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thewizardguy said
((sorry esspecially for this massively slow reply. Also, this reply is not in the order of posting, it's in the order of what I find convenient to reply to first, so as to prevent things from getting silly.))As Mithias spoke, time seemed to slow down. Bob looked down on the orb in a way that could almost be described as... awe. Her hair moved in serpentine grace, strands hovering towards the bright surface, but hesitating, as if it were a ball of flame. A slow smile rose over her face, and this slight silence only prolonged as the rest of the room slowed to a practical stop. "Oooooh..... you have no idea what you offer. You are foolish, and naive, and perhaps that is why you wield what I could never wield. No, child, this is not mine, and it does not come from me. It comes from the same place as me, certainly, it is a child of the Chaos Realms, where all emotional energy is gathered. However, it would seem it has already chosen who will wield it, and an appropriate bearer it is indeed." Slight sparks can be felt arcing between Bob and the orb. And then, you realize that her grasp had not hesitated. It had been retaliated. Each strand quivered, as if incapable of standing the light, pushing against an invisible barrier. Bob's expression changed instantly, as it always does. Awe turns to mischievous delight, as she spins backwards, her hair returning to the grasp of physics, to an extent. She looks off to the distance, smiling. "Oh, you're going to need to show Lon. She's far better at this whole prophecy thing, she specialises in it, in fact. Although I'd gander this little twist of events might surprise even those who watch the Threads of Fate for a living. Just remember, my dear. Hope cannot exist on it's own, and if faced with pure light, it loses all purpose, and will fade. Only in the deepest darkness can it truly prosper, and only from the blackest chains will it free you, if you free it." With those cryptic words, time resumes it's normal cycle, and, to the rest of the world, Bob had simply teleported once more."Now, I'll be keeping Najimi. She violated the rules I just made up, so she's mine! Isn't it sweet? I love owning this place, the perks are amazing." She holds up the Najimi doll, and it seems to sink away into the top of her cane, as if it were a tar pit, and she were a helpless kitten being cruelly tortured. In fact, for some reason, the image of kittens and tar is broadcasted to everyone's brains directly. It takes a moment for everyone to figure out Bob is fucking with them. "However, I believe you people have an appointment, and I would HATE to keep you waiting for my sake." She strolls away, the tables, pillars, and floor flowing aside to make way for her, as the party, even those that don't move by themselves, find themselves not far behind. As she passes Kevin, however, her cane whips up to hit the back of his glass, as he finds the contents spilling not only down his throat, but all over his face.With a series of agonising screams, Kevin crashes to the floor, clutching his face and chest. it burned hotter than liquid fire, and froze his heart in place. Pure agony wrecked him, driving him into spasms of anguish, his mind blank, his face contorted. For several seconds, he simply writhes, his conscious mind incapable of coping with the liquid pain that he was being subjected to. After a little, however, the agony subsided to the level of mere torture, and he found himself once more in control of his frantic mind, even as he could sense his skin being lacerated with cuts.Bob simply giggles. "Why does EVERYONE fall for that? It will never stop being funny!"Matters soon turn more