kishin asura

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Dark maka: ..... hey... just gonna go ahead and ask, do you by any chance, oh, I don't know, like me perhaps?

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me: .... I kinda thought so....

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Dark maka: heh. Insanity really is unpredictable.

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Me: ...... why....?

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Dark maka: ...... that sounds like a plan.

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me: ....'sup?

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Dark maka: *still smiling* how so?

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me: *portals to tsubaki
((Alright, and good night.... holy shit that rhymed....))

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Dark maka: I was planning on really making myself known and killing off the inhabitants of a dimension full of natural-born warriors.

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me: y'know, I think I'll go see tsubaki. Tell me if anything goes wrong. I might be able to set things back on track.

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Dark maka: *smiles* sure...

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me: .....An idea that kills two birds with one stone... awesome....

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Dark maka: you haven't even heard about the little girl. Right before I killed her, I told her where babies come from. *evil grin* and I told her every detail. Thus killing her childhood innocence before killing her.

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me: is this a great idea or what?

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Dark maka: I killed off a combination of the finest armies from several dimensions. The pile I made with the bodies was pretty impressive. *blood sliver phases her head out of dark maka's body* blood sliver: ooh! tell him about the little girl!

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me: according to dubstep geass, she's starting to fall in love. But it will be somewhat of a gradual process.

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Dark maka: I am dark maka.

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me: she might fall in love.

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Dark maka: ... what's up with the dance?

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me: it could still work!