu gonna do?

A Spam romantic comedy. God Help Us.

Interrailing.

idlehands said
I can't imagine something unpleasant?

I admit that you've found a flaw in my otherwise perfect and painstakingly-crafted reasoning. regardless, no, you not being turned on by me being beaten doesn't make me feel much better about the prospect. I mean, my makeup would be all smudged and errything.

Interrailing.

Lucian said
Not for years, but it's a start.

Glad to be of service, good sir.

idlehands said
It doesn't turn me on if that helps.

Makes it worse, actually. If it did, at least there'd be a reason for you imagining it other than just a desire for my suffering.

Interrailing.

idlehands said
lol I'm just imagining you talking back in that accent of yours, making the slavers feel all stupid and guilty. Then they'd probably beat you.

I'm hoping you're not also imagining them beating me. I'm not a pretty crier.

Lucian said
Could you not tread on of my fantasies, please?

idlehands said
Then they'd probably beat you.

Disobedience begets punishment. Are your kinks satisfied, now?

Jumping Head-First

Lambda said
Stop calling me turt then, I don't want to be banned.

That's exactly what Turt would say.... Turt.

That moment when

idlehands said
But the nightmares.

I keep thinking you're Toellner now.

The god damn spam thread.

CidTheKid said
Yeah, and it's still wrong. Think of all the kids and people and fish that swim in that ocean.Aren't you disgusted and ashamed of yourself?

I don't think anybody swimming in an ocean of piss will be bothered by the additional volume of piss provided by my comparatively tiny bladder.

The god damn spam thread.

CidTheKid said
Don't blaspheme.

Blaspheming here is sort of like pissing in an ocean... of piss.

I need a good drawing tablet!!

She probably hates everyone being referred to her at this point, but you should possibly talk to Sherlock Holmes. She's a mod, so she has to put a smile on and help you out even if she doesn't want to (), and she does, like, all the art. An illustrator by profession, if I recall correctly.

Interrailing.

So it can be collectively agreed that me being sold into slavery would be bad? Oh, good, I'm glad. I'd make a terrible slave anyway, I talk back too much, and then I'd just feel bad for the awful human being who had purchased me.