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My roommate: Let's call her "Henry"

Magic Magnum said
That would be the perfect army...If not for the fact the Daleks would make sure to kill the Unicorns and Abraham Lincoln first.Unless if they were all created and designed by the Daleks... Now that's an interesting thought.

Well, there are sometimes weird exceptions to that "Daleks will destroy everything non-Dalek" rule.

I mean, they took orders from an eight-year-old human girl once. ...That was a thing.

Y'all.

Magic Magnum said
At least compared to how I've seen spam react to me.Plus, I've seen like no snapping. Annoyed sure, but no one here has snapped and started a fight with 8 over it.

Yes, no one really tried to start a fight (except maybe Gold), but most of us didn't exactly "offer to help" 8. We were annoyed, just not enough to tear him apart cuz the whole "wah Spam's not as good as it used to be" thing is so old and tiresome that it's just not worth it.

But there's a big difference between that and "everyone being understanding and offering a helping hand".

My roommate: Let's call her "Henry"

And then Henry said, "That would be a weird army... Abraham Lincoln's evil clone leading an army of Daleks, and an air brigade of unicorns that spit acid and fire. It would be perfect!"

Funny thing is, I couldn't copy all that down word-for-word the first time and asked her to repeat it (you know, a good 5 seconds later so it's obvious I didn't just mishear her). So she kind of awkwardly repeats what she said, then asks why I asked. I said, "Oh, just wanted to make sure I got all that correct", technically not lying.

After a pause, she says, "...You know if I didn't know better I'd say you were writing it all down. Kind of creepy, dude."

...

Did I mention I've been keeping this thread on the down-low around her? I mean it's not exactly a secret and I'll give her straight answers if she really wants them. II've technically already mentioned it to her - I just never exactly make it clear just how much I've been posting. She thinks it's kind of weird, but I mean she wasn't strongly against it and she's at least aware that I've been talking about her and that I haven't given out her real name and that seems to be enough for her, thus preventing me from feeling like a bad person.

Y'all.

Magic Magnum said
calm, understanding and wanting to help him? :/

Wow today is just not-reading day or something jeez.

My roommate: Let's call her "Henry"

Magic Magnum said
I figured she wasn't, but I felt the need to ask.And considering she acts like that when sober...I like her! XD

She tells me that people have accused her of being a stoner before. ...Which does not surprise me in the least.

Did I mention she dances like one, too?

Magic Magnum said
I also have a friend who legitimately think's he's a fox trapped in a human body

Can we please not derail this thread onto the topic of otherkin please please please.

My roommate: Let's call her "Henry"

Magic Magnum said
Is she high?

I would think that, six pages in, you would've figured out that she's always like this.

I mean this isn't exactly weird for Henry standards.

My roommate: Let's call her "Henry"

Ok just a minute ago she left the dorm room for like less than ten seconds, then sprinted frantically back in with her face all red rather similarly to the twerking incident. Our conversation was as follows;

Me: ...What happened out there?

Henry: The ding!!

Me: ...The ding?

Henry: Yeah, the ding!

Me: What ding?

Henry: The ding from the elevator!

Me: ...What?

Henry: Someone was about to come out of the elevator! I can't let anyone see me dressed like this!

Me: ...You know, Henry, we kind of live here. And other people live here, too. I don't think anyone will judge if you walk down the hall to the bathroom in your PJ's.

Henry: But I'm not wearing a bra!

Me: So? You're still wearing a nightshirt over those boobs and it's so loose that no one would even notice in the few seconds it would've taken you to walk calmly down the hall.

She then couldn't stop laughing at my comment about her boobs - but it was less of an I-find-this-funny laugh as it was more of an embarrassed, I-can't-believe-you-just-said-that laugh.

She eventually said back to me, "Did you just say my chicken cutlets are covered in bacon?!"

And I said no because I have never ever heard anyone use that terminology ever. @_@

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On another note, I'm debating making a second Henry thread specifically for Doctor Who-related things since we talk about it so much and she tends to say a lot of bizarre things regarding the series. I've been leaving out a lot of her DW comments on this thread cuz I don't wanna bug the non-fans by filling this thread with it so I thought a 2nd thread would be a good idea, but I don't wanna saturate the forum with Henry threads for every occasion.

So: Doctor Who Henry thread, yay or nay?

My roommate: Let's call her "Henry"

Henry is now sitting on her bed with a blanket draped over her while she sings this.

hi i'm taaj and i had a lot of stir fry today

Giygas said
I always imagine old guild as everyone's avatars with hair from the 80s

^ New headcanon.

Y'all.

Giygas said
What if the test forum developed a community

Now that's a thought.