Laggia
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9 yrs ago
Grow a thicker skin.
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9 yrs ago
"She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead"
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9 yrs ago
lemme smash
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9 yrs ago
Well, the status bar is a fun read tonight, quite a surprise of how many times a chuckle as left me.
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9 yrs ago
Who want a free helicopter ride?
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Tsh alright no gunpowder. . .no fun coocked oil is good yes and quite painfull to get over one self, and the screams of the people getting over themself is quite lovely to hear but it dosent beat the face of one getting shoot by a big iron ball right through the chest.....
Well now. So how shall my lovely Emperor join this fun
BK201 said
i had problems with gunpoweder...i rather not...'plz...
Don't worry its like the first 16th centory use of gunpowder. The shit can't hit anything so they mostly rely on bow and arrow and good ol man of steel stuff And it would probably only be used by cannons which again will only be used in siege events if they do go to war.
Well sure no gunpowder. But since they have been at war for a long time they would at least have advanced a little bit towards that field you kno
Discord came puping out of a rainbow coolered hole and was now gliding over the water with small bumps, as he yet again made reality on its head with not falling down the water" Cursed Elements of harmony." He said in a rusty tone as he had landed at land. Turning his head around he saw that he was in a forrest by a sea. " Well this is place is so stranges. . . .So rich in chaotic magic So much fun" He had standed up and changed into a fine suit with a big hat on and with a glass circle attached to a rope on his eye while moving his hands op and down each others
ruler sheet:
-name: Klausen Bronzebeard Impertors
nickname (optional, given by the people of the kingdom) The saivor of Galimaum, Tzar, Slayer of the dark pupper master
age: 32
Looks
Stands at 6'2,, a little musceler build.
While in his royal armor
-likes and dislikes (optional)
-items (weapns and other stuff): Klausen is very found of reading books within the royal libary of his empires castle. He is very draven to the wonders of nature and will sometimes take one or two of his Personal guard out for a ride through the country side, with his armor on that he holds very dear since it was his fathers armor and his father before him.
Strolls through the royal garden is also quite nice, since it has flowers everywhere to see and enjoy as a little water stream is also near by it.
The company of his trusted advisors and his generals that had helped him through the years of his struggle within the empire
-bio (optional) Born into the royal family, one would be sure that he would live the life of untold desires. .. They would be wrong. Big in land size Galimaum is quite political unstable with on the break of a civil war going on at its easten border. His father Emperor, Maximilius the Tenth, had been ruling the land with an iron fist for the last thirty years of his coming to power. Marrying a lady of his court, Queen, Madelane the sixth at a age of twenty. Klausen had watched as his mother at been butchered by political rivals of his father at the age of four. The assassins would had done the same to the royal heir if the Imperial guard hadent came to his side. With the killing of his mother he slowly became more colder and darker towards the nobles as years had come and gone.
Within the year of him taking over the throne he had fianlly founded out who killed his beloving mother. In a rage that he had founded out that his fathers faction, more specific the Advisor of the military had killed her. He started to plan to overthrow his father.By recurting his long time friend, Avanto, that was serving within the military as a captain of a five-thousand men platoon. Ordering the Shu-kun platton to be stationed at the castle as his personal guard he had managed to have them come into the castle and by his order, taken his father and his military advisor to the execution block. After getting the two of them morning had already drawen close and people were gathering at the block to vistnese that their Iron emperor as they called him was to be executed.
" My people. For thirty years you have lived in agony and dispare of the hands of the iron emperor and his advisors. For thirty years you have longed for a savor to behead the evil puppet master that has brainwashed your minds through their agents spreeding his words of lies !, " He turned to see that his friend had brought his so called father and his military advisor what he didn't suppect that he also brought the other advisors with him, all in chains.
