Kaga

Post-GuildFall Restoration Project

Someone is putting significant amounts of effort into organizing a collaborative effort to "restore" Spam.

I'm not sure if I should be filled with feelings of "oh wow this is really impressive and kind of heartfelt" or "oh god this is sad why do you even bother".

But if I may help, I'm fairly certain my oldGuild Spam persona was that one person who always tried to be in charge of everything and take on a million projects at once and act more mature than people her age should and all that jazz.

I've been trying to loosen up lately, but said looseness has made me feel like more of a bum in that time, sooo if you wanna give me a specific job in your grand plan then I'll see what I can do.

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Arty Fox said
If that's alright.

I'll send you something soon.

if you know what Raxacoricafalipitorius is, I love you.

Doivid said
I do think waters of mars or w/e was standout. Also the people on the airplane one.

Yup. Two of my favorite episodes.

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Arty Fox said
Hurray :DJust tell me if there's something that needs changing.Name: Kole Edmund CoburnAge: 19Appearance: Personality/History: Curiosity at its best. Kole is logical and methodical when it comes to finding something new, running through lists of possibilities before coming a conclusion, and even he will double check it just to be sure. But of course he does have a playful side, otherwise he’d be a boring old man with no reason to be here, and absolutely loves the possibilities of there being other worlds with different rules and people and ideas and just everything!But of course mainstream media only gave him the same old, same old. With very little choice Kole began to create his own little worlds with his friends working with them to create stories, characters, world and gods, writing or drawing them all down into immortality. But as the years progressed the conversations they had drifted away from the little worlds they had made and left alone forever stuck in a moment. But soon enough a number of searches on the internet during an especially boring day brought Kole to the Guild. While he had had a shaky start he managed to settle quite comfortably in the casual section of the guild, with eyes resting hopefully at the advanced area, Kole happily began his multiple adventures.He then decided to try dying his hair blue and instantly regretted, but hasn’t gotten around to getting a different colour dye.Roleplaying Preferences: Sci-fi, fantasy and maybe a smidgen of steampunk.Other: He has a phone on him but all it shows now is just the word “NO”

Looks good to me!

I assume you want me to PM you a summary of recent events?

Age of the Draconides

Sorry I didn't wait for your response on that one, Tam. If I was going to post, I wanted to do it while I was focused and posting in all my other threads. I didn't want things to remain clogged up for much longer. :/

On a related note, I feel like we need to campaign for more members... we have no insiders left at all, for one, so the RP's entire activity flow is limited to a tiny team of weirdos and foreigners on the outskirts of the kingdom.

Maybe I should talk to the Guild News people...

Age of the Draconides

Maya’s eyes widened, her hands covering her mouth in shock as she could barely even gasp. Sure, she’d seen Draconide eggs in the wild before, and she even tried to take home an abandoned hatchling once, but she’d never tried to take any eggs home with her. Not only was she too smart (not to mention too nice) to take one from a potentially-guarded nest, but the difficulty level of trying to take care of one by herself without getting caught just always made it too impractical. So the notion of someone offering them to her…

The excitement of the morning clouded her rational mind. From her dream world where humans and Draconides live together in harmony came two wyvern-riding messengers asking her to bring that world to life, and in such a wild state of mind, she was ready to say or do just about anything. “Wh-what conditions?” she stuttered, voice full of awe.

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Neobullseye said
Waaiit... "performance analysis"? Why do I get a bad feeling from that choice of words? D:

Admittedly, my original intent behind those words would've meant nothing for Leon to worry about. However, your worry from these words regardless has put all sorts of ideas in my head which, now that I think about it, would be far more in-line with GM's character.

Edit: At any rate, posts are in, guys! Sorry for holding everyone up!

Edit2: Well I mean I still have posting to do for other threads so I'm not totally done yet but you know. @_@ #commas are for the weak #experimental medication

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Muse’s eyes widened when Books claimed she’d been in the Guild for four weeks, not sure if he still had any concept of how long that was. She couldn’t have possibly been there so long, if a week meant as much time as he recalled. Though, if she had been surviving in the Guild for so long, it would at least explain her strained appearance and thin body. He laughed nervously when Books explained how she’d counted the days. “Well, in a place like this, that’s not the most accurate timekeeping.” he ran his fingers through his black hair as he glanced awkwardly to the side. “The time of day is probably one of the most fickle things about time in this place. I swear, it’s like the sun moves halfway across the sky in the time it takes for me to walk halfway across this room.” Still, even if her remark wasn’t the most accurate, she’d no doubt been struggling to survive in the Guild for quite a while. Was the situation getting worse? “At any rate, call me Muse.” He told her. “I’m here to protect you guys, but, I guess I’m not doing the best job…” he glanced to the side again.

His sense of danger returned when the ground beneath them flickered into void once again, Ebil urging them to go. “Shit, you’re right!” he exclaimed, instinctively sprouting huge black wings from his back, a second away from taking off before he realized the dilemma before him. “Augh, wait, I’m gonna have to get a lot bigger in order to carry the three of… you…” he trailed off, eyes darting about the room in a bit of a panic as he realized what was happening. He looked back at the two roleplayers with him. “Does anyone know where Nautilus went?”

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GM narrowed his eyes at Rose as he listened to her remark, a grin slowly spreading across his face as he finished. “Well, if you must know, even mass murder gets boring after a while. That’s why I don’t kill people the way I used to; it’s no fun if you don’t get the chance to play games with them, see how well they do or how far they get…” he explained, slowly inching closer to Rose. “But, if you insist!” Almost instantaneously, a shimmering katana appeared in his hand, wisps of violet flame reflecting off its deadly blade as he swung the weapon through the air, leaving it positioned in the air parallel to the girl’s body, only an inch or two above her chest. “Ahhhhh I missed this katana! Haven’t used it in forever!” he paused, sadistic happiness filling his eyes. “Sometimes when you get so used to creating and destroying matter and energy with your mind, you forget how great it feels to hold a good-old-fashioned bladed weapon!” he exclaimed.

“Anyway, there’s really nothing stopping me from killing any one of you any time I wanted.” He told spoke cruelly, looking down at Rose. “Well, except for Euclid, cuz I made a deal saying someone else could kill him, assuming the kid survived long enough for the two of them to meet. But as for this guy – actually…” he turned and pointed his left hand at Leon, but cut himself off, his train of thought seeming to turn onto a different track. He thought back to what Leon said about Rin just before he’d whipped the sword out at Rose. “On second thought, I could get a lot of use out of you. You could be a big help with monster design and performance analysis.” GM grinned, a playful and almost innocent smile taking over his face for just a moment, before his eyes locked back onto Rose. “But as for you,” he seethed, psychotic thrill consuming his expression yet again. “There’s nothing stopping me from killing you,” he chimed, the katana slowly inching towards her throat. “So if you’re that eager to die, then I assure you, it can easily be arranged!”

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Update: I contacted Nautilus four days ago about posting, and he still hasn't gotten back to me yet. So really, he hasn't been online at all this past week, it would seem.

That said, Ebil and Books, just wait for me to post for Muse, and you two can keep going.