KaBling

Heyola!

Tek, you're a lie.

Now go RP in PMD and DA.

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of the Void

My eye turned from the Wailord to my team mates, who were now ahead of me, thanks to me moving back considerably. "Alright. Spruce, as much as I want to continue on this holiday and finally recover from my wounds..." I sighed. It was only yesterday I felt betrayal and destruction. Today, it was empathy. But, I knew I wouldn't feel empathy for much longer as I continued into this adventure. "Shouldn't we try to help the weak and feeble get out of there? I mean, if our friend the Wailord knows what's going down there, then we ought to set up a rescue mission. Maybe we'll get a few rewards." I said, floating forwards and slowing the orbit of Pokes a bit. I stretched a bit, when suddenly the word 'recover' came to mind again. Well, pain in my body did that. "Spruce, mind getting a berry for me? I‘m not at the peak of my health at the moment." I asked him, while everyone was idle and thinking about their current decisions. The Wailord seemed stuck, but hopefully a few Treasure Town Pokemon were annoyed enough to take some action. Everything kinda went silent as I awaited for Spruce's response and item being being over, hearing regular waves which didn't seem to indicate something destructive was going on down there.

Pokemon & Humanity: A Familiar World | [Always Accepting] |

Lugia said
Lololollolol, at least 90% of those are fake.

Lugia said
Nah, I think this might have been one of the fist times he's done this... at least, in public.

Those are lies.

No, some of them are personal. And my point is, if you can't handle the remaining '10%', how the Hell do you manage with South Park?

No, I've done this before. During MCF a couple of times.

Pokemon & Humanity: A Familiar World | [Always Accepting] |

Put this through text-to-speech... the British version

You can't handle:
-TF2
-FPS games in general
-Every violent game
-Violence
-Swearing
-Games with blood
-Bloody JRPGs
-Blood and gore
-NSFW Lugia pics
-Me
-Me, again
-Digimon
-Clones of Digimon
-Clones of Yu-Gi-Oh
-Alcohol
-Guns
-The grip of a gun
-The notion of death
-Revenge
-Domination
-Banning
-Solar Wind/Solawind
-Low-gravity environments in roleplaying
-[REDACTED] "Of course I can't just fucking say it." -KaBling
-Your tree fetish
-Your bird fetish
-Your '1' fetish
-Minecraft
-Steam
-Your computer
-Your computer handling you
-Your ass being handed to you
-"A LOT OF SHIT"
-Me arguing
-Me ranting
-This list
-You can't handle this
-Music outside of JRPGs
-Any sort of music
-Anything that can be considered music
-EVERYTHING
-People not dying
-Affairs with legendaries other than Lugia
-League of Legends
-My game idea
-Me for the third time
-YOUR MOTHER!
-Your father...
-People stalking you
-Me stalking you
-Just about anything stalking you
-Paranoia
-Ebola
-A rash on your hand
-TITS - there's a lot more to this
-Noobs
-Scrubs
-Cunts
-Commonwealth
-Asians other than Chinese
-Other ethnicities
-Mexicans
-Immigration
-Aliens
-Democracy
-Democrats
-Obama
-Robots running the senate
-Nanobots
-Air
-Stress
-Emotions
-Your brother
-Yourself
-YOUR HEAD
-More stuff
-Internets
-Comprehension
-Originality
-More time on the Internet
-Friendship
-is
-Magic
-Friendship on its own
-Digital Monsters
-Digital anything
-Digi
-Fingers
-Hands (of small size)
-Your house
-Economy
-Economics
-Business studies
-College, let alone university
-High school
-Intermediate school
-Primary school
-Kindergarten
-Home school
-Truancy
-ANY sort of university certificates
-Graduations
-Parties
-Social gatherings
-Yveltal
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-Bread
-Toast
-Toasters
-Any kitchen appliances
-Time
-Space
-Dialga
-Arceus
-Law
-Anarchy
-Pootis
-Gottam
-Valve
-3
-Half Life
-MLG
-2mlg4u
-rekt m8
-sample text
-doritos
-mountain dew
-XBones
-Microsoft
-illuminati confirmed
-The formula in which anything related is put together in this list before moving onto something else
-Newton's law
-Physics
-Anything related to the universe
-Philosophy
-Greeks
-Romans
-History
-The Simpsons
-Other American TV shows
-TV shows from overseas
-Anime
-Manga
-Your parents knowing about your sock and Japanese media fetish
-A lot more stuff

Dragon's Awakening

You better stay around this time. If I'm in high school and can somehow RP with the insane amounts of internals and homework, then I expect you to do so as well.

Pokemon & Humanity: A Familiar World | [Always Accepting] |

You never told me. And I assumed you never did, since you couldn't exactly handle contents similar to South Park.

Dragon's Awakening

THERE'S TOO MANY TEARS TO PUT INTO ONE POST!

...

Eh, no, there ain't. You're accepted, although I didn't feel much reading your post.

Pokemon & Humanity: A Familiar World | [Always Accepting] |

Lugia said
I was going to try to fit something like this into the South Park theme song, but then I was like "nah, I'm not a writer."

...you watch South Park now?

Lugia said
It's all good. We're patient to a degree.

Anyway, now I can't figure out what Lugia looks like in real life, based on the way he speaks and acts.

*Rubs out crude drawing of a stickman*

Pokemon & Humanity: A Familiar World | [Always Accepting] |

Mhm.

Damn it, why is it that we're still suffering from a lack of roleplayers in RP Guild? MCF was horrible enough with corruption and squeamish roleplayers everywhere.

Dragon's Awakening

"Right, then..." Of course, I hesitated putting my hand onto the plate, since I didn't exactly wanted people squirming. But, I had to take a step forward and do so, otherwise we'd be stuck in this roleplay forever. I carefully slithered my hand onto the antique plate fragment, well actually underneath it. There was still an odd warmth to it, though, as well as an odd taste of... copper? Something like that.

Suddenly, Chance zoomed through space and time. Well, did it quickly enough so that I didn't notice for two seconds. "Woah, where'd you come from? Straight outta some rocket?" Chance the gryphon/Lucario knight came out of nowhere and practically joined this group in seconds. My God, so much for the OP's tendencies of surprise in the roleplay... "And how'd you make all that armour and sword in one day? It takes forever to forge those things." I figured the roleplay would sort that out. 'Made this ages ago', 'robbed a museum', 'stole it off a dead facist'... after all, God knows what dictates this world.

"Whatever. Let's just get over to... Hollywood." My God, Hollywood... does it always have to be in some ridiculous place, like Manhattan, Hollywood or privately-owned island? Some stereotypical villain. Damn tropes and your lack of originality. "Wonder what Carl looks like." I muttered to myself, already imagining some teleportation moment.