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    1. Laggia 12 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Grow a thicker skin.
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9 yrs ago
"She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead"
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9 yrs ago
lemme smash
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9 yrs ago
Well, the status bar is a fun read tonight, quite a surprise of how many times a chuckle as left me.
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9 yrs ago
Who want a free helicopter ride?
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Jacob was still runing from roof top to roof top. as he climed op at an edfe of the roof he head the sound of a gun shoot. Quickly regarless of what could happen he threw himself on the ground only getting a strach of bullet on his left hand but sure as hell it hurted just to get the afterwind of the bullet. The hand were surely not usable for at least a few days and now he got a probably infection in his leg since he had jumped down on a broken peice of wood that he took out with force, having his mouth closed the whole time he couldnt help but wanting to stream out in pain. As he took it out the first thing he did was to take his bag and take the last mag he had for the Megastar. 10mm rounds which wasnt his favorite but it could do since it did manage to kill people. After that he took some bandages out of the bag and something rare in this time which he would had spend on another time. Wodka a real bottle of wodka.

He started to open the bottle and dip the bandage in wodka and take the bandage around the wound.
forget that i wrote i saw it to jumpy on the gun
Kentashi Yamoto jumped out op from the couch he had been sleeping on. Smelling the air he even grinned even wickly " Such a good morning. . .. Time for some fun!" He just laughed jumping as he moved forwards only to hit the door frame and falling down on the ground " Oh my face my beaudiful face its ruind !" He was pretty tall for a japanese guy to be. Like really tall 6'6 feet or 198 cm tall, but slender like slenderman. After he got himself op from the ground he went to the bathrooms to take a piss. After finishing he walked back to the HQ. As he returned to smiled to see that he his RPK was just laying there on the ground. He quickly bend over and got it " My baby ! oh yes my baby dadys here !"
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nope running the other way from her towards more into the city so ore centerish to find some new ammo or eapons to use ot strike terror and fear into the hearts of small chuldren and women
Um pure hes more running the other diretion than you to get away from you
Jacob stoped as he saw her jump onto another roof " I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN MY LITTLE PRETTY THING AND I WILL GET THAT BODY OF YOURS DEAD OR ALIVE !" Jacob put his machette back into its place on his back and quickly ran to his bag and picked it op and jumped to another roof the other way she took. picking himself op from the edge he took his machete out and keep running from roof top to roop top since she probably had more bullets in her gun since he was a crazy fucktard to use them all.
Yay i can be crazy fucked op Explostion guy !

and the black are already out numbered *sigh*
" Sorry honey but i took exeption to that rejectiong now i would so much fuck the red right out of you " He smiled as he stood op and runned towards her with fireing the last five bullets in his mag and ready to strike her with his machette " Blood for the blood god. BLOOD FOR THE BLOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD ! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!"
In The Warren 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
(Will add more to the history when i feel like it )

Name: Maximilius De Fancis Von Hanssen

Age: 28

Class (Warrener, Noble Merchent) Noble

Sub Class :(Assassin Thives Fence Guard. Feel free to make up your own sub class ) Paladin/ Holy warrior (No Holy light magic stuff dont worry)

Power/Gift (please Keep in mind only Warreners have magic abilitys, How ever If your one of the other classes you can have enchanted items):
Maximilius's armor has been enchanted with an strength boost, that makes him two times stronger then his own weight with the armor on him. ( The armor weights 40 Kg/88 lbs. It also has an Reflex enchantment that makes him faster than the normal human, In that armor but only if he wears the armor will all the enchantments be activated. His sword has an enchantment that makes it's edges more shaper, to be able to cut more things. An other enchantment is that the sword becomes lighter with the combination of wearing the armor )

History: Maximilius. Born into the De Fancis Von Hanssen family, was as secured as he could be as the family has been a supporter of the Royal family for generations and have even served them as guardians for more than six generations. Maximiliuses birth was quite a stressfull event, as there was rain thunder and the lord of the estate wasn't home that that moment to see his first born come to this world. The lord of the house Michael was doing some busniss for the crown. As he was about to leave for the stables to get his horse one of his servents had come riding on a servent horse " My lord the lady. She giving birth " Micheal with a shoked expration quickly, to mount his horse and in full speed riding towards the Estate. Hopeing that he were fast enough to witness the birth of this first child.

Ariving at the Estate he quickly jumped off the horse and stormed inside his villa. Running op the stairs, followed by him running the hallway and finally reaching the bedroom just in time to see his first child be born, hearing it crying he smiled as he was panting a little " My lady its a healthy baby boy" the maid said as she reached to the cloth to put it in, walking over to the lady. Micheal was just walking closer to his wife that was smiling op towards her husband with a tired and fragile look " Its an heir for our line my dear." She soon have a shake " Dear i. . . i can't see dear whats going one." Blood also started to pure out down there. Micheal went to his knees and hold her hand " Don't worry dear you will be okey i swear. Get the Pyssisian quickly ! " He was somewhat shouting as the maid qucikly ran out of the room. Micheal keep rubbing his wife's hand. " Hunny i feel funny i'm feeling like my body is slowly gaining weight. . " With that as the Pyssician they had living within the villa entered the room. Micheal just keep rubbing her hand and pushed a little on her shoulder " Dear please dear say something please " But not a word came out. She was stone hard dead

Two years later since he his son had been born. Micheal had never really been the same since his wife's death,he stoped to read his books in the families Libary, getting into drinking.

Maximilius had been breast feed by one of the maids by the orders of his father, since he didn't want his only son to die or anything regarding to the pains on the world. His two years of living had been quite. . .. interesting. He had already learned to walk somehow so we was walking around the villa, totally amaized by all the big things that were in the hallways. He walked towards a big shiny thing that he thought that he could touch, smiling he began to walk towards it and bend down to feel its cold feet when he did reach the shiny thing. His father was walking the halls while having had his morning wine in his hand.. He soon came to were his little son were and had mixed feelings. Here is son was without any servants to look after him. Sighing he walked over to his little kid and picked him op, with Maximilius just laughing as he got taken high op in the air form his view. " Okey little exploror back to you're bed " He smiled as he looked down at him, in his arms as he took his pinky finger for the little kid to grap and start suck on.

Ariving at his room he saw the maids cleaning the room " Okey what of look after him do you three not understand" Micheal had his forcefull comanding voice or 'Working voice' as he called it. The maids just noded and took the little kid from their lords arms and put him in the bed .

It was Maximiliuses sixth birthday and Maxiimilius sat around the eating table with his father sitting beside him, his aunt right over his father, his uncle beside the aunt and his second aunt beside his father and two teenager looking girls sitting beside her. Maximilius was quite happy he had gotten a pocket watch by his first aunt, and a shiny sword that was really too big for him at his current age. " Aunt Jessica what is so special about that sword you gave me ?" He asked as he just got a heart warmly smile back " Why me dear its special because it has been passed down through the family for generations and i have gotten our old relic enchanted with two things
Other: ,making it much much lighter than it looks like and that it can cut even through steel if you keep it in good shape my little suger bun" She smiled at him but his the fathers eye twiched but choose not to rage out on them since it was his sons birthday. After eating in the dinner room The father had the son had choosen to see the sword " My son this is a secrad heir relic. Never lose this even if it meas death, NEVER and i say never bring his honour to the family name or our forfathers will come and hunt you and the next ten generations" Maximilius was shaking in fear and noded.

Looks in his armor

his face i know Ezio for the win !
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