IntPenDespSword

Avatar in Chief

Dogs are given their own sovereign nation, replacing Washington. Also their army is given swords.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, he now considers you such a good source of advice, that your opinion weighs into the vast majoreity of his decisions! You're basically president now! Of course, being a president is hard.

I wish for a dog not taller than me and completely docile.

You are able to see into the future. How does the avatar above you die?

Hordes of dragons, coming to get that sweet flesh.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. The button's on the moon. By the time you afford space travel, if even so, the button is malfunctioning due to the cold and lack of an atmosphere.

I wish for a decently delicious sandwich, of such a standard that it could be sold in an average North American supermarket wherever they sell sandwiches, to be delivered directly to me as of time of posting.

You are able to see into the future. How does the avatar above you die?

Hordes of dragon hunters, out to get sweet loot.

You are able to see into the future. How does the avatar above you die?

Banned to death for suggestiveness.

You are able to see into the future. How does the avatar above you die?

Incineration.