serious, however, as she arrives at her destination. A large black glass table stands, adorned with any number of exotic foods from all over the multiverse, gathered here by the Lord of Curiosity. From the ancient wine of forgotten civilisations, to the life-blood of ancient Gods, to the roasted hearts of interstellar dragons kept beating by necromantic power. Many of these would be worth fortunes for their rarity alone, and it was not to be doubted that Bob had received some form of payment for the display. What this payment had consisted of, however, would remain a mystery, thankfully. On one end of the table, impatiently bending back and forth a large steel bar, sat Toguro. His black skin shone like marble, a man made from onyx, his features highlighted by streaks of dark blue in the stone-like material. His eyes were easily the most noticeable part of his mostly monotone body, however, as they burned with a bright purple energy, occasional lightning-like bolts of energy crackling over his 'skin'. It seemed nearly impossible that the glass chair he had been provided with could hold his weight, as he stood almost a meter higher than human standards, As the party approached, his eyes turned to them, his smile unreadable. However, his eyes seemed to hold some form of challenge, an invitation without words.On the other end of the table sat Bob, or at the very least an imitation of suck. Although every detail had, indeed, been copied physically, it lacked Bob's sheer aura. It was an imperfect copy, an emotionless being that stared at the group as they arrived. While most certainly most would have simply thought it was another one of Bob's tricks, those that had seen it in action would be well aware that this was 5, simply taking another form, mimicking another being. In fact, even as the party arrived, a wave seemed to wash over it's body, replacing it's feminine features and extravagant outfit with angular, insectoid carapace. However, although it seemed to mimic Bug in every way, some details seemed to have changed. 5 wore a long white lab coat, stained with a mysterious black liquid. It's form seemed slightly different, smaller, of a different hue. And in it's hands, lying on the table, was a single black, nondescript suitcase.Most ominous of all, however, was the figure sitting in the centre of the formation. Far from as impressive-looking as the other two, Genocide was a short man. He had dark brown hair, medium length, with shoots of grey showing his age. While not a beard, he sported a stubble on his chin that indicated he hadn't shaved in a while. he wore a grey suit of fairly standard make, like what one might see on a cubicle employee, as well as a bright pink tie, with a pattern of blue elephants running across it. The most surprising aspect were the large, cuddly-looking bear slippers he was wearing, faintly visible through the tinted glass. To say the least, he was not a very impressive-looking foe. And yet, what made up for it was the eyes. His eyes were grey, but not the grey of storms, or the grey of metal. It was not an empty grey, nor was it a faded grey. It was a grey that seemed to radiate, that seemed to leap from his eyes and burn what it beheld. His gaze was not appropriate of a man wearing slippers of any description, and as he looked up, it was as if a wall of sheer mental force slammed into the group.Smiling, Genocide leaned forward. "I've heard a lot about you. I'm so glad we can finally meet. I always like to know employees personally."((Notice: This post was done on a time limit. I'm planning additions for Mia, as well as an update on what happens to Najimi. However, I don't have the time to put that in right now, sorry. They will come tomorrow morning!))


