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Current 1st person POV is difficult to write well, but it certainly can be done. DIckens proved it twice.
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Name: Llywelyn ('Llyw') of Oaktower

Age: 19

Gender: Male

Race: Human

Class: Wizard

Sexuality: Heterosexual (Bi-curious?)



Weapons: Dagger, staff

Armor: Robe and cloak

Personal Trinkets: Spellbooks, component pouch, silver bracelet

Short History: Llywelyn was born in the village of Oaktower, to a family of free peasants. He left home from a very young age to apprentice himself to the Elven wizard Auredhel- who was, incidentally, also the local Lord. Showing a great aptitude for magic, he quickly became one of the Elf's favorite pupils. Within the walls of Oaktower Keep, he learned much of Arcana, and was also schooled in such mundane disciplines as mathematics, reading and writing, history, and poetry.

One evening, while wandering the edges of the nearby Drakenwald in search of alchemical ingredients, Llyw found himself rather lost. Exhausting every magical means at his disposal to either orient himself or contact his master, he was forced to wander aimlessly for several days. On the brink of starvation, he finally managed to stumble across the Hallows Inn.

Personality: Llywelyn is polite and courteous, but somewhat secretive about his plans and intentions. His sheltered upbringing has left him a bit naive of the wider World, and as a result he is rather ignorant of many sordid or otherwise non-scholarly persuits.
Thundercat said
“Coma commala, freak!”hahaha. i love Ezra!


Hehe, thanks. He seems like the sort of person to paraphrase Stephen King lines.
Daylight was wasting, and Ezra decided it was time to make for home. Well, what passed for 'home' these days, anyway. Sliding good Mister Gibbon into his bag and slinging it over his shoulder, he walked softly down the steps. Making his way north along the pavement he gave one last, longing look at the Art Institute. The structure seemed to be holding up quite well without maintenance, and he wondered idly just how long it would say standing. Another five years? Ten? Would it outlive Humanity? He certainly thought not. Humans had survived all kinds of horrific things- he was quite confident that somebody would make it through alright. He hoped made it, too. Not that he was counting on it.

Cutting east across Millennium Park, Ezra set his eyes upon some of the glorious remains of old Chicago- Crown Fountain, Cloud Gate, Harris Theater. Upon reaching storied Lakeshore Drive, he struck north. He saw no evidence of monstrosities, and while pleasantly surprised, he was also rather bored. After passing some time in silence he began to sing softly to himself. It was a song of his youth- he recalled owning the album on vinyl at one point. Maybe.

“She said she was a magic mamma...” he began, atrociously off-key. She threw a mean tarot... She carried on without a comma... That she was someone I should know...”

And so on, for a several boring miles up the road. In time, he saw his destination looming ahead- Wrigley Field.

Ah, but suddenly his day was not so boring.

Up ahead, a little under one yards away, a bloated monstrosity stalked back and forth near an overturned hotdog cart. It had once been a human being, presumably. What remained of its clothes, a T-shirt and what might have been khaki shorts, clung to its massive frame. Its three arms were immensely unsettling. Ducking behind a truck, Ezra frantically drew his revolver from its holster. Double checking the cylinder- it was fully loaded- he swung it back into the frame and uttered a hurried Hail Mary. After taking a moment to steel his resolve he sprung to his feet.

“Coma commala, freak!”

Barrel thundering, he fired twice.

And missed. Dammit! Dammit!

Sighting its prey, the creature grunted loudly and charged headlong toward the former professor. Ezra, now very near to panicking, thumbed back the hammer and fired a third shot. And a forth. And a fifth. The monstrosity tumbled to the road. One of the bullets (he could not be sure which) had met its mark. Ezra heaved a heavy sigh of relief.

“Jesus,” he said aloud, still breathing rapidly, “Why am I such a God-awful shot?”

