[Tendoukyu, Flame Haze Territory]
Iskander scratched his chin, glancing at Yuji and Shana. "...huh? Kids?" How on earth was he supposed to get drunk with kids? They'd probably pass out in two cups.
Joan of Arc, meanwhile, did a little bow and smiled. "I am a Counter Guardian in a contract with the counter force Alaya, and my acquaintance here is Iskander, a heroic spirit in a contract with the counter force Gaia. We are here because we heard an entity called "Alastor" resides here, and that we share common interests in maintaining balance."
She then looked over at Iskander. "Rather, I am here to discuss that. Iskander here just wants to get drunk."
The said Macedonian heroic spirit turned to Margery Daw and grinned, smashing open the barrel and offered her a ladle. "Want a drink?" he grinned.
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And Gaia really considered sending the Counter Guardian Joan of Arc right then and there in the meeting between the Alliance and the Time Lords so that she could tear down the imposter, but it wasn't sentient enough to troll like that. It was still troll enough to summon Lancelot, Gawain and Mordred against Britannia though.
[Tendoukyu, Flame Haze Territory]
The Heroic Spirit Iskander the great was riding his great chariot, the Gordius Wheel, flying through the sky with one passenger on board. Beside him, on the chariot, was that passenger, the Counter Guardian Joan of Arc.
Of course, Iskander probably didn't tell the flame haze they were coming, but oh well. They weren't armed, although that would be little consolation against a servant.
With the chariot landing - rather violently - on the floating island, both Counter Guardian and Heroic Spirit stepped off of the chariot.
"HELLO!" Iskander bellowed out, with no sense of restraint as usual. "IS ANYONE HOME!?" He had under his arm a giant barrel of fine wine that he had picked up in the united nations beforehand. Of course, if these people preferred, he also had a giant barrel of beer as well on his chariot. Joan of Arc, standing beside him, simply waited for a response to Iskander's call for anyone.
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[United Nations territory]
The Heroic Spirit Tamamo was in the United Nations, hunting for a Kantai Collection figurine when she saw a newspaper clipping of the United Nations leader Tama giving a speech. And with that, the heroic spirit with the fluffy tail knew instantly.
She was the one.
Husbando found.
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[Hanging Gardens of Babylon]
"Heh, quite, although I have the feeling that they actually do have some semblance of Saber in their history." EMIYA grimaced, thinking of Britannia's blasphemous use of Arthurian legend in their naming.
"As for coming to help you cook, well, I'd love to, but I have to keep Assassin out of the kitchen here." EMIYA told her. "That, and I have to do the cooking here too. Heroic Spirits are surprisingly picky about what they eat, but I suppose that's what happens when they're monarchs used to extravagant feasts."
[Tendoukyu, Flame Haze Territory]
The Heroic Spirit Iskander the great was riding his great chariot, the Gordius Wheel, flying through the sky with one passenger on board. Beside him, on the chariot, was that passenger, the Counter Guardian Joan of Arc.
Of course, Iskander probably didn't tell the flame haze they were coming, but oh well. They weren't armed, although that would be little consolation against a servant.
With the chariot landing - rather violently - on the floating island, both Counter Guardian and Heroic Spirit stepped off of the chariot.
"HELLO!" Iskander bellowed out, with no sense of restraint as usual. "IS ANYONE HOME!?" He had under his arm a giant barrel of fine wine that he had picked up in the united nations beforehand. Of course, if these people preferred, he also had a giant barrel of beer as well on his chariot. Joan of Arc, standing beside him, simply waited for a response to Iskander's call for anyone.
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[United Nations territory]
The Heroic Spirit Tamamo was in the United Nations, hunting for a Kantai Collection figurine when she saw a newspaper clipping of the United Nations leader Tama giving a speech. And with that, the heroic spirit with the fluffy tail knew instantly.
She was the one.
Husbando found.
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[Hanging Gardens of Babylon]
"Heh, quite, although I have the feeling that they actually do have some semblance of Saber in their history." EMIYA grimaced, thinking of Britannia's blasphemous use of Arthurian legend in their naming.
"As for coming to help you cook, well, I'd love to, but I have to keep Assassin out of the kitchen here." EMIYA told her. "That, and I have to do the cooking here too. Heroic Spirits are surprisingly picky about what they eat, but I suppose that's what happens when they're monarchs used to extravagant feasts."