" For thirty years i have lived among you as i was forced to flee the castle as i saw my own mother be killed in front of my eyes by the puppet masters advisors. I have lived among you and have felt how you truely feeld with the emperor and his rulling, which has driven this empire into chaos. Losing our lands to the rebels and driven our land into povity and decay. No more will this be tolorated I HERBY DECLARE MYSELF EMPEROR KLAUSEN ROYAL HEIR OF THE PROUD BRONZEBBEARDS THE NEW EMPEROR." while he had given the speech to the public that was cheering as the iron emperor had been placed on the choping block and Klausen drawen the family relic sword Pepoumbos that is rumored to be have been forged in dragon bones. Placing the sword at the back throat of the iron king and took the sword up " I HERBY DECLARE THE EVILS WILL BE NO MORE AND DEATH BY DECAPITATION IS IN ORDER!" He then lowered the sword and cut the head off clean and good, blood spraying everywhere and it would be like that for at least twenty minutes with the heads of the other advisors getting vut off as well.
Kingdom sheet:
-kingdom name: Galimaum
-brief decription The empire of Galimaum is a Absolute Monachy with the emperor having total power without having to abit to any petty laws or guide lines. Setting its points in military and production the country side will mostly be covered with farms and mines, mining stone and iron for their walls and ammo for their thebuches and their armor plus swords for their soldiers. Most of the empires land is based on planes, with his high valure to plant fields ot feed the houngry men in arms and only a few mountions which is used for mining mostly. The Bronzebeard Family have ruled over the empire in nearly two hundred years. Starting from a petty republic that turned into an kingdom and finally into a empire with the counqering of its rebel vaslle.
- a good thing about the kingdom Its military is highly trained with war veterants and bright desingers that makes machines of war for the empire
-flaw political unstable, with having a civil war at his hands and the riveling factions within the court that would use this moment to either top the emperor and killing and take over the throne for themself.
-name: Klausen Bronzebeard Impertors
nickname (optional, given by the people of the kingdom) The saivor of Galimaum, Tzar, Slayer of the dark pupper master
age: 32
Looks
Stands at 6'2,, a little musceler build.
While in his royal armor
-likes and dislikes (optional)
-items (weapns and other stuff): Klausen is very found of reading books within the royal libary of his empires castle. He is very draven to the wonders of nature and will sometimes take one or two of his Personal guard out for a ride through the country side, with his armor on that he holds very dear since it was his fathers armor and his father before him.
Strolls through the royal garden is also quite nice, since it has flowers everywhere to see and enjoy as a little water stream is also near by it.
The company of his trusted advisors and his generals that had helped him through the years of his struggle within the empire
-bio (optional) Born into the royal family, one would be sure that he would live the life of untold desires. .. They would be wrong. Big in land size Galimaum is quite political unstable with on the break of a civil war going on at its easten border. His father Emperor, Maximilius the Tenth, had been ruling the land with an iron fist for the last thirty years of his coming to power. Marrying a lady of his court, Queen, Madelane the sixth at a age of twenty. Klausen had watched as his mother at been butchered by political rivals of his father at the age of four. The assassins would had done the same to the royal heir if the Imperial guard hadent came to his side. With the killing of his mother he slowly became more colder and darker towards the nobles as years had come and gone.
Within the year of him taking over the throne he had fianlly founded out who killed his beloving mother. In a rage that he had founded out that his fathers faction, more specific the Advisor of the military had killed her. He started to plan to overthrow his father.By recurting his long time friend, Avanto, that was serving within the military as a captain of a five-thousand men platoon. Ordering the Shu-kun platton to be stationed at the castle as his personal guard he had managed to have them come into the castle and by his order, taken his father and his military advisor to the execution block. After getting the two of them morning had already drawen close and people were gathering at the block to vistnese that their Iron emperor as they called him was to be executed.
" My people. For thirty years you have lived in agony and dispare of the hands of the iron emperor and his advisors. For thirty years you have longed for a savor to behead the evil puppet master that has brainwashed your minds through their agents spreeding his words of lies !, " He turned to see that his friend had brought his so called father and his military advisor what he didn't suppect that he also brought the other advisors with him, all in chains.