After taking a moment to empty the spent casings and reload, and another moment to search the monster's pockets (Hm, cellphone, quarters.. Hey look, a lighter!), he continued up the road to Wrigley Field. Finally passing through the gateway- and locking it behind him- and climbed up into the bleachers. Thankfully his cache of assorted junk, secreted under the seating, was untouched. Kneeling down, he brought forth a battery powered heating coil and great big hookah pipe.

After that excitement, he reasoned that he had earned another smoke.
Ducky said
Totally understandable, Jim. Ha, I just noticed your username is Ilogical JIM. I probably unintentionally got the idea of my characters name from you.


Hehe.
I would volunteer, but I don't really think I could devote enough time to do the office proper justice.
“Ah, the pleasure is mine, of course.”

Llywelyn had heard of North Vaces before, but knew little about it. He was fairly certain it was a human kingdom, but not much else came to mind. He was not even quite sure where it was, but reasoned that, if this gentleman had found himself lost in the same forest as himself, that it must not be terribly far away from Oaktower. There was no doubt it his mind that Adrian had, in fact, been lost. The furtive glance toward the trees made that quite clear. The Apprentice gave the Drakenwald another brief look himself, as though to be certain no fell beasts were about to emerge thence. He saw no beasts, but he did spy more wanderers coming into the clearing.

“What a curious place this is...” he muttered, more to himself than to anyone else. “that so many strangers should find themselves here, at an inn, in the middle of the Drakenwald. Curious.”

Drawn from his observations, he turned to see a rather striking young elf maiden. She was speaking to him, Adrian, and a few other travelers with whom he was not yet acquainted, and went on to explain this most unusual place in which they all now found themselves. Llyw had hardly heard a word she said. He had seen lovely women before, time and again- Auredhel's daughters in particular were all rather pretty, but the Wizard discouraged his students from talking to them. This Rosalinda, however, was positively enchanting- and who would know better than an enchanter, after all? In reply to her offers of hospitality, all he could muster was some muttering about how he would prefer to bathe after dinner.

As she turned to lead a woman inside, Llyw felt Adrian's grip on his shoulder tighten. Wincing a little, he held his tongue. It did not seem to be intentional, after all. After a moment Rosalinda returned, bearing fresh clothes. And then she waltzed off again. She certainly seemed to have quite a bit of energy, if nothing else. Adrian, thankfully, released his hold on Llyw's shoulder, and asked him how he managed to find himself in the middle of a gods-forsaken forest. It was really a very good question.

“I would be most pleased to join you, of course, Adrian Raven of North Vaces.” he began, brushing the hair from his eyes. “And, as to my presence- I daresay it is not much of a tale. I was actually gathering alchemical ingredients for my master- mushrooms and berries, mostly- when I became ensnared by this deviled wood. I will have to make another attempt to contact him tomorrow, after I have had a chance to rest and prepare a spell. I imagine he must be rather concerned as to my whereabouts, by now.”

“Oh,” he added, as an afterthought, “you may call my Llyw, if you should like. It comes off as a little less formal I think...”

Ah, but the lovely Rosalinda was speaking to them yet again, asking for their names. The Apprentice favored her with a smile as he stepped forward, bowing with a little more flourish than before.

“I am Llywelyn of Oaktower, son of Cadoc, and apprentice to the Wizard Auredhel, called the Insightful. I am most delighted to make your acquaintance, dear lady.”

He stepped back again, allowing Adrian to introduce himself. Curiously, the young elf seemed to know him. Even curiouser was her panicked dash away from them. An intelligent man of letters, and moreover one who fancied himself a wit, Llywelyn had much to say about that strange reaction.

“Oh, my...” he said.
kittenlover said
Hello? Anybody wanna post? I need four post in between before I can post again! :P


I should have one up later tonight.
Llywelyn, son of Cadoc, student of Auredhel the Insightful, stumbled and fell to the ground. He cursed in the Elven tongue, after the fashion of his master, and struggled back to his feet. Leaning heavily on his staff, he plodded on through the darkness. He had fashioned it by his own hand, as all the Wizard's apprentices had. It was good sturdy oak, with magical jewels inlaid at the crux. He had enchanted it himself, too. It could cast balls of fire at an unsuspecting foeman- though of late Llyw found himself relying on it more and more simply to keep standing.

