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@Sodium

It seemed that crashing through a cell wall had disoriented one of the Mgalekgolo somewhat, which was only made worse by its uncanny sense that... something... ( @Moonman ) had crossed its line of sight just before it went down after its actual target. Upon sighting the girl, it raised its shield and began charging up its Fuel Rod Cannon, but the concussive shot fired from the girl's gun proved strong enough to actually make the hulking alien reel back in recoil. Nothing of this calibre had happened outside of getting caught in one of its old master's Wraith cannons, and as such, it didn't think to stop charging up its Fuel Rod Gun. This had the unfortunate effect of it firing off the gun while pointing it directly at a crumbling, derelict prison wall, causing the entire bloody hallway to collapse on top of the creature, with the explosions managing to disintegrate its fragile midsection in the process.

@Rick Sanchez

Meanwhile, in slightly more peaceful pastures, Rugal had chosen to stand still and lean up against a wall while he waited for his dramatic execution-based show-stopper for those cameras person that needed 'rescuing'. He was smirking the whole time, of course, confident that this plan would take care of the two rogues and hopefully get this show's odd schedule back on track. When he heard loud padding coming down the hall, he started confidently walking towards the other side to hopefully make them jump, leaving them exposed, but before he could even get that far, the sounds abruptly stopped.

"Hmm?" He couldn't help but vocalise as his smirk disappeared and he started rubbing his jaw again. This was unexpected. This could mean any number of things. Perhaps they recognised his voice from his home universe? Unlikely. Maybe they knew the whole thing was a set-up? Unlikely also, but not as unlikely. Maybe they were just paranoid? Most likely of the three.

Sidling up against the wall, he peeked around the corner, with one hand held to his side, ready to toss a Reppu Ken in case they tried anything funny. But then something weirder happened; there was no-one there at all. At least, not in front of him. Or they could have just been invisible, or...

In the midst of considering every possibility, Rugal idly looked up, and his definitely rather irritated gaze fixed on the person-slash-creature that had been hiding up there, surprisingly managing to escape his notice until now. Clever, he thought, but not clever enough to escape him. Nobody could escape him, really, it was just a matter of how long. Rugal actually felt even more confident with that in mind; considering that meddlesome Kusanagi child, this greasy-looking thing overall ranked quite low on the threat list.

"You. I was not expecting you." Rugal spoke to the creature with added confidence, albeit possibly in vain; from the looks of it, there was good odds it couldn't speak. "...I was expecting the girl with the oversized pizza cutter. But I suppose you'll do, ha ha! I joke."

With that 'joke' out the way, he almost comically quickly returned to normal, adjusting his scarf and making sure to avoid accidentally smirking mid-speech. He stood still and calmly explained the greasy thing's predicament, making sure to talk up a friendly game just like the book recommended. Once again, the old him would probably have Genocide Cutter'd his legs off just for being the wrong person. But this thing could prove useful as leverage for that girl, if nothing else.

"I'll make this quick." He began. "This facility we're in right now is something of a death trap for the lot of us. Judging from that look, I'd wager you know as much about this as I do. What's important is that we leave. Fortunately for your unfortunate self, I know the way out of here."
This seems intriguing. I'll stick around to see if it takes off.
@Sodium@Rick Sanchez

Because he had been making a point of trying to sneak up on the mysterious intruder, Rugal decided to tread somewhat lighter on the hard, dusty floor of the prison, so as to avoid making loud clacking noises with his shoes. Unfortunately, however, the same could not be said of the two worm creatures, who chose to lumber about quite loudly; which was strange, since they had obviously had the same 'encirclement' idea that he had.

One of them went off down the hall to the right, while the other went off to the left and quite loudly made its own path through a wall into an old cell block. On the one hand, this enabled the creature to cut off another hallway that the intruder could otherwise escape through, but on the other hand, not stealthy in the slightest.

"Yes, that is indeed very stealthy of you." Rugal said to the creature in a deadpan fashion, prompting zero reaction whatsoever. The creature merely lumbered its way down the next hallway with nary a sound... that is to say, a social sound.

