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Throwing stuff at the wall and hoping it sticks
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((Unnecessary post... I think...))
Wraithblade6 said
The slapmaster is practicing slap-kata while standing on a narrow treestump. A fly attempts to pass by."Hoooo-DOH!" In the blink of an eye, the fly is slapped out of mid air. Slapmaster makes several rapid, crazy asian slappy moves in sequence, then bows.
((... this just feels appropriate in my opinion: ))
supertinyking said
"Ahh, what kind sir?" The waiter asks.".....Honey did you do that?" She asks you.
"Pepsi." Pervy me replies
"Maybe." I reply
supertinyking said
A waiter walks over, and clears his throat."What is your prefered drink?" He asks. He looks a good deal like a fat naruto."Do I look like a dog?" Tsubaki growls, shanking the girl with a screw driver in the left kidney.
Pervy me looks at the waiter "maybe some soda." He says
"That would be an insult to-" she then vanishes
supertinyking said
"...I guess so." She says. She leads you to a table, near a window looking out onto the streets of new death city."We are all a little fucked in the head...nothing to be ashamed off." Tsubaki tells brawler.
Pervy me sits down
brawler shrugs "whatever bitch." She says
supertinyking said
"Yikes...I know..." MArie says."Ehh, to be fair I am fairly messed up too..." Tsubaki says, still holding her back.
Pervy me looks at marie "would this.... count as a date?" He asks
"So am I." I chime in "sort of."
kishin asura said
Pervy me looks around "whoa." He says "so this is what a fancy restaurant is like...."brawler looks at tsubaki "......you have no idea what messed up shit I'm into." She says "the yaoi in my collection is pretty hardcore...."
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kishin asura said
Pervy me looks around "whoa." He says "so this is what a fancy restaurant is like...."brawler looks at tsubaki "......you have no idea what messed up shit I'm into." She says "the yaoi in my collection is pretty hardcore...."
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supertinyking said
Marie leads him into the restaurant, and it seems like a very fancy place. Fancy lighting, expensive chairs and tables, fancy food...the general works.Tsubaki pulls her away, a bit dissapointed."Really? That is what you were worried about?" She asks Brawler.
Pervy me looks around "whoa." He says "so this is what a fancy restaurant is like...."
brawler looks at tsubaki "......you have no idea what messed up shit I'm into." She says "the yaoi in my collection is pretty hardcore...."
supertinyking said
Marie opens a portal, and holds her hand out to be taken. She moves rather meekly, most likely due to being nervous."Well, what is it?" Tsubaki asks, excitedly.
Pervy me grabs her hand and smiles
"Yaoi." I reply "she has a large collection of yaoi." Brawler then punches me in the face "YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!" she shrieks as she continues to punch me
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