He was not sure how long he had been wandering the Drakenwald- the cursed forest! It must have been days, though, perhaps even a week. His rations, such as they were, had run quite low indeed. And sometimes he heard movement in the distance, some creature moving about the brush. They often drew very close to him. Why did they not simply eat him, and put an end to his misery? Did they so delight in tormenting him? But Llyw would not give them the satisfaction of panicking. A true wizard, his master had told him once, carried himself with dignity. He would die calmly on his feet, not fleeing for his life from some low beast. But no matter what ended him, he very much knew that he would never make it out of the forest alive. He was quite certain of that. A man of knowledge did not have the luxury of wishing away unpleasant thoughts.

As he crested a hill, he sighed audibly. Perhaps he had already died, but he had not yet come to accept it. He had heard that such sometimes happened, that those souls that do not believe themselves to have passed from the mortal plane must wander for a time before entering into Vanel's Divine Kingdom. It was certainly a possibility, if not a very happy one. But mayhap it was not so. Raising his weary eyes to the horizon, he spotted something in the distance. A farm in a clearing, perhaps. Or an inn- but why here, in the middle of nowhere?

Who cares? the apprentice thought, a new enthusiasm springing in his heart. Live or dead, there is the end of this nightmare!

Moving at a brisk trot, and oblivious now to the whole of his surroundings, Llywelyn made haste for the clearing. Once or twice he lost his footing and tumbled onto his hands and knees. Rising again each time, he continued his trek. Nothing could stop him now.

Shortly he found himself at the edge of the clearing, and he hazed with wonder at the sight before him. An inn, it was. But more importantly, there were people about. Throwing caution to the wind, he approached a man armed with a spear, who looked rather to him like a fellow human. He knew he must have made a pitiful sight- bleary-eyed, with several days of beard growth on his face, his clothes dirty and a little ragged. In spite of his condition, he spoke with friendly cordiality- as his master had taught all the students.

“Well met, friend, and hail!”

He paused, offering a slight bow.

“I am Llywelyn of Oaktower, apprenticed to Auredhel the Insightful. I feared, for a time, that I had died in the forest, but I can see it is not so that you are here!”

He paused again for a space, before going on with a thin smile.

“Unless you are a servant of the gods, come to consign me to my fate. In which case, I beg, lead on.”
XAnth said Talon Nailo's CS


Intriguing. Why does the 'Lady King' use a masculine title? I know that such happened historically, once or twice- I'm just curious if there's a special reason.
Name: Llywelyn ('Llyw') of Oaktower

Age: 19

Gender: Male

Race: Human

Class: Wizard

Sexuality: Heterosexual (Bi-curious?)



Weapons: Dagger, staff

Armor: Robe and cloak

Personal Trinkets: Spellbooks, component pouch, silver bracelet

Short History: Llywelyn was born in the village of Oaktower, to a family of free peasants. He left home from a very young age to apprentice himself to the Elven wizard Auredhel- who was, incidentally, also the local Lord. Showing a great aptitude for magic, he quickly became one of the Elf's favorite pupils. Within the walls of Oaktower Keep, he learned much of Arcana, and was also schooled in such mundane disciplines as mathematics, reading and writing, history, and poetry.

One evening, while wandering the edges of the nearby Drakenwald in search of alchemical ingredients, Llyw found himself rather lost. Exhausting every magical means at his disposal to either orient himself or contact his master, he was forced to wander aimlessly for several days. On the brink of starvation, he finally managed to stumble across the Hallows Inn.

Personality: Llywelyn is polite and courteous, but somewhat secretive about his plans and intentions. His sheltered upbringing has left him a bit naive of the wider World, and as a result he is rather ignorant of many sordid or otherwise non-scholarly persuits.
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