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Oh, it's just a big hyena attacking a bar?

Whatevs.
If you need me, I'll be in my crate.
Professor_Wyvern said
Well, that is what Gnolls are yes. Insane monsters.Aaaaand besides avoiding the pointy bits an' gettin' stabbed to death, why will the Out of Towners care about uh, this place AFTER the raid, I wonder?Also I will ineffectually flail my fists at them, unless maybe I get a pitchfork. Then I can go PEASANT MOB on 'em. Or something. Possibly. Maybe. Perhaps. Barber-surgeon will for sure be in back, helping wounded, and trying very hard to not get punched in face.


We'll get you a pitchfork, or a long spear. If you have a bow, though, use that.

Fuck it, time to put all my medieval warfare studies to good use.
vietmyke said
Erp,maybe the raiders kidnap loved ones? Anya and Rosa are two youngish females, maybe they're kidnapped by raiders


Well then it's fucking go time.
vietmyke said
Maybe the raiders siege the village? force the outsiders to stay inside? Maybe the raiders threaten to return, and the outsiders, either through personal morals or promise of a paycheck by the mayor agree to stay and defend the village?


Some characters, like James, care about neither the town nor money. So that wouldn't really work.
I guess either warband or raiders.
Professor_Wyvern said
Ah, so horrible, horrible witchcraft. I'll gather the town up to form the proper mob then. We will take down all witch intruders... Get all the pitchforks together, a few nice torches. It'll be a fine event to unite the community.


I happen to have experience with this sort of thing
"That's very thoughtful of you, Anya." James said, pulling the girl close.
"But you shouldn't worry about me. It's more important that I take care of you than the other way around, got it? You matter more than anything else to me." he explained, adjusting Anya's cloak as if it were her blanket. He made sure she was bundled tightly, the hood pulled over her head.

"Besides, I've been through worse than being cold for a night. You think your dad's gonna let that get in the way of hugging his daughter?" he said, lying back against the wall of the crate. James cradled Anya against him, laying her head on his chest.
Yog Sothoth said
It's the Hobbit dude, very different story lol


The Hobbit is the prequel to the Lord of the Rings. It's technically the exact same story.
Yog Sothoth said
Because if they don't then some very incriminating stuff might show up in their homes along with authorities searching for them. lolI'd rather work for Walmart, at least I get paid and don't get brutally killed by humans.


Incriminating how?
Yog Sothoth said
our goal is to find the mountain with the dragon who stole the treasure of the dwarfs, we will be guided by a wizard dressed in gray and there will be goblins as well as wood elves that we encounter along the way


Why would James, Elric, Lucien, and several other characters even care about helping the dwarfs get their treasure back?
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