" For thirty years i have lived among you as i was forced to flee the castle as i saw my own mother be killed in front of my eyes by the puppet masters advisors. I have lived among you and have felt how you truely feeld with the emperor and his rulling, which has driven this empire into chaos. Losing our lands to the rebels and driven our land into povity and decay. No more will this be tolorated I HERBY DECLARE MYSELF EMPEROR KLAUSEN ROYAL HEIR OF THE PROUD BRONZEBBEARDS THE NEW EMPEROR." while he had given the speech to the public that was cheering as the iron emperor had been placed on the choping block and Klausen drawen the family relic sword Pepoumbos that is rumored to be have been forged in dragon bones. Placing the sword at the back throat of the iron king and took the sword up " I HERBY DECLARE THE EVILS WILL BE NO MORE AND DEATH BY DECAPITATION IS IN ORDER!" He then lowered the sword and cut the head off clean and good, blood spraying everywhere and it would be like that for at least twenty minutes with the heads of the other advisors getting vut off as well.
Kingdom sheet:
-kingdom name: Galimaum
-brief decription The empire of Galimaum is a Absolute Monachy with the emperor having total power without having to abit to any petty laws or guide lines. Setting its points in military and production the country side will mostly be covered with farms and mines, mining stone and iron for their walls and ammo for their thebuches and their armor plus swords for their soldiers. Most of the empires land is based on planes, with his high valure to plant fields ot feed the houngry men in arms and only a few mountions which is used for mining mostly. The Bronzebeard Family have ruled over the empire in nearly two hundred years. Starting from a petty republic that turned into an kingdom and finally into a empire with the counqering of its rebel vaslle.
- a good thing about the kingdom Its military is highly trained with war veterants and bright desingers that makes machines of war for the empire
-flaw political unstable, with having a civil war at his hands and the riveling factions within the court that would use this moment to either top the emperor and killing and take over the throne for themself.
Name: Discord
Age: ???
Gender: Male
Abilities/skills: Discord is able to warp reality on a fundamental level, changing the physical properties of the world around him and altering natural laws almost beyond recognition. As his power is chaos, he does not seem to have an easily determinable limit to what he can alter, though he was shown to have a limited range when he attacked Ponyville, as he was unable to alter several places at once.
Weapons(if any): None
Species: draconequus
Personality: Discord is shown to be a mischievous, manipulative trickster who effortlessly pulls pranks on his targets through the use of his powerful magic, illusions and hypnotism with little to no consideration towards his victims. He has a sense of showmanship and drama, preferring to be playful towards his victims before getting down to business.
Appearance(s):
From: My little pony
Other: Choclate suff candy rain
Age: ???
Gender: Male
Abilities/skills: Discord is able to warp reality on a fundamental level, changing the physical properties of the world around him and altering natural laws almost beyond recognition. As his power is chaos, he does not seem to have an easily determinable limit to what he can alter, though he was shown to have a limited range when he attacked Ponyville, as he was unable to alter several places at once.
Weapons(if any): None
Species: draconequus
Personality: Discord is shown to be a mischievous, manipulative trickster who effortlessly pulls pranks on his targets through the use of his powerful magic, illusions and hypnotism with little to no consideration towards his victims. He has a sense of showmanship and drama, preferring to be playful towards his victims before getting down to business.
Appearance(s):
From: My little pony
Other: Choclate suff candy rain
Ves said
Sorry, but I feel as if you're trolling...
Now that is rich. . .Well belive what you want really seems like im not accepted so couldn't care less
Is that better sir Ves ?
Name: Dimitri Bjorn Resonov
Gender: Male
Age/Year: 16
Power: Hammer of Thor. He can create and fire lighting from his hands, though when he is about to use his powers he has to charge for a little while to use his hammer of Thor to eletrocute his foes.
