Me too. It's a rewrite of one that I had posted here a while back. Only one person was interested...
Karl Kadaver
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STATUS: I hesitate to call it a triumphant return, but let's just see how it goes. ;) 9 yrs ago
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I hesitate to call it a triumphant return, but let's just see how it goes. ;)
10 yrs ago
Proper spelling and grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
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10 yrs ago
"RP DM" when said aloud sounds like "Carpe Diem". Coincidence? I think not.
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10 yrs ago
Haven't said anything here for a while. Let's keep it that way.
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10 yrs ago
Stumpiversary is coming up in a little over a month! ^_^
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Almost everything you need to know about me is here: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers..
Umm...what else can I say about myself? I dunno. I'm part cyborg (my leg). That's kinda interesting, I guess. I'm a brony, but I honestly haven't followed anything having to do with FIM since, like, Season 3...ish. I like creepypastas...in fact, I have a couple in the works. And I'm in the process of writing an SCP. That's cool, right? That's what cool kids do? I like anime, video games,...uh, music...and...uh...stuff. *vague babbling*
Oh! I'm on Steam! "Karl Kadaver"
Umm...what else can I say about myself? I dunno. I'm part cyborg (my leg). That's kinda interesting, I guess. I'm a brony, but I honestly haven't followed anything having to do with FIM since, like, Season 3...ish. I like creepypastas...in fact, I have a couple in the works. And I'm in the process of writing an SCP. That's cool, right? That's what cool kids do? I like anime, video games,...uh, music...and...uh...stuff. *vague babbling*
Oh! I'm on Steam! "Karl Kadaver"
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Awesome, Shini!
I'm doing well. My creativity is overflowing today. I'm working on ideas for a tabletop/tactical rpg game.
And in the interest of ending our posts with smileys today, I'm going to give everyone a zombie:
(>0.o)>
I'm doing well. My creativity is overflowing today. I'm working on ideas for a tabletop/tactical rpg game.
And in the interest of ending our posts with smileys today, I'm going to give everyone a zombie:
(>0.o)>
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Refuge of the Forgotten - a demigod RP (Not Percy Jackson!)
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11 yrs ago
Forum: Casual Interest Checks
Ooh! I call Sobek!
Toby hopes he's not being too forward.
"Ah, so you're the cute guy who butchers up my friends. Nice to finally meet the man who I see every day chopping up my friends into little pieces."
Toby was startled by Artemis' words. Apparently, at the same time he'd been watching her, she'd been watching him! His ears turned bright red, an indicator of his embarrassment. Of course he knew what she meant by "her friends", most people knew that she raised the animals that were used for food.
But what did she mean by cute? Did she mean cute as in, 'Hey, you're kinda cute. Wanna date?' or, 'You're so cute when you beg for your life...?'
But just like that, she started talking shop with him, instructing him about what cuts of meat would be ideal for eating. Fact was, he was taken aback by this, and he wondered if she was trying to trap him. Maybe she was finding more reasons to hate him. But...it didn't seem that way. The smile that she'd had on her face when they met was still there. Was she playing him? He couldn't know for sure (little to no social contact will do that to a person). He decided to choose his words carefully. He kept his voice quiet, tried not to sound too into what he was going to say.
"I just do, uh, what the head butcher tells me." He suddenly flashed a smile. He just thought of something that he could say that she couldn't use against him! "I don't eat the animals, myself. Nuts, seeds, and dry fruits give me the highest caloric intake... And the..." he shuddered, "The whey protein shakes they give me."
The truth was, he hadn't eaten an animal since he gave into his Hunger a few years ago. Part of him was afraid that what happened last time would happen to him this time. After he'd eaten a stray cat, he had felt a connection to it, like he's absorbed its memories, or something...
He quickly snapped out of his reverie, fearing that Artemis would think he was some kind of space case. He'd almost forgotten why he'd wanted to talk to her in the first place:
"Would you...like to hang out sometime?" He glanced around, and added, "I mean...not here. Like somewhere else. This afternoon?"
Toby was startled by Artemis' words. Apparently, at the same time he'd been watching her, she'd been watching him! His ears turned bright red, an indicator of his embarrassment. Of course he knew what she meant by "her friends", most people knew that she raised the animals that were used for food.
But what did she mean by cute? Did she mean cute as in, 'Hey, you're kinda cute. Wanna date?' or, 'You're so cute when you beg for your life...?'
But just like that, she started talking shop with him, instructing him about what cuts of meat would be ideal for eating. Fact was, he was taken aback by this, and he wondered if she was trying to trap him. Maybe she was finding more reasons to hate him. But...it didn't seem that way. The smile that she'd had on her face when they met was still there. Was she playing him? He couldn't know for sure (little to no social contact will do that to a person). He decided to choose his words carefully. He kept his voice quiet, tried not to sound too into what he was going to say.
