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In September 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
HollywoodMole said
September is my favourite month because it's always neither cold nor warm. (Also, you reminded me to change my calendar, thank you.)


Says you.

I just moved to a college campus with a reputation for being cold. That is all anyone ever says about it. When people asked me where I was going to college, and I told them "Oswego", they always replied, "Oh, it's cold up there, you know?". Yes I know. I hear it from everyone I mention it to and even all the tour guides I met with back when I toured the place a couple times those odd months ago, with everyone agreeing that winter here is horrific.

Well you know what? Ever since I got here the weather has been nothing but sweltering. Way hotter than what I'm used to at home - and I only moved about an hour drive away! I didn't pack very many shorts because I didn't think I'd need them - not with that legendary winter everyone keeps talking about. I had assumed that even the fall months would at least be somewhat chilly with a winter like that.

But no. I have been dying of heat the past week and a half. I have been horribly misled by everyone. No one warned me it would be like this. They only said "Cold! Cold! Cold!".

Now I honestly wouldn't mind if it got chilly early. D: And that's coming from someone who usually prefers to be too hot over too cold.
“Naw man… I’m still here…” Muse droned, still technically conscious but his concentration and thinking more than clouded. His (relatively) well-off state was primarily due to his large size. Had he been of human build when he was shot, the toxins might’ve even been enough to kill him. “Dudes… my head is so heavy…” he continued, his skull lying limply on the forest floor. “Why did none of you tell me…?”

As Muse’s overly-intense high prevented him from being even remotely useful, humanoid figures started to appear from the shadows in the forest. Becoming visible, the trio of hunters were revealed to be tribal females. The women wore very minimal clothing, animal skins fashioned into makeshift bras and thongs. On their heads, they wore headdresses made of green feathers, which lay close to their scalps, covering much of their hair, which came down no further than their shoulders. The rest of their bodies were covered in body paint with intricate black-and-green designs.

The three women approached calmly but sternly. One, seemingly the leader with a distinct black feather on her headpiece that the others lacked, stepped forward towards the group. “The beast talks?” was her first question, arms crossed with the blowdart reed still visible in her hand. She eyed the ‘beast’ suspiciously.

“Woah… izzat body paint…?” Muse mumbled, crawling along his side as he attempted to move his head to get a better look at the women, his legs kicking the air in a mostly useless attempt to propel him forward. His movements now much more closely resembled that of a worm than a snake. “Dude… that’s so fucking creative…”

After a moment passed, the leader spoke up again. “…Apparently so.” She turned back to the girls. “What sort of creature is he?” she asked sternly. “And secondly…” she tilted her head slightly as she looked the two girls over. “What tribe are you from?”

——

MK Ultra continued to guide Callum across the post-apocalyptic landscape, traveling quickly and nimbly like felines do, occasionally pausing and looking behind himself to ensure that Callum was following, as well as giving the roleplayer a few seconds to catch up with him. Were it not for the cat’s bright yellow-orange eyes and matching collar, MK’s gray fur would’ve blended in almost perfectly with he duo’s bleak surroundings. For a while, they walked on mostly in silence, with the exception of the sounds of footsteps and the soft jingling of MK’s collar tag. As they approached a certain broken-down building, however, two familiar voices slowly became audible…

——

GM blinked. “‘Unusual effect’?” he echoed. “What unusual effect?” he asked, distracted from his admiration of Kole’s skull and all the potential that lay beneath. “My computer’s been working just fine…” he mused, facial expression seeming legitimately curious, before he cracked up laughing. “Hah! Then again, I suppose it’s not exactly a normal computer, is it?” he grinned. “But still, what electrical device?” he became serious again. “You mean your phone or some shit?” he asked. “Maybe it’s cuz you’re not from here… interesting…” he mused, before the wires connected in his head and suddenly he found himself glaring angrily at Kole again. “Now wait just a fucking minute!” he snapped, his face barely an inch away from the roleplayer’s. He swiftly reached into Kole’s pocket and grabbed his cell phone. “You used this thing to drop that bus…” he seethed, glow-eye flickering intensely as he examined it, as if he could use that eye to see things that Kole couldn’t. “How’d you figure that out so quickly?”