Hero or Villain: More villain than hero
Personality: Dimitriv Sees most of the people around him as inferiors that is either not fit to live or just deemed in his eyes to be the perfect slave. His two timing face which he has used his whole life since he learned to lie has brought him to the level of a great liar which he takes form the northen god loki. He can get quite soft from time to time just for the pity of the inferior people, making him do a little good here and there
History: Born in Russia, his family moved to the Us when he was just three years old. His parents were living in the poor part of town. So Dimitri never had really anything to call his own which made him envy the other kids that were in his school since they brought their toys with them and even bragged about how their dads had bought them cool toys which he would never have. At the age of ten. He was sitting at a bench on the playground all alone for himself since he had growen quite a dislike to the other boys, even girls in his school and relly did prefare to sit alone and enjoy the sounds of nature. As he was sitting there minding his own busniess a girl came over to him dressed in all pink with a curious look on her face that was totally overlooknig Dimitri, that just ignored her at first. After ten minutes of keeping it op he started to get irrretated about her overlooking him and turned to face her with an treating look. " Piss off before i smash your face into the concret" He said in his hatefull tone, trying to get the girl away but it didn't work as he planed. Insteed she got closer towards him and so close that he himelf got a little nervos.
Since threating the kids with smashing ther heads into the concret usualy scares them off or make them cry. Just not this one girl here that just stood close to him and looked at him like he was some ecotic animal or something. Then she did it, she freaking did it. Hugging him was the freaking last thing he wanted frim her but it felt so calming and relaxing that he didn't borther evne fighting agaisnt her hugging. Having her hug him for five minutes was getting quite strange now. " OKEY STOP THE HUGGING" He yelled out which landed on deaf ears. She finaly released him after a minute or two later after he had yelled towards her. She dock behind her and fished a note book out and handed him it where it standed " Angelica. Noding a little he looked towards her and just sighed, opening the book he read the first thing 'I'm deaf" He looked looked op to her again and noded. He had a pincel in his pocket and took it out and started to write something inside the notebook 'Why are you even borthering to start contact with me' He passed the note book and looked at her face that had a strange look but as she started to write in the nootbook and handed him it again ' Because you look so sad."
He just stared at her for a second and just sighed again, with him standing op from the bench. Writing the last thing into the notebook that he took again 'Well Thanks for telling me. But please get away from me you will not gain anything from hanging around with me " He passed the book and started to walk away from her. She was just sitting on the bench looking at him as he walked away.
Fastforward three years He was soon going to get out of that shitty school of his and it couldn't be fast enough if you asked him. Dimitri had growen quite a lot. Standing behind the school he was sitting on the ground with a smoke in his hand that he took a few hivs form it. What he didn't know that hte deaf girl had been secrely watching him for the last three years since they met at the bench. She had tried to make him smile since she like to see people smile and Dimitri havent smiled even once in the three years they had went to school together.
Dimitri was thinking about how to get revnge on some punks that had cheated him out of some money He had already used his power once with calling thunder upon a three in rage. Lets just say there were once a tree there, But he couldn't use it ever since. He picked himself op and stood on his legs and walked a little, as he reached to his pocket and saw that he was out of smokes. He had to find his older smoke seller.. After two hours of walking he was now infront of his smole seller knocking three times the door was open shortly after reviling an man maybe in his early thirties " The usual" Dimitri noded and the man just closed the door and shortly returned with two packs of smokes. Paying with the last of his cash he had on him he was sure now that he had to find that little shit now and beat the living crap out of him now. Walking back to the school he was getting the feeling like he was being watched and it was getting fucking creepy. What he didn't know is that the one that was watching him was the deaf girl.
Arriving at the school again he saw that it was break time and all the fucking brats were outside playing, like there wasn't a care in the world. Sighing he walked towards his usual hanging stop, but only to find that it had been taken by the same little twat that cheated him. Quickly running over to him and doing a flying kick like in those kung fu movies he hit him in the head throwing him backwards " You own me money bitch " Dimitri now stood infront of a little whining bitch that was calling for mommy. "Now give me the money you cheated out of me or i will do some adult things towards. Wait your not even worth the hasle since your nothing more than an infeior little piece of dirt." He freaking liked saying those words each time he does say them he becomes more asureing that its true that he was superior and they were inferior. Not wanting to wait for the little whining twat to hand his money over himself. Dimitri couched down and seached the kids pockets and found his money and a little extra that he happly took from him " Yo thnaks for the extra cash twat" He laughed a little as he walked away from the scene.
