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Time flies, right?

25/06/2024

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So busy...
Just before I nearly died sleeping (I didn't actually nearly die), I felt something plunging itself into my head.

"Ah, hell." I mumbled, since I didn't really have much of a shape for a dragon's head. I had to rip the thing out, accidentally dropping it and letting it float around inside me... which, I thought rather horrifically of. I don't even want to know how I'm still alive. Twice. I stamped my eyes onto the two twats trying to beat up the seemingly innocent gang of three. I didn't know who actually threw the sword, but I'd find out soon.

"You bloody, goddamn things just can't help yourselves!" I shouted as I began steadily running towards the fight, jamming the oddly sharp sword out of my body and holding it in one hand. Of course, I instantly knew I had got myself into a brewing storm. I was the third party, and so far I didn't seem too calm about it. There's always the awkward third party: Protoss in SCII, Gray Mann's robot army in TF2, the Spanish in... er, all I can is the... Inquisition. Huh. I played very few games while confined to my hospital ward. "Stop throwing junk as if it was CHRISTMAS!""

And with that loud and raging line, I delivered my first attack on someone/something; an underarm swing of a sword going upwards, considering how I didn't really take into account the weight of it. I looked like I was still shouting at the dark thing for being such a nuisance. Who's wing did I cut again? The violence and (somewhat delicious) blood covering my vision involved somehow frightened me, despite my reputation (on the Internet) of playing such violent games. I remember hearing a flew clatters of scales on an asphalt ground, but otherwise I knew I hadn't been able to take down the thing; It was just an appendage I cut, not a neck.
CoD has a weird system of you being able to take as many bullets as you want, as long as you don't take them all at once. In other games such as CS:GO and TF2 (in fact, most FPS games), you have a set amount of health before being downed.

Meanwhile, in real life, you can take several bullets, depending on how far they go inside your body, as well as if they hit vital organs. Hit an arm and miss a major artery, you'll survive. An infection or metal poisoning will take some time to kill you.

Plus, this is DA. Humans have changed, hence anatomies have changed. While your character's skin is not as tough as a mythical dragon's one, it'll still take damage for the rest of the body. Assuming the organs have stayed the same. Heck, there are (off-RP) instances of bullets being able to regenerate characters; metal-controlling dragons, metal golems, etc.

Interesting fact: I shot a gun before, although seeing as I'm talking to Americans, you guys have probably shot more guns than me; I've only shot a pistol and a sniper rifle.

...

Argh. Too much coke in 10 minutes. Now my urethra burns.

So anyway, do note mythologies will reflect the native population of that culture.
I dunno. It's your decision.

Technically, there's no point arguing over guns over in DA, if you don't even want to join.

Despite this, I hold internal discussions with myself, so don't think your opinion has been ignored.
"Let me through you Goddamn guard! This IS Pokemon Mystery Dungeon!" -Uh...

What were we saying again, Scraggy?
Oh, right.

The fact that I mentioned DA here anchored me, so...

Let's pretend I'm senile, before moving onto DA.
Original DA had them. Which included a rule of 'no one-hit kills,' something Lugia still emphasizes to this day.

Plus, one of the factions in the RP WILL have them, since they're... pretty radical. Even then, we'd have to pull more than an EMP out of us just to disable guns, 'cause buildings and such still stand. Remnants of the old world.

So yeah. Oh, and there's little chance of being jailed. Authorities will come in later on, though.
GUNS.

GUNS MUST APPEAR SOONER OR LATER.

Speaking of guns, how relaxed are gun laws when it comes to Colorado?
Alright, fine.

I do want to see progress after 7 hours though.
Let's try DA.

Which character will be the first one to interact with mine? Find out after... whatever break comes along.
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