Rugal stopped to dust all the particles of wall that the creature had just propelled into the air off of his tux, reminding himself to demand immediate compensation from the morons who sent him here in the first place. But then he realised something else; clearly the creatures were leaving the third and final passage to the intruder's position to him. The middle position, no less. The path that the prey would be most likely to slip through squeezed out from two sides like a bottle of ketchup. Plus, it was more dramatic that way. The arms dealer smirked to himself again; for every time these creatures angered him somehow, they never failed to impress on the tactical front.

Thus, Rugal stepped into the middle path, between the hallway to the right and the newly-created hallway to the left, and reminded himself; who would they be more likely to trust? Him, or a pair of spike-covered worms? Prejudice judo, this was.

"Little girl... or boy, I do not know!" He yelled down the hallway at the intruder, caring little for the child's gender; fighting leagues of androgynous characters will do that to you. "...But I DO know you can hear me down there! Impending death approaches you from two sides, but fear not! Escape lies in my direction! To not go this way would be the act of a fearless fool!" He assured them, making sure to stop and quiet himself before he inevitably chuckled again.
Ah, so I wasn't the only one waiting for something.

@Sodium, just so you know, I was expecting Aoi to effortlessly annihilate the two aliens in a single post (or something like that), so as to avoid accusations of overcomplicating things. That's not to say she has to do that, of course.
So is the whole 'yes, and' exercise optional, or does it only apply to new characters?
Think I might be taking a bit of a risk here; only character who has no way of blending in with humans (at least Joseph the Golem could probably pass as one from a distance). It'd be a challenge, if nothing else. O_o


EDIT: Made some major changes to backstory; it seemed a bit too overblown for my tastes.
@Sodium@Rick Sanchez

Rugal and his two pet alien worm things found themselves surprised yet again minutes later, when some little girl with an enormous... something-or-other started dashing past the door into the cafeteria. She didn't even look inside. No appreciation for proper suspense-building, obviously. But then something else occurred to him.

Rugal sat forward, to the point of being hunched over, and started brushing his moustache in thought. Had there been some kind of mistake? He was supposed to be a high-level final opponent for the contestants in this show... whoever they were. He'd barely been there for an hour and already someone was outside his room. Someone stupid, that much was certain, but still. They might have been one of the other so-called 'undesirables' from the prison... after all, with the kind of power displayed by that Yuri Sakazaki girl, he'd learned that appearances can be deceiving.

It seemed as though the two alien beasts had made up their mind much sooner; after the second time the girl zoomed past, the monsters almost immediately set about lumbering over to the door in pursuit. Rugal was observant enough to stand to his feet the moment he saw them get close.

"What do you think you are doing? You get back here right now!" He blurted at them in his vaguely germanic-but-not-quite accent. The creatures could only respond by gurgling some more and shaking their... 'heads'. Rugal clenched his fists in outrage. The old him would probably already be over there, squeezing the worms out of their armour like a tin of spinach for blatantly disregarding his orders.

"Is it really necessary to have your bathroom buddy go with you? Wouldn't one investigator suffice? ...No?" He asked them, getting no response. This was really quite infuriating.

"Well, then... hmm, wait a minute..." He was about to point at them and insult them, something along the lines of having no central nervous system, but he stopped mid-point to think of something else.

From what he'd seen of this prison, the corridors were extremely narrow. If these beasts could fit inside, one of them could approach while the other cuts off their escape. They'd have nowhere to run. Of course, Rugal would see to it that this girl, whoever she was, would get dragged back into the cafeteria throne room to be duly punished on live TV for ruining the show's dramatic arrangement. He could probably throw in some kind of metafictional joke while he was at it.

"You're smarter than you look." He said to the monsters, finally getting up off his seat to clack his shoes down to the door, allowing the creatures to take point. "...Which is by no means a hard feat to accomplish, ha ha!" He added, always the person accidentally laugh in a less-than-appealing manner. The creatures just gave him a weird look and started to lumber into the halls.


Oh. Well, now I feel like an idiot. Ah, well.
Oh, hang on a second; were we supposed to post CSes in the character section? I thought we were going by the 'paste it in the character section after it's been accepted' rules.
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