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Either I own too much junk, or my house is too small.

Doivid said
Uh thats what creates light tho. I didnt realize you were such a whovian.

Not sure if that last part is in reference to the fact that I own a fez or if it somehow connects to what this thread mutated into.

Either I own too much junk, or my house is too small.

Lady Squee said
Your Dalek "There There" gif was playing in your signature when I saw this.I literally lol'd.

I was hoping for that combination.

Either I own too much junk, or my house is too small.

Doivid said
Wow

Right? I expected better from a lamp that wears an energy-saver bulb. I always thought those were the type who allocated their energy towards being bright, and not hotness - but I know where my lamp's priorities lie.

Either I own too much junk, or my house is too small.

Lady Squee said
My heart.It's broken.

It's ok. I'm sure you can do better.

Either I own too much junk, or my house is too small.

Derpestein said
Are they married yet? The lamp and the charger.

I'm not sure if that's what the lamp's aiming for. I probably shouldn't say this, but if you ask me, I think it only wants a sleek piece of wiring to plug into its holes - whatever connects it to the best technology.

Either I own too much junk, or my house is too small.

Lady Squee said
I only have eyes for the lamp.I didn't even see the charger.

Well, every time I turn around, that charger's plugged right into that lamp. They're never apart and they can't seem to keep themselves off each other. That lamp's always fancied chargers - it was with the old PC's charger for years before dumping it for the Macbook's friend, here.

The lamp knows what it wants. I'm sorry, but I don't think you're its type.

Either I own too much junk, or my house is too small.

Lady Squee said
I offered to take your lamp out on a date.And you're ignoring me.I assume the lamp said no. :(How rude of the lamp.

I assumed the lamp was unavailable - it seems a bit too attached to my laptop's charger. I figured the two of them were already a couple.

OSU LOGIC

Derpestein said
What's OSU?Genuinely curious here.

I'm pretty sure it's some kind of rhythm game.

Either I own too much junk, or my house is too small.

Azathoth said
Fezzes are cool.

Indeed.

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