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Know what'd be a fun boss battle?
Hellstar Remina.
Well, besides the fact it's kinda railroady to just assume I use the lava bridge the crazy magic guy made?
Bee can't walk on lava. It's too hot.
"Alright, let's see..." Bee thought, ignoring the purple guy trying to ruse him.
"Fastball special didn't work last time. I need a better, faster way to skip past the boring puzzle shit, too." he said aloud. Video games always had a way to glitch past parts, less so in older games like this, but Bee felt his team could go beyond such measures.
"Got it," he tried to snap his fingers. "You can fly, right Okuu? Can you and Cirno carry me to the upper area and drop me off?"
I'd rather just fight Morgoth.
"Okuu, then. Well, it was nice meeting you, but I'm low on time and I gotta run an errand." Bee explained, shouldering the Master Sword for the fifth or sixth time now.
"See, I gotta go raid that magic sky castle. There's an evil warlock inside, so I'm gonna go fight him. The I can play games again!" he turned to face the floating fortress.
"Just gotta figure out a way up. Maybe if I could make swords into wings..."
"Moe is a concept that holds great sway over a man's heart. I don't think I can properly explain it, though. Liberty is like freedom, but different. But also the same." Bee explained, nodding.
"Oh! Almost forgot. What's your name?" he asked the crow girl. His memory of the game was fuzzy, but he doubted she was native to this world.
"My name.... is Bee!" upon saying his name, he jumped and landed in a cool martial arts pose he saw on Power Rangers that one time.
"Champion of justice! Eater of liberty! Defender of moe!"
_Oh shit, I said moe._ Bee thought. _Maybe I lucked out and they didn't catch it. Note to self; work on my intro._
He exited the pose, coughing loudly.
"Anyways, uh. You got it all wrong. I don't actually know this blue girl, let alone hold hands and stuff with her."
"Huh? Oh? Oh!" Bee looked around, spotting the sad fairy.
"Awww. Awwwwwwwww. C'mere." he said, scooping Cirno up into a princess carry, and began cooing.
"It's not that bad; you just gotta work on your aim. Practice makes pe- GIRLFRIEND?!" his face turned in shock at the crow girl.
"There's been a misunderstanding. A guy like me doesn't have a girlfriend, because I'm single. I'm just comforting her because it's nice to do; that's all." he explained, as he began to gently rock the fairy.
"This keeps happening. Ow." Bee picked himself back up, and spit red onto the dirt. He probed the inside of his mouth with his tongue, tasting the tell-tale coppery taste of a cut. His cheek was beginning to swell up as well. Rolling his shoulders, he took a look at who landed on him.
"It... It can't be! That black hair, those glistening red eyes, those huge.... frills!" his swollen face gave way to a grin, as his arm flashed out, making his O-katana skewer an ice bullet. He held it to his swollen cheek with the sword, and with the other, pet Okuu.
"Fuckin' kawaii, yo."
"My swordsman sense is tingling." Bee said, looking to the side.
"It's almost as if something terrible was about to.... oh." he looked up, and saw yet another girl, this one with a cardboard tube on her arm.
"Oh fuck oh geez oh no." he said, spreading out his arms. He expected to be able to catch a girl. He expected to. In reality, he served as little more than a well dressed landing pad, the control rod giving the girl far more weight than he'd ever anticipated.
"IT KEEPS HAPPENING." he cried out from under Reiuji.
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