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Legend of Renalta 2 (Dark Fantasy)

LimeyPanda said
Not Racist! Perhaps hungry and overprotective of the single most Important aspect of his life.Plus the room is a veritable melting pot of interesting and, in 2 of the 3 instances, delicious smells. He is fully in control; just aware of his urges.

I was making a joke =p

Spam Confessions.

ImANargleHunter said
EXACTLY NOT WHAT I WANTED

ImANargleHunter said
Someone should start an anonymous confession thread because I am a shy baby who does not want to compliment people publicly. I also do not have a computer nor the time to moderate it so someone else has to.

Spam Confessions.

Updated

Make a pass at the person above you

I FOUND YOU

MISS NEW BOOTY

Make a pass at the person above you

Investigate the mystery behind my zipper.

Spam Confessions.

Sherlock Holmes said
This can only end well.

8D

pls

ImANargleHunter said
Someone should start an anonymous confession thread because I am a shy baby who does not want to compliment people publicly. I also do not have a computer nor the time to moderate it so someone else has to.

Youre welcome

Spam Confessions.

Magic Magnum said
Made one, can we see them anonymously anywhere?

Yeah, I'm uploading them to the OP.

Spam Confessions.

Same shit as the last time.
Don't be an idiot.

1-50

1. No. dont


2. I really don't think we needed one of these this soon Figured better to have one managed by someone who knows better, than some idiot who'd strip funding.


3. I confess to being a sexy OT'er at heart.


4. I would -censor- smiral like she was made of chocolate pudding. >


5. I'm in love with Taaj but it's okay because she knows it.


6. I -censor- photos of Aly


7. I regret falling in love with her


8. I feel bad about how much I hate some people on here.


9. This is boring.


10. Scrib z& Sophi 5evr


11. I just want people to say nice things about me.


12. Inb4Turtisperma'd


13. You're a sincere and genuine person, #11.


14. These are pointless.


15. You're up, Nargle.


16. Nargle is p great


17. Sometimes I feel like nobody takes me seriously. But in my heart I feel like my life lessons really help people.


18. I've never made a cupcake in my life.


19. I don't lift the seat when I pee


20. People should really stop falling in love with me. :[


21. I wish RPG had never come back up. I sincerely do. But now that it's back, nothing to do but watch Spam attempt to out-tryhard one another again.


22. GET IT TOGETHA AN BRING IT BACK TO ME
HIT THE PLAYA'S CLUB

FOR 'BOUTA MONTH OR TWO

PUT HIS HAND ON IT THEN SEE WHAT HE DO

23. One among us is no who he seems.


24. I am not really the username I picked, i am only imitating them, and no one has caught on to who I am.


25. "Seriously? We're doing this again?
    
    /thread"


26. I refuse to participate.


27. I WAS REALLY CONFUSED WHEN I BROUGHT THIS PAGE UP BECAUSE THERE'S LIKE A WEDDING CAKE i'm too high for this don't do this to me
Smiral

28. I'm scared my girlfriend might not like my fetishes.


29. "Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you,
    Sweet dreams that leave all worries far behind you,
    But in your dreams, whatever they be,
    Dream a little dream of me...
    
    I love you. < 3"


30. I'm Batman


31. I love every bone in Holme's body. Including mine.


32. I want no no no no Nargle no no no no


33. I pee on no no no no no n o no


34. Ahhh Nargle... wish she'd notice me. ;-;


35. Spam should shoot itself.


36. I want to be more important :D


37. I creep through Spam and read everything but never comment.


38. I confession my love for nat.


39. People take Spam too seriously. Even the ones who condemn others for trying too hard are, in the end, just wasting time on the forum like everyone else.


40. This confession thread is extremely boring.


41. Last night i went to my significant other's house, intending to have sex,, only to pretend to take a phone call, walk to a mutual friend's apartment nearby, and had sex with them instead. Then i went back to my boyfriend's house and we cuddled. I wish I felt worse than I do.
Yeah you should feel like shit.

42. Nat should be mod - everyone in spam.


43. I confess to not being the better one.


44. @#39 Are we taking it too seriously? Is it a waste of time? I believe it could be considered one but in the long wrong I don't see it as a waste of time. You see Spam is not just a forum but it has become a community...
    ...Friendships are made, moments are had and fights break out, just like IRL communities. Would you call going out to hang out with friends a waste of time? Maybe but I wouldn't, and that's what I consider spam. A group of friends I get to hang out with when I'm bored or even lonely... "Sure sometimes you get the annoying kids that people don't necessarily like, but they allowed to hang around too. Yes, Spam can be serious sometimes, but they also know how to be fun too. So call it ""wasting time on a forum"", but I""ll call it quality time with like minded people.
    "One man's trash is another man's treasure. And Spam is most people trashiest of trash. But we love it.
    
    /rantaboutspamlove


45. I was the shooter behind the grassy knoll.


46. i had an abortion and didn't tell the father


47. SEAHAWKS!!!


48. "Good news everyone!
    
    *you get 50 internet points if you read that in his voice XD*"


49. "Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
    Got me talkin' to myself askin' how I'm gon' tell you
    'bout that chick on part 1 I told ya'll I was creepin' with, creepin' with
    Said she's 3 months pregnant and she's keepin' it
    "


50. I sometimes wonder what Awson looks like.

51-100

1. I am the Eggman


2. I am the Eggman


3. I AM THE WALRUS!


4. COO COO CACHOO!


5. "b"


6. "@44
   Spam is none of those things. It's just a circlejerk. The less 'e-famous' visitors are expected to practically wet themselves every time Jorick or Hank even post, and it's ridiculous. Yes, I'm calling you all out, and there isn't a thing you can do about it."
"Yes I'm calling you out, anonymously. And there isn't a thing you can do about it. Because anonymously. Fear my anonymous courage. Anonymously."

7. Hey #56, I appreciate your efforts to call out the circular masturbatory events, but they're so damned persistent. It'll take a lot more than simply calling them out to get them to act like rational people rather than creepy fangirls. - Jorick


8. @56 Not everyone is here to kiss ass of the 'major' players and neither are we here to anonymously bash them just for being popular. If you feel the need to anonymously spit on them because they're liked for whatever reason, then you're no better than the people you accuse of being brown nosers.


9. I'd think that I was bi, except I can't stand the thought of making out with a male.


10. *ADJUSTS MONOCLE*


11. Clearly all those people above me are wrong, the truth is spam is just one giant hugbox, and circle jerk box, like tumbler but worst.
Tumblr***

12. I ate the President. He's been replaced with a clone.


13. "Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be a girl...
    
    And I think what I would be like like a girl...
    
    On a side-note, If there were every a girl like I would be, I'd have such a crush on that chick."


14. I have a massive crush on Kuro.


15. The next person to confess will most likely be somebody spamming.

Legend of Renalta 2 (Dark Fantasy)

>Accepts Archamgi's gesture.
>Werewolf becomes racist.

This party is going to be hilarious.