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Current 1st person POV is difficult to write well, but it certainly can be done. DIckens proved it twice.
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So I apologize in advance- I'm a bit of a novice when it comes to audio stuff, so my samples aren't exactly wonderful. They're pretty quiet, too- you may need to turn up your volume to hear them. If they're not up to par, I suppose I could try fiddling around a bit more with Audacity to maybe lay down some better ones.

Also, I took some liberties with Merovahn society and stuff. If any of that clashes with the lore/background you had in mind, just let me know.

Name: Sir Benjamin Broadshield (“Benjamin One-Eye,” to some)

More Properly: Sir Benjamin the Broadshield, of the Noble House of Siskus

Race: Human

Gender: Male

Age: 48

Appearance: Aging, with fair hair now going gray, Sir Benjamin remains an imposing sight. Tall and broad, arms and legs corded thick with muscle. His square jaw is obscured by a neatly trimmed beard, and his lone, dark brown eye shine from time to time with what might be a youthful vigor. His other, lost to battle, is covered by a bit of black cloth. He is most often seen in plate and mail, atop a warhorse, a heavy visored helm obscuring his face. A fine longsword is girded at his belt, and his shield bears his personal arms: a fist of silver on a field of green, broken shackles hanging from the wrist. Away from battle, he dresses comfortably, often in a simple leather doublet, a woolen tunic, and simple trousers, all of which belie his noble status.

Occupation: Knight-errant/Turncoat

Location: Heading North



Voice Sample:

“I don't need more than one eye to kill a whelp like you.”
“I come from Merovah. You can see my shield. You know very well who I am.”
Hehehe.
This could definitely be fun. I'd have to dig up my microphone, though...

As to a setting... Fantasy could be fun, even if it's done to death. Sci-Fi would be interesting too, especially if someone picks an unusual sort of alien.

Honestly, I could see just about anything working out this way. A Nineteenth Century period piece could be fun, too- either Victorian Britain, or maybe a Western.
Hearing the voices, Auredhel smiled thinly. Travelers, maybe. Or bandits. Or cultists. Or... Something else? It was hard to say. He nodded as Hugh spoke, in full agreement with his caution. The old elf moved toward a tree, and removed his pack and his spare bag with a swiftness and a grace unusual in one of so advanced an age. Now unencumbered, staff in hand, he looked to the rest of the party.

"I suspect good Sir Hugh is in the right, my friends."

He thought for a space, glancing down the road. An idea occurred. He continued, speaking only so loud as he dared, lest he draw the attention of whatever lay ahead.

"If I might, my young comrades, I do believe I have a crafty plan. I shall move forward alone, posing as a lost traveler. You shall all follow behind. If it is trouble, we shall take them unawares, they thinking me some fool. If not... Well, if they be just merchants on the road, mayhap we have a hearty dinner with them, and dance beneath the starlight?"

He chuckled softly, going over which spells would or would not be helpful in his head. Fire, he knew, always had a certain psychological effect. It was scary, and common thugs in his experience could be run off with no more effort than that required to fling one or two bolts of flame in their general direction. Not to mention the presence of a deft archer, a veteran warrior, and a practiced scoundrel to round out the group.
At the calling of her name, Anna swaggered toward the knight that was to be her commander. She was tall and thickly-built, a great big bastard sword at her side. She was dressed simply enough, in an earthen tunic and cloak, heavy boots boldly sounding with her footfalls. Her every move spoke of a sort of determined confidence. She, the daughter of a petty Lord's steward, had seen many battles. She had slain lots of... things, for lack of a better term. She had, in her opinion, very little to prove, and a good bit of glory to win yet. And this man would be her captain. He was a devout one she knew. One glance at the cross on his cloak made that clear. She hoped he had no qualms about hard drinking- after all, how better to unwind after hard fighting? Maybe a comely man to lie with, but she'd learned a long time ago that it was hard for a woman of her- physique- to find such a one for that. And with that she gave him another glance, and one of a different kind. He was pretty enough, she supposed. Was he still a maiden? The thought brought a smirk to her lips, which she dismissed as she finally stood before him, and the rest of the group.

"I am Anna, as you would have guessed." the warrior said, pausing briefly before endeavoring to be polite. She was not much used to niceties, but the effort was clearly there.

"It will be a pleasure to serve with you, Sir Karadar, as well as the rest of you. I look forward to honorable battle at your sides. May none stand before us. And... So on."
Yeah, I'm sure people are just busy. It is the Superbowl Weekend. I'm told some people enjoy that whole affair.
Hmmm... Maybe they were an isolated, pre-Industrial race that was conquered or enslaved by a neighboring power, and entered Galactic civilization that way? And then they won their freedom, some way or another, and have managed to more or less piece their society back together.
"Uhh..."

Mahone watched as the janitor walked off, running his hand thoughtfully through the mess of light brown hair atop his head. He supposed he couldn't blame the guy- it was a matter for station security, after all, not the custodial staff. Not everybody could be hero out of the old adventure stories. But here was a representative of station security, the young near-human warden, apparently with no clue as to what to do. John never made much of spacer during his time with the Fleet, but a decade of running a second-rate freighter with a lazy, seditious crew had taught him plenty about dealing with insubordinates. He heaved a sigh, and tried to remember what he could of the station's security protocol. Jack had only given it a cursory glance- he was a barman, after all, and dealing with dangerous criminals was not really part of his job description.

"Well, begorra, I don't rightly know what you or I ought to do." He began, thoughtfully, "but I reckon somebody's about to get tossed out an airlock over a paycheck. May as well see what we can do about it, huh? Maybe talk some sense into that hombre."

Worst to worst, they might make a fight of it between the two of them. He had no idea how experienced the young lady was with that sort of thing- she was fresh out of a criminology degree program, were he to guess- but he'd seen a barfight or two. He'd even participated in a few. He looked himself over briefly. He wasn't terribly handsome, but his body was strong and his shoulders wide. A look of determination crossed his face, and his blue eyes shined with what could have been bloodlust. Maybe he'd read too many stories growing up, but this seemed like just the time for an everyman to engage in some noble, selfless heroics. The barman began to remove his apron and folded it under his arm.

"Yeah. Yeah, let's do this. Do you know where he is?"
Sounds like fun, to me.
Jack was still humming along to the music when an unrecognized voice called over the intercom- which, unfortunately, was wired to interrupt the Asimov's jukebox. The music stopped, replaced by a rambling and vitriolic message, uttered by a human male. Or so Mahone assumed. The announcement was... disconcerting, not to mention confusing. Somebody definitely wanted his check pretty bad, and apparently payroll was behind on that front. But how would taking a hostage help? How did that even make sense? Was it really happening, or was it just a prank? He couldn't put it past some of the station crew. The barman sighed, and finished the rest of his soda water. Curiosity had the better of him now.

Walking across the lounge he came to a control box by the door- hidden by a layer of paint, so that drunk customers wouldn't play with it. Sliding the panel back gently, Jack switched out the lights, and set the door to lock behind him in thirty seconds. Quickly replacing the panel, he stepped through the door and into the corridor. He was startled to find others nearby. The janitor was there, with a woman. The barman recognized her as the warden of the jail- though he could not quite recall her name. He approached them, and gestured vaguely at the ceiling, indicating the recent communication.

"What the Hell's going on?" he asked, glancing briefly down the corridor in each direction, "Is somebody playing a joke, or is this guy for real?"
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