"Employees?" Asura sighs "look pal, maybe you didn't get the memo, but we're here to stop you." Meanwhile, the najimi doll shakes violently
supertinyking said
I watched part of the thing you linked. I am scarred, horrified, disgusted, revolted, and sickened....bravo, you've done the near impossible.....now, pardon me as I go to vomit.


Trust me, I watched it before, it was trippy. But to be fair, it was made by the same guy who made evangelion (the anime. Not sure about the manga) and that was both weird, and confusing at the same time.
FoxFireOfDawn said
Sorry, that made me giggle a bit.Also, I'm back. Hi.


Hi. How've you been?
thewizardguy said
"Oh, of course, all of you are welcome. Poor fellow had no idea there would be so many of you." Bob smiles at Kevin and Creed, both of whom received a drink of their own. The brew radiated a soft blue light, and the slight sound of distant screams could be heard as it sloshed around in the cup. Looking carefully revealed that the colourless liquid held strange distortions, faces, swirling around with the current, small specks of light, and merely looking at it seemed to in some way convey pain, as if the agony of hundreds had been gathered in this simple drink. Surprisingly, liquid suffering smelled like pie, which was disorienting to say the least. "You're welcome to stay as long as you want, feel free to play a couple of games. Tell me if you think of something you really want, those souls of yours look delicious. I'm sure there's some crafty demon who could fetch whatever your heart desires in the room."As Mithias came forward, and knelt down, Bob practically beamed. Her face quite literally started glowing, waves of light flowing down her hair, as the floor turned to glass. Far below, an infinite sea of still water could be seen, as the entire style of the Lounge changed, glass pillars emerging from the roof, which was similarly formed from glass. A light rain hit the roof, the faint pattering of which could be heard throughout, Three suns shone brightly from far above, although somehow the illumination and shadows seemed not to shift for this new source of light, as if the world beyond the glass was completely separated from the room the party was in."You're such a dear, I swear. Oh, don't worry, I don't hold a grudge, but it's been far too long since someone apologized to me." With those words,a second head sprouted from her shoulders, giving a pointed look to Bug. She quite literally stared daggers, as he found a pair of them growing from his chest, as if they were plants. However, this second head soon melted into colourless sludge that fused with the floor, resulting in a chair for Bob to sit down in. "While I would love to have you clean the Theatre, I think I've tortured you enough for today. But you seem to have found yourself a Shard there. A physical manifestation of emotion. Those are quite the rarity, and non-sentient ones are normally limited to the Chaos Realm. How did you get that?"Before Mithias could answer, Najimi and Asura spoke. However, before Najimi could even finish her sentence, Bob held up a single finger. She tried to speak, but found she no longer had a mouth, her lips had been fused together. Slowly, Bob's finger waved from side to side. "Uh oh. What a bad girl you are, aren't you? You just broke the rules, and that makes you mine." And as if her words were law, the ground opened up under Najimi. She fell through stormy skies, surrounded by thunder and lightning, the clouds rushing past her, as she plummeted towards a tumultuous ocean. Flight failed her, like a bird with broken wings, as her magic scraped to halt the grasping hand of gravity. The waters deep below swirled, a massive twisting cyclone reaching up towards her, a pillar of swirling water rushing upwards.Metallic fingernails closed around her as the water struck, the water slipping in between immense fingers. Arcane knowledge and power seemed pointless, it was as if her formidable strength had been torn from her. She stood here, in darkness, before, finally, the great hand that held her opened. Her feet were knee-high in sand, a desert stretching as far as the eye could see, hundreds of eyes burning in the night sky, staring down at her as she attempted to pull herself free. Around her, she could see hundreds, children and men, clawing at the sand at their feet, ripping off their legs and dragging themselves forward by broken fingernails. Screaming, and shouting their thirst, in the perfect silence of death. And as Bob looked on, once more, she fell into a further layer of darkness.Najimi's body fell forward, face first onto the floor, even as the wave of serpentine hair receded. Breath was taken from her, and her soul could not be seen, as, to all appearances, she had been killed. Bob held out a hand, and clasped it tightly shut. When she opened it once more, a small doll could be seen in her hand, attached to a small metal ring. With almost meticulous care, she hung the miniature najimi on her left sleeve, where she remained unmoving. For a moment, the slight muffled screams of Najimi's soul could be heard, before she was completely silenced. "In my house, nobody uses their powers on another, except me. Those are the rules, plain and simple. God, Demon, or Conceptual Being, all obey my rules in my house."She then turned to Teo, her face seeming far younger. "Don't worry, mr. Teo! Our drinks don't contain aaaaaaany alcohol."


The doll quivers briefly as asura just sits there. Not quite sure what had happened but deciding not to ask
kishin asura said
This is it. My final trump cardIt's not on youtube, so I can only post the link


No wait, wrong video
This is it. My final trump card

It's not on youtube, so I can only post the link right here
thewizardguy said
She waves a hand at you absentmindedly. "Oh, yeah, sure. Punching him will probably work. If not, punch him harder." She turns around, and takes two drinks from a bar that wasn't there a moment ago. Looking around, the group notices it wasn't the bar that had appeared, they were standing in a completely different location, the tables around them were completely different, and from here, the entire place was a rather modern-looking plastic coffee shop. Except the oaken bar, complete with barrels. That was just a little bit out of place. However, before such things could have been questioned, Bob throws the two drinks, both of which seem to somehow find their way into the hands of either Najimi or Asura. "Speaking of which, there's a table ready for you. Some guy called Genocide wants to talk to you."


"I'll talk to him." Najimi says "so am I." Asura says. Getting up "no offense asura, but I think you should sit this one out. Because honestly between the two of us, you're the easiest to kill." With that, asura is forced to sit down by some unseen force. Most likely najimi's doing. Najimi then looks at Bob and says "if you don't mind, I would very much like to know where my table is."
thewizardguy said
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


..................you win this round..........