What he didn expect was that the same deaf girl was now standing infront of him with an angry exprestion on her face. Quickly stoming towards dimitri she pressed his nerve that was on the neck real hard. The russian boy was just screaming and got on his knees " Fucking stop it just make it stop." She stoped as she had learned to read lips in the three years and could mostly understand what people were saying. Holding her hand out he just looked at her with a dum exprestion but slowly gave the extra money to her which she walked to the boy that was laying on the ground and put the money into his pocket. Walking back she took Dimitri by the ear and dragged him along. " Fucking hell that hurts !" He wondered why he even let her boss him around like he was some inferior scum.
Reaching the stop that she usual draged him too she just shoke her head and wrote something on a piece of paper and reached him it 'Be nicer to the kids Dimitri, since the teacher knows about your vilote skipings of school !' He just shugged " So let the dragon know what im doing. Still under age so the cops can't do jackshit towards me " He said with a smile on his lips but got a flat hand dashed on his cheek and with the deaf girl walking awa. He saw her walk away with his hand holding where she had hit him, wondering what just happened.
Three years after the incedent he had growen even more now at 6'0 feet tall, but still slim as slim shady. He had gotten more control over his power that he had doubed Hammer of thor since he freaking loved norse mythologic. Sure with him getting more control over his power he had been spoted and was now going to be enrolling into sky high a school for teenagers like him with diffrent powers that he kinda finded cool since maybe he could find supiror people like himself among the students
Appearance:
6'0 Feet
.Slim build
Other: Can tiger kung fu,
Gender: Male
Age/Year: 16
Power: Hammer of Thor. He can create and fire lighting from his hands, though when he is about to use his powers he has to charge for a little while to use his hammer of Thor to eletrocute his foes.
Hero or Villain: More villain than hero
Personality: Dimitriv Sees most of the people around him as inferiors that is either not fit to live or just deemed in his eyes to be the perfect slave. His two timing face which he has used his whole life since he learned to lie has brought him to the level of a great liar which he takes form the northen god loki. He can get quite soft from time to time just for the pity of the inferior people, making him do a little good here and there
History: Born in Russia, his family moved to the Us when he was just three years old. His parents were living in the poor part of town. So Dimitri never had really anything to call his own which made him envy the other kids that were in his school since they brought their toys with them and even bragged about how their dads had bought them cool toys which he would never have. At the age of ten. He was sitting at a bench on the playground all alone for himself since he had growen quite a dislike to the other boys, even girls in his school and relly did prefare to sit alone and enjoy the sounds of nature. As he was sitting there minding his own busniess a girl came over to him dressed in all pink with a curious look on her face that was totally overlooknig Dimitri, that just ignored her at first. After ten minutes of keeping it op he started to get irrretated about her overlooking him and turned to face her with an treating look. " Piss off before i smash your face into the concret" He said in his hatefull tone, trying to get the girl away but it didn't work as he planed. Insteed she got closer towards him and so close that he himelf got a little nervos.
Since threating the kids with smashing ther heads into the concret usualy scares them off or make them cry. Just not this one girl here that just stood close to him and looked at him like he was some ecotic animal or something. Then she did it, she freaking did it. Hugging him was the freaking last thing he wanted frim her but it felt so calming and relaxing that he didn't borther evne fighting agaisnt her hugging. Having her hug him for five minutes was getting quite strange now. " OKEY STOP THE HUGGING" He yelled out which landed on deaf ears. She finaly released him after a minute or two later after he had yelled towards her. She dock behind her and fished a note book out and handed him it where it standed " Angelica. Noding a little he looked towards her and just sighed, opening the book he read the first thing 'I'm deaf" He looked looked op to her again and noded. He had a pincel in his pocket and took it out and started to write something inside the notebook 'Why are you even borthering to start contact with me' He passed the note book and looked at her face that had a strange look but as she started to write in the nootbook and handed him it again ' Because you look so sad."