The two wolves stayed close to GM’s side, growling lowly to match his emotions… until their ears perked up, something grabbing their attention fully as they craned their necks around, sniffing the air wildly. Then, amusingly, GM did the same thing — well, minus the sniffing part. “What is it, girls?” he asked softly, but the Rins stayed silent. During that silence, GM finally noticed a familiar chiming sound…

…And then he caught sight of MK and Callum standing in the doorway, and he hardly had time to form an ‘oh shit’ face before the wolves reacted.

Barking and snarling, the two canines immediately turned around, no longer focused on Kole at all as MK demanded full attention. “Hey, leave it!” GM ordered. “Leave that cat alone!” But the clones didn’t listen, instead stepping forward menacingly before darting towards the creature, MK puffing up and racing away for dear life. “Shit, shit, shit, fuck… aaaugh!!” GM exclaimed, wracking his hands through his hair in frustration. “Canine instinct too strong… noted…” he seethed, attempting to calm himself down. “Well whatever… they’re just copies. I can always make more.” he told himself, though his annoyance still clearly showed.
Kyuki said
I know how you feel. I felt like such a babby when I first started coming on here and TC... Now I'm 18 and still young but it feels different. Then again the scarier part of being 18 now is realizing I've been on RPG for four years as of January. Where has time gone? ;-;


And then you made me realize that my four-year anniversary will be in December.

My god, it has been a long time. D:
Halo said
If you have a window in the room, and were that window to be open, a draft or gust of wind could have caught it enough to jostle it.


We've never even been able to open the window. :I
Magic Magnum said
If it helps, you've never given off the impression that you're young (Mentally, I can't say physically for obvious reasons) to me.


Haha, thanks. People around RPG had been telling me I seemed mentally older for a while now. I guess it kind of used to be my thing? Idk. o.o

Doivid said
Yeah there's like 5-6 12/13 yr olds here.


It's not so much the presence of so many really young Spammers that gets me (although... that is part of it), as it is the fact that, when I was 15, I recall being one of the youngest members here - or at least I felt like I was one of the youngest. I'd kind of gotten so used to that feeling that all of a sudden I realized I'd gotten considerably closer to the average Spam age and that there are now a lot of members younger than me... and that was weird to accept.
Magic Magnum said
1) That's a forged quote.2) I'm completely lost as to what this is even trying to suggest.


He's saying your post was 1.5 times as long as Jorick's - hence abbreviating your long response as such.
Kyuki said
Oh... I'm still just trying to deal with the fact that you are in college now. D:


Yeah... it has already been acknowledged that I'm suddenly not one of the youngest members here, and I feel weird about it. o.o
Kyuki said
Roommates are the worst. They put your kittens in the dryer and so much more. :'(


My roommate really isn't that bad. I already said I trust that she wasn't intentionally trying to dick with me.

I'm just still perplexed as to how the wall could've gotten knocked so badly so as to make the scroll fall. o.o I mean just looking at it, it shouldn't be that easy to knock down, for reasons mentioned...

It's an interesting little mystery. o.o
Kyuki said
Is it? (I'm being completely serious) I've never really thought of it as impressive...


Yes. It is. o.o Because I would not have remembered me if I were you.
Magic Magnum said
Was it damaged at all? It is really a harmless prank if it was let down gently assuming you didn't accidently walk on it.


I realize it's a harmless prank. I just can't see her making that sort of attempt to mess with me.

Plus she was there when I acknowledged that it had fallen, at which point if she had been the one that knocked it off then she would've started bursting out laughing cuz yeah she would not be able to keep a straight face through that.

So yeah, ruling her out...
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