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    1. kishin asura 12 yrs ago

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Throwing stuff at the wall and hoping it sticks

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Dark maka: why? I'm a demon in love with the devil.
*she ends up in the bar just as beta walks back in* beta: oh, you must be tsubaki. Nice to meet you. Theta-d: *punches 7138 in the stomach* not if I murder you first.
*it appears to be some sort of portable teleportation device*
theta-d: *keeps moving. Avoiding each slash* not if you keep missing.
dark maka: *blushes* y-yeah.... I can't easily die, but you get the idea...
Me: probably had something to do with her escape....
theta-d: *moves out of the way* oh come on. I'm free! How else am I gonna spend my time?
dark maka: good...
Me: ....... I sure hope theta-d didn't set any traps.
theta-d: and I could've said how you'd sell out your body for a speck of dust, but you'd probably do it for free. Beta: hey can I tell you something? Theta-d: hm? *she is then punched in the face by beta* beta: don't diss my girlfriend like that, or next time there will be more than a punch. Theta-d: pfft. That wasn't a punch. *she kicks beta through a wall* it didn't even have a kick to it.
Dark maka: I'd still try.
Me: there are things I will never understand.....
theta-d: wacko? *she fakes outrage* why I never!
Dark maka: *smiles* if you look up my skirt, I will kick you.
Me: well, last time I tried that, I gave her the ability to turn her arms into cannons..... that was about the twenty eighth time...... something about her dna just likes to mess around with me...... it's just not natural...
beta: yeah....don't look behind you....
dark maka: *chuckles* you okay?
Me: it's adaptive. And I think it's able to assimilate dna samples....
Beta: *drinks his soda*
Dark maka: ...... I could die right now, and have no regrets whatsoever...... not that I ever do, but still.....
Me: no, theta-d's dna is somehow tearing itself apart and rearranging itself. Nanobots might get crushed...-----
beta: thanks. *he takes a sip of his soda*
Dark maka: yeah...
Me: yeah, but at least theta-d didn't kill you like she does with the clones I send to try and repair her genetic structure.....
beta: not sure...
Dark maka: nice....
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