He just stared at her for a second and just sighed again, with him standing op from the bench. Writing the last thing into the notebook that he took again 'Well Thanks for telling me. But please get away from me you will not gain anything from hanging around with me " He passed the book and started to walk away from her. She was just sitting on the bench looking at him as he walked away.
Fastforward three years He was soon going to get out of that shitty school of his and it couldn't be fast enough if you asked him. Dimitri had growen quite a lot. Standing behind the school he was sitting on the ground with a smoke in his hand that he took a few hivs form it. What he didn't know that hte deaf girl had been secrely watching him for the last three years since they met at the bench. She had tried to make him smile since she like to see people smile and Dimitri havent smiled even once in the three years they had went to school together.
Dimitri was thinking about how to get revnge on some punks that had cheated him out of some money He had already used his power once with calling thunder upon a three in rage. Lets just say there were once a tree there, But he couldn't use it ever since. He picked himself op and stood on his legs and walked a little, as he reached to his pocket and saw that he was out of smokes. He had to find his older smoke seller.. After two hours of walking he was now infront of his smole seller knocking three times the door was open shortly after reviling an man maybe in his early thirties " The usual" Dimitri noded and the man just closed the door and shortly returned with two packs of smokes. Paying with the last of his cash he had on him he was sure now that he had to find that little shit now and beat the living crap out of him now. Walking back to the school he was getting the feeling like he was being watched and it was getting fucking creepy. What he didn't know is that the one that was watching him was the deaf girl.
Arriving at the school again he saw that it was break time and all the fucking brats were outside playing, like there wasn't a care in the world. Sighing he walked towards his usual hanging stop, but only to find that it had been taken by the same little twat that cheated him. Quickly running over to him and doing a flying kick like in those kung fu movies he hit him in the head throwing him backwards " You own me money bitch " Dimitri now stood infront of a little whining bitch that was calling for mommy. "Now give me the money you cheated out of me or i will do some adult things towards. Wait your not even worth the hasle since your nothing more than an infeior little piece of dirt." He freaking liked saying those words each time he does say them he becomes more asureing that its true that he was superior and they were inferior. Not wanting to wait for the little whining twat to hand his money over himself. Dimitri couched down and seached the kids pockets and found his money and a little extra that he happly took from him " Yo thnaks for the extra cash twat" He laughed a little as he walked away from the scene.
What he didn expect was that the same deaf girl was now standing infront of him with an angry exprestion on her face. Quickly stoming towards dimitri she pressed his nerve that was on the neck real hard. The russian boy was just screaming and got on his knees " Fucking stop it just make it stop." She stoped as she had learned to read lips in the three years and could mostly understand what people were saying. Holding her hand out he just looked at her with a dum exprestion but slowly gave the extra money to her which she walked to the boy that was laying on the ground and put the money into his pocket. Walking back she took Dimitri by the ear and dragged him along. " Fucking hell that hurts !" He wondered why he even let her boss him around like he was some inferior scum.
Reaching the stop that she usual draged him too she just shoke her head and wrote something on a piece of paper and reached him it 'Be nicer to the kids Dimitri, since the teacher knows about your vilote skipings of school !' He just shugged " So let the dragon know what im doing. Still under age so the cops can't do jackshit towards me " He said with a smile on his lips but got a flat hand dashed on his cheek and with the deaf girl walking awa. He saw her walk away with his hand holding where she had hit him, wondering what just happened.
Three years after the incedent he had growen even more now at 6'0 feet tall, but still slim as slim shady. He had gotten more control over his power that he had doubed Hammer of thor since he freaking loved norse mythologic. Sure with him getting more control over his power he had been spoted and was now going to be enrolling into sky high a school for teenagers like him with diffrent powers that he kinda finded cool since maybe he could find supiror people like himself among the students
Appearance:
6'0 Feet
.Slim build
Other: Can tiger kung fu,
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