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idlehands said
You can stick your dick in crazy, just know when to pull out and make a run for it.

The problem being that crazy follows. Real crazy always follows.

Latest Poll shows Scottish Independence in the lead.

Pissing myself laughing.

My love life

Darog the Badger God said
just don't date crazy. Because you'll regret, trust me.

dontstickyourdickincrazy is the first rule of life

I HAVE RETURNED

KnightShade said
You half your age before adding the seven dufus.

What? I'm not referring to that. She was literally seven years older - I'm 18, she was 25.

Taaj said
I demand pics of the haircut. And pics of the girl you almost ran off with.

No pics, unfortunately. Taking valuables out on a pub crawl on which you plan to get exceedingly drunk as a tourist in Eastern Europe is an invitation to have all the things stolen from you. The only thing I took was thirty quid in my pocket.
As for the haircut, I'll update once my friends upload the holiday pictures. I couldn't take any because my phone is OAHOFSJLS;JDPWFL (read: all the fucked up.)

I HAVE RETURNED

Better to say too much than too little, dear. I will steal the gif though. Mine. Nom.

Mass Effect: Wanted

Well, the only person who wanted to steal our shit was actually some entirely-denim-clad, scarred dude in Croatia, who turned up outside our carriage on the overnight train with a flashlight at 4am, was shining it around inside, and ended up holding eye contact with my friend for over a minute before realising he couldn't get in and moving off. Considering some of the places we were going, the fact that this is the only brush with potential thievery is pretty much a miracle.

Latest Poll shows Scottish Independence in the lead.

I want it to be called the Unicorn, after Scotland's national animal.

Here have some real news.

I've literally had those exact symptoms for 2 weeks now. Too bad it's just a fucking cold. Not denying this disease exists, but I shudder to think of the influx of parents taking their kids with a minor sniffle to the bloody emergency room in the wake of this story breaking...

Latest Poll shows Scottish Independence in the lead.

Regretting my vow of silence more and more with everything you post. Jesus.

Latest Poll shows Scottish Independence in the lead.

The Nexerus said
Liar.

It was a continuation of the first post, I just couldn't be arsed editing it in.
Nex used pointless pedantry!
Halo was not affected...