Speaking of Britannia...
I've added three heroic spirits. I think the Britannians would have a double take when they see who they are xD
I've added three heroic spirits. I think the Britannians would have a double take when they see who they are xD
[Hanging Gardens of Babylon, in orbit over the Tropic of Cancer]
"Humph, you're the ones who have the human capable of speaking the unified language and you're still scared of us?" EMIYA chuckled without hiding it this time before clearing his throat. "Of course we intend to inform you before we do anything drastic, but even then I highly doubt that the mages association would do something that would require our intervention. As for Saber, well, she's here but not in a talking mood. Let's just say she really doesn't like the Britannian nation and how it turned out."
Hearing the conversation turn to Gilgamesh, EMIYA let out a sigh. "In all honesty, I have no idea. Who knows what goes on in his head? Although it could be the fact that Semiramis was deified as Ishtar, thereby making it possible that she is Gilgamesh's mother and he's just being a huge mommy's boy at the moment."
"Humph, you're the ones who have the human capable of speaking the unified language and you're still scared of us?" EMIYA chuckled without hiding it this time before clearing his throat. "Of course we intend to inform you before we do anything drastic, but even then I highly doubt that the mages association would do something that would require our intervention. As for Saber, well, she's here but not in a talking mood. Let's just say she really doesn't like the Britannian nation and how it turned out."
Hearing the conversation turn to Gilgamesh, EMIYA let out a sigh. "In all honesty, I have no idea. Who knows what goes on in his head? Although it could be the fact that Semiramis was deified as Ishtar, thereby making it possible that she is Gilgamesh's mother and he's just being a huge mommy's boy at the moment."
[Hanging Gardens of Babylon, still flying over the Tropic of Cancer]
When Semiramis had announced that something was approaching the Hanging Gardens, EMIYA had been tasked to investigate lest it be a threat sent to pre-emptively eliminate the counter forces and heroic spirits. As such, EMIYA had approached the entrance hall expecting a possible fight. He had also possibly expected dignitaries and diplomats trying to get them to break their neutrality.
What he certainly did not expect was Tohsaka Rin in a magical girl outfit.
Taking one look at Rin, the Heroic Spirit who was once summoned as Archer under the master Rin Tohsaka swiftly turned his head and brought his hand up to his mouth. However, even with that it was painfully obvious he was trying to hide a chuckle.
"In truth, it's a mystery to ourselves as well." EMIYA explained, having managed to compose himself. "The most I can suggest is that there are a variety of entities called with the multiverse collisions that have the potential to destroy both the human race and the planet as an existence."
"So in other words," Semiramis said as she approached, "Consider the entire mess at the moment as one giant catastrophe, and we've been sent to keep an eye out in case something goes horribly out of hand." the Assassin stated, choosing to decline commenting on the maturity of Rin's choice of appearance.
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Meanwhile, Gilgamesh suddenly felt cranky. "DARN MAGES USING MY INTERNET AGAIN!"
When Semiramis had announced that something was approaching the Hanging Gardens, EMIYA had been tasked to investigate lest it be a threat sent to pre-emptively eliminate the counter forces and heroic spirits. As such, EMIYA had approached the entrance hall expecting a possible fight. He had also possibly expected dignitaries and diplomats trying to get them to break their neutrality.
What he certainly did not expect was Tohsaka Rin in a magical girl outfit.
Taking one look at Rin, the Heroic Spirit who was once summoned as Archer under the master Rin Tohsaka swiftly turned his head and brought his hand up to his mouth. However, even with that it was painfully obvious he was trying to hide a chuckle.
"In truth, it's a mystery to ourselves as well." EMIYA explained, having managed to compose himself. "The most I can suggest is that there are a variety of entities called with the multiverse collisions that have the potential to destroy both the human race and the planet as an existence."
"So in other words," Semiramis said as she approached, "Consider the entire mess at the moment as one giant catastrophe, and we've been sent to keep an eye out in case something goes horribly out of hand." the Assassin stated, choosing to decline commenting on the maturity of Rin's choice of appearance.
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Meanwhile, Gilgamesh suddenly felt cranky. "DARN MAGES USING MY INTERNET AGAIN!"
Ayo.
