kishin asura

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Luna said
Hey

So.... 'sup?

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Luna said
Hey sorry for vanishing I grew too upset to stay on

Hey Luna

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Tyki said
i grab d you and use her to headbutt both of you into unconciousness. you wake in your house to find stitches running up your sides and yourself to be alot thinner than earlier

*I portal in* dammit I was too late...

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Tyki said
((i prefer dis one))

((Same purpose. I mainly prefer the random ones.))

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Tyki said
((how do you think the fact that i redirected the force of the blow with the nature of the block feels on your face?))

((

Finally got to use that one.))

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Tyki said
the block holds and you get hit in the face because physics*

((Death itself is afraid of chuck norris. How do you think physics feels?))

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Tyki said
*i use a one armed block that makes the kick slide up and hit you in the face*

*the kick tears through your arm because chuck norris*

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Tyki said
i never said it missed *your leg explodes do to you being unable to control one of the greatest forces in the universe*

Goddammit. *chuck norris himself roundhouse kicks you and then portals away*

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Tyki said
*the roundhouse kick does nothing accept brake your leg as i inject her and she starts to pass out*

*the roundhouse kick hits you because it is infused with the essence of chuck norris. A force far greater than anything in the multiverse*

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Tyki said
*drags you closer and holds you down, your kicks not affecting me* now stop being a little bitch and take your medicine *covers your mouth and holds you still as i inject you, the edges of your vision fading almost immediately*

*roundhouse kicks you away from her chuck norris style. Taking the needle with you* nope.