All I can say is wtf
thewizardguy said
Walking into the Lounge was like stepping from absolute darkness into bright light. While many of those gathered weren't capable of seeing souls, almost all could feel energy, or had sense 'aura'. It was a common skill among practitioners of magic, both studious and natural. And Hell's Coffee Lounge was awash in it, the power of Gods and Demons, to the extent that it was nearly tangible. It felt like standing in the surf, the tides tugging at your feet, reminding you of the unfathomable depths of the sea, threatening to drag you to the ground if you weren't careful. Even for those who had done business here before, it took a moment to adjust to an envionment to swamped in natural energy, functioning as a nexus of powerful multiversal energies, as well as having soaked in the power of some of the most dangerous beings known to man. Archdemons sat side by side with angels of vengeance and justice, great ancient sorcerors dealing with legendary elemental forces. Creatures that made and shaped the destiny of their own homeworlds, in the one neutral ground that could house anyone, from man to God to the unknown.As eyes adjusted to the metaphysical glare, a brightly lit room was revealed, built seemingly from a light wood. Tables of all sorts and shapes, covered in food, games, and ancient mechanical devices stretched out seemingly infinitely, and yet when one did not concentrate, the room was only the size of any other coffee lounge. At the chairs sat beings from all walks of life, performing all manners of tasks. Some had come to make deals, bargaining with the lives of billions and the fate of worlds, selling their souls, or perhaps their services. Others had come to play games, performers and musicians, actors and writers, exposing works of genius and insanity, some elaborate beyond what mere mortal senses could detect. And lastly, there were those who had come to experience the unique experience and cuisine offered by this place, the nexus of multiversal travel where there were no limits.And yet, in all of this mess, there was not a single instance of violence. Even in cases where the killing intent was practically tangible, beings of pure darkness and light resolved to glaring at each other from opposite ends of a chess board.Emerging from the strange, constantly shifting architecture of the infinite-yet-finite Coffee Lounge, came a figure that was unusual even by the standards of such a place. A woman in a bright red suit, covered in golden sparkles, beneath which a bright white undershirt could be seen. Her hair, hanging back in two massive pigtails, seemed to twist around her body like a pair of twin snakes, their glistening almost metalic sheen constantly shifting color, as if a rainbow had been trapped within. In one hand she held a long black cane, it's golden head shaped like a small child's head, it's tip cased in gold. Each long nail was metallic, and in them could be seen twisted, discolored reflections of her surroundings, as well as the occasional foreign sight. In her other hand she held a large red top hat, it's edge embroidered with golden thread, sparkling as brightly as her suit did. And yet, the most noticeable feature about her were her eyes, or her lack of them. For where in any other human would be eyes, were too large twisted mirrors, whcih reflected the eyes of whomever she looked at at the time. And, even as one would look into them, they would begin to see things in the reflections, secret things, things that they didn't want to see, torn from their deepest subconscious."How LOVELY! It's been such a long time, and so many old faces! Oh, I've been expecting you of course, and it's always nice to see a new soul here. Absolutely beutiful, wouldn't you say? I'm delighted." Her gaze swept the group, and with it came the feeling of being... naked, somehow. Exposed. Her gaze saw through lies, saw through deceptions, and it felt like all of their secrets had been laid bare for anyone to scrutinize. Hairs stood on end, and clothes moved in a faint, playful breeze that did not exist, and could not be felt. She put on the top hat, doing a little twirl, before seemingly materializing from thin air in front of Teo. "Oh, aren't you a darling. Welcome, Teo, there's a chair and a drink ready for you." And yet, even as she spoke, an equally bewildered Mithias found himself confronted by the same image of a brightly smiling woman. "And you, too, Mith. We're going to have business to discuss." She placed a single nail on his chest, the touch burning like fire, and yet at the same time somehow relaxing him, as if he'd just walked out of a hot shower. "You've found quite the pretty bauble."With a spin and a twist, the woman was back in her place once more, or both of them, it had been quite unclear. "I must introduce myself, of course! My name is Deus Ex Machina, Lord of Insanity, the Infinite Muse, the Playwright, First of the Shards of Chaos, the Inconsistency. But I prefer to be called Bob."


"Nice to meet you." Najimi says "so Bob," asura begins "care to tell us how to stop genocide?" Najimi shakes her head "quick to get down to business aren't you?" She sighs "well I just got back to find out that shit's going down. I have people to protect, stuff to do, that sort of thing." Asura replies with a shrug before looking at Bob "so......do you know how?" He asks
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