[Hanging Gardens of Babylon, in high orbing flying along the tropic of cancer]
The subconsciousness forces known as Gaia and Alaya were omnipresent upon the planet, having learned of the intruders, the strangers and the warring factions. Since time immemorial, before any of these factions had learned to carve stones into knives, Gaia existed. The Planet existed. And it would ensure that it would continue to do so, no matter what alien horrors, abominations and human weapons of mass destructions converged upon it.
Tyranid Hive. Attempting devouring of local life. Victory would result in destruction of planet. UNACCEPTABLE.
The second counter force, Alaya, was also in motion. After all, it served the subconscious desires of humanity, first and foremost being its desire for survival, but also it's desire for freedom.
Holy Britannian Empire. Emperor Lelouch Vi Britannia attempting subjugation of all humankind. Counter to desires of independence. UNACCEPTABLE.
Tyranid Hive. Attempting devouring of local life. Victory would result in annihilation of humanity. UNACCEPTABLE
Necron Force. Attempting takeover planet. Victory would result in annihilation of humanity. UNACCEPTABLE
Cravers. Attempting devouring of local organisms. Victory would result in annihilation of humanity. UNACCEPTABLE.
Decepticons. Attempting subjugation of humankind. Counter to greater desires of independence. UNACCEPTABLE.
Alien threats and emperors bent on conquering humankind and holding nuclear weapons in order to do so. Truly, these were dark times. But it was in these dark times that the two counter forces summoned the counter guardians and heroic spirits, legendary warriors who would preserve the two most basic demands of the existence of the planet. Even now, those heroic spirits valiantly fight...
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"...what... exactly are you doing, Semiramis?" a silver haired counter guardian with a red cloak known only as EMIYA asked Semiramis, the wise queen of Assyria and the creator of the stronghold of the Heroic Spirits, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, as she sat at a desk and typed away on a computer.
"Applying for a license." she answered simply.
"...A... license?" EMIYA asked. "Why on earth would you need a license?"
"The New Earth Government's airspace laws are extremely strict." The thousands of years old queen answered simply. "I'd rather not declare war on them simply by entering, so while it takes longer I would much prefer the more peaceful method in this case. Besides, we are not to take any sides, so we shouldn't antagonize a side either."
"I see." EMIYA nodded. "...but why do you have need to go there anyways?"
Semiramis grimaced. "The sooner I get in there, the sooner I can get "The Admiral's Great Tactics X" for the Macedonian and get him to be quiet for a few days." she muttered as she backed away from the keyboard inspected her license registration.
"New United Nations Airspace Entrance License Registration
Name: Semiramis
Age: 2824
Occupation: Heroic Spirit
Name and model of aircraft for license: Anti-World Noble Phantasm "Hanging Gardens of Babylon"
Reason for Application: To legally enter N.U.N territory so a really loud acquaintance of mine can go purchase that new video game on sale"
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As Gaia and Alaya had forbidden the counter guardians and heroic spirits from taking any sides, the summoned legendary heroes had ended up with a lot of nothing to do. Some, like Arturia, spent time reminiscing about just how much their lands had changed - Arturia, in particular, had been extremely displeased, to say the least, when she discovered just how totalitarian her land of "Britannia" had become.
Other servants, however, required other ways to pass the time - efforts mostly spearheaded by an extremely loud Macedonian known as Alexander the Great. Under his guidance, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon was now equipped with a satellite dish linking them to Wireless Hi Speed internet Satellites and HD television. The Hanging Gardens now had it's own Wi-Fi, under the password "KotomineShirou4lyfe". EMIYA never really understood why Semiramis made such a password. The interior of the gardens had also been outfitted with private rooms for all the spirits and guardians, guest rooms for any visiting foreign dignitary that the spirits felt they needed to have a "talk" with, highly expensive alienware computers optimized for gaming (Alexander had been highly adamant on this part) and the dining hall of the gardens was now outfitted with a giant 100 inch plasma screen TV on which the servants would watch "Prisma Kaleid Mercury" as they ate meals cooked by EMIYA, who made sure Semiramis was never allowed within 50 metres of the kitchen.
TVs, furnishings, computers, satellite dish, Wi Fi subscription and HD TV subscriptions all legally paid for by funds provided by Gilgamesh.