"I just do, uh, what the head butcher tells me." He suddenly flashed a smile. He just thought of something that he could say that she couldn't use against him! "I don't eat the animals, myself. Nuts, seeds, and dry fruits give me the highest caloric intake... And the..." he shuddered, "The whey protein shakes they give me."
The truth was, he hadn't eaten an animal since he gave into his Hunger a few years ago. Part of him was afraid that what happened last time would happen to him this time. After he'd eaten a stray cat, he had felt a connection to it, like he's absorbed its memories, or something...
He quickly snapped out of his reverie, fearing that Artemis would think he was some kind of space case. He'd almost forgotten why he'd wanted to talk to her in the first place:
"Would you...like to hang out sometime?" He glanced around, and added, "I mean...not here. Like somewhere else. This afternoon?"
Toby followed Artemis to the other table. Outwardly, he still seemed nervous, but inside there was a bit of excitement. After all, this was going better than he had hoped; not only wasn't she dating the guy she was sitting with, but she specifically asked Toby to come with her to a more private area.
However, he knew that he wasn't living in some anime or comic book, so he needed to calm himself down. Apparently, she didn't even know his name, although she correctly deduced that he knew hers, which made things easier, he supposed. Not to mention that she sounded pretty cheerful to be meeting him, though for the life of him, he couldn't figure out why. Best just to answer her question and go from there:
"My names, uh, Tobia- Eh, it's Toby. Toby Kirtman." Then, before he could stop himself, he mentioned, "I work for the butcher."
However, he knew that he wasn't living in some anime or comic book, so he needed to calm himself down. Apparently, she didn't even know his name, although she correctly deduced that he knew hers, which made things easier, he supposed. Not to mention that she sounded pretty cheerful to be meeting him, though for the life of him, he couldn't figure out why. Best just to answer her question and go from there:
"My names, uh, Tobia- Eh, it's Toby. Toby Kirtman." Then, before he could stop himself, he mentioned, "I work for the butcher."
After arriving at the mall, and disposing of his cup, Toby wasn’t quite sure of what to do next. As he considered getting something to eat, he scanned the room for the attractive redhead that he’d had his eye on for the past few weeks: Artemis Reed.
He wondered if she’d mind some dude approaching her while shoveling food in his face the entire time… Well. When you put it that way… He could already feel the Hunger setting in, but he resisted. Maybe when she rejects me, I’ll just grab some avocados and a peanut butter sandwich to go.
There. He finally saw her. She was seated at a table across from some guy. He couldn’t tell when they were saying, but the guy certainly seemed happy. Toby was crestfallen; he’d been hoping to catch her alone. Then the sting of rejections wouldn’t be so bad…or public.
Suddenly, he heard violin music and he smiled. It was that really sad song from the movie that his mom liked. Listening to music always calmed him down, he supposed that it was one of those things that confirmed that he was indeed some sort of monster; music soothes the savage beast, right?
He exhaled. It was now or never. He stuck his hand in his pocket and strode over to the table where Artemis and the guy were sitting, and took a seat nearby. “Mind if I sit here,” he half-mumbled. This time, he got a good look at Artemis’ face, and she didn’t seem amused as she was glaring at the guy’s plate.
He lowered his hood and brushed some hair from his face, still unsure whether these two were dating or not. In fact, maybe he was intruding. He was beginning to have second thoughts, but he couldn’t just get up and leave. He’d already committed to his idiocy.
Instead, he glanced around, pretending to look for someone.
He wondered if she’d mind some dude approaching her while shoveling food in his face the entire time… Well. When you put it that way… He could already feel the Hunger setting in, but he resisted. Maybe when she rejects me, I’ll just grab some avocados and a peanut butter sandwich to go.
There. He finally saw her. She was seated at a table across from some guy. He couldn’t tell when they were saying, but the guy certainly seemed happy. Toby was crestfallen; he’d been hoping to catch her alone. Then the sting of rejections wouldn’t be so bad…or public.
Suddenly, he heard violin music and he smiled. It was that really sad song from the movie that his mom liked. Listening to music always calmed him down, he supposed that it was one of those things that confirmed that he was indeed some sort of monster; music soothes the savage beast, right?
He exhaled. It was now or never. He stuck his hand in his pocket and strode over to the table where Artemis and the guy were sitting, and took a seat nearby. “Mind if I sit here,” he half-mumbled. This time, he got a good look at Artemis’ face, and she didn’t seem amused as she was glaring at the guy’s plate.
He lowered his hood and brushed some hair from his face, still unsure whether these two were dating or not. In fact, maybe he was intruding. He was beginning to have second thoughts, but he couldn’t just get up and leave. He’d already committed to his idiocy.
Instead, he glanced around, pretending to look for someone.
We can go with just two. I'll start working on an OP sometime tomorrow.
In the meantime, I've been able to work on a lot of different mechanics for the game.
In the meantime, I've been able to work on a lot of different mechanics for the game.
*drinks a protein shake*
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