Akihisa Yoshii said
WHO IS DOING THIS?! *is knocked out by flying frying pan*Hatred: *teleports in and falls over laughing* XD
*looks at hatred* not you...
Akihisa Yoshii said
WHO IS DOING THIS?! *is knocked out by flying frying pan*Hatred: *teleports in and falls over laughing* XD
Akihisa Yoshii said
... *I cough and choke before I spit up some confetti* ...
Akihisa Yoshii said
Lucky. *I catch the next object, a small white ball* ... *I bring it to my face and it explodes into a cloud of confetti and what not* ...
Akihisa Yoshii said
I'm only not dead because of my regeneration factor. *a sword falls and stabs me through the skull* ... *I pull it out as green blood spurts from the wound* ...
Akihisa Yoshii said
*I rip my way through the freighter* ...That really hurt...
Akihisa Yoshii said
*I lift the anvil off of me* That hurt... *a freighter falls on me* ...
Akihisa Yoshii said
THE GODDAMN SKY! *an anvil falls from the sky and lands on me* ...And that... OW...
Akihisa Yoshii said
ME ME ME! OOH OOH-OOH! PICK ME! *waves a hand in the air wildly*
Akihisa Yoshii said
I stop laughing completely and stare at you, suddenly serious, and curious. "Why? What's the point of all of this? She's going to die, it's natural, you'll die too someday, so why fight what you cannot, why make deals with us and compromises and what not?"