The subconsciousness forces known as Gaia and Alaya were omnipresent upon the planet, having learned of the intruders, the strangers and the warring factions. Since time immemorial, before any of these factions had learned to carve stones into knives, Gaia existed. The Planet existed. And it would ensure that it would continue to do so, no matter what alien horrors, abominations and human weapons of mass destructions converged upon it.
Tyranid Hive. Attempting devouring of local life. Victory would result in destruction of planet. UNACCEPTABLE.
The second counter force, Alaya, was also in motion. After all, it served the subconscious desires of humanity, first and foremost being its desire for survival, but also it's desire for freedom.
Holy Britannian Empire. Emperor Lelouch Vi Britannia attempting subjugation of all humankind. Counter to desires of independence. UNACCEPTABLE.
Tyranid Hive. Attempting devouring of local life. Victory would result in annihilation of humanity. UNACCEPTABLE
Necron Force. Attempting takeover planet. Victory would result in annihilation of humanity. UNACCEPTABLE
Cravers. Attempting devouring of local organisms. Victory would result in annihilation of humanity. UNACCEPTABLE.
Decepticons. Attempting subjugation of humankind. Counter to greater desires of independence. UNACCEPTABLE.
Alien threats and emperors bent on conquering humankind and holding nuclear weapons in order to do so. Truly, these were dark times. But it was in these dark times that the two counter forces summoned the counter guardians and heroic spirits, legendary warriors who would preserve the two most basic demands of the existence of the planet. Even now, those heroic spirits valiantly fight...
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"...what... exactly are you doing, Semiramis?" a silver haired counter guardian with a red cloak known only as EMIYA asked Semiramis, the wise queen of Assyria and the creator of the stronghold of the Heroic Spirits, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, as she sat at a desk and typed away on a computer.
"Applying for a license." she answered simply.
"...A... license?" EMIYA asked. "Why on earth would you need a license?"
"The New Earth Government's airspace laws are extremely strict." The thousands of years old queen answered simply. "I'd rather not declare war on them simply by entering, so while it takes longer I would much prefer the more peaceful method in this case. Besides, we are not to take any sides, so we shouldn't antagonize a side either."
"I see." EMIYA nodded. "...but why do you have need to go there anyways?"
Semiramis grimaced. "The sooner I get in there, the sooner I can get "The Admiral's Great Tactics X" for the Macedonian and get him to be quiet for a few days." she muttered as she backed away from the keyboard inspected her license registration.
"New United Nations Airspace Entrance License Registration
Name: Semiramis
Age: 2824
Occupation: Heroic Spirit
Name and model of aircraft for license: Anti-World Noble Phantasm "Hanging Gardens of Babylon"
Reason for Application: To legally enter N.U.N territory so a really loud acquaintance of mine can go purchase that new video game on sale"
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As Gaia and Alaya had forbidden the counter guardians and heroic spirits from taking any sides, the summoned legendary heroes had ended up with a lot of nothing to do. Some, like Arturia, spent time reminiscing about just how much their lands had changed - Arturia, in particular, had been extremely displeased, to say the least, when she discovered just how totalitarian her land of "Britannia" had become.
Other servants, however, required other ways to pass the time - efforts mostly spearheaded by an extremely loud Macedonian known as Alexander the Great. Under his guidance, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon was now equipped with a satellite dish linking them to Wireless Hi Speed internet Satellites and HD television. The Hanging Gardens now had it's own Wi-Fi, under the password "KotomineShirou4lyfe". EMIYA never really understood why Semiramis made such a password. The interior of the gardens had also been outfitted with private rooms for all the spirits and guardians, guest rooms for any visiting foreign dignitary that the spirits felt they needed to have a "talk" with, highly expensive alienware computers optimized for gaming (Alexander had been highly adamant on this part) and the dining hall of the gardens was now outfitted with a giant 100 inch plasma screen TV on which the servants would watch "Prisma Kaleid Mercury" as they ate meals cooked by EMIYA, who made sure Semiramis was never allowed within 50 metres of the kitchen.
TVs, furnishings, computers, satellite dish, Wi Fi subscription and HD TV subscriptions all legally paid for by funds provided by Gilgamesh.
Added one more character into team Counter Force
So the Tyranids will consume each planet they go to, huh... looks like Gaia got her "threat to the survival of the planet"
Oh, don't worry about adding the counter guardians to the map. They just chill on the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, which just floats around the world like a low orbiting satellite
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