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In Hemospectrum. 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
PaladinFoster said
Someone doesn't understand troll biology very well. They breed like ants, sort of. They have a "queen" of sorts that accepts genetic information from the general populace once every three years or so, and then mixes it all up in what the comic describes as "an incestuous slurry", and then impregnates itself with that an lays a few hundred thousand eggs. These eggs are all incubated until they hatch as the larval form of the troll race, most commonly called grubs. They have no arms or legs, and are pretty much helpless no matter their blood caste. After a time, they spin cocoons and undergo metamorphosis into the prepubescent state, gaining a humanoid shape, though they are at the mental state of a human toddler. At this time, they are forced to leave the cave in which they were hatched, and face trials on the brutal surface of their world before being adopted by a wild beast. This monstrous guardian is called a lusus, and afterward defends the young troll as it struggles to make a home for itself and mature into adulthood.Holy fuck I'm a dork for knowing that without a Wiki check for anything except for the precise spelling of "lusus".

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In Oil 12 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Aragorn said
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there olive oil? I'm not much of a cook, so I wouldn't really know, but I've often heard it referred to as a healthy alternative.

Olive oil is cooking oil. Cooking oil essentially covers any oil used to cook with. By substitutes, it's for chemically engineered alternatives that act similar to oil and the failed substitute, but are successful.
In Oil 12 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
I meant more so on thoughts of a possible substitute. More specifically it's composition.

But I agree with you.
In Oil 12 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Not black/liquid gold. Cooking oil.

Cooking oil is essentially one of the major factors in poor diets. It's wretchedly bad for the body in high quantities. However, what if it wasn't?

About a decade ago, an oil substitute was invented. It had the same characteristics as cooking--even it's mouth feel--and it seemed like a good idea. What made it healthier? This pseudo-oil had a special molecular arrangement that made it unrecognizable by intestinal proteins as digestible. So you could have fried anything, and the oil would not be processed yet the flavor would be the same. However, this caused gastronomic discomfort in the intestines. Sometimes even severe discomfort. After all, it is an indigestible substance. Practically a greasy, liquid fiber.

So what if there was a way to produce a product of the same concept that actually didn't cause discomfort? One idea is making it partially digestible. That was reduce the discomfort a lot, but the problem would still be what to use that'd be digestible.

Any thoughts?
In Hemospectrum. 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
>Jade??
In Hemospectrum. 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Fucking Homestuck
natsumehack said
48รท2(9+3) = ?


48/2(9+3)
48/2(12)
48/24
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