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Too many inside jokes, I guess. Anyway, from now on, this is the theme music whenever Celica and Alice are having a conversation:
*Alice rolls dice*

1. Critical Failure. Alice and all characters currently near her suffer an INT penalty.
Celica took a pause in scanning the document in front of her to take a sip from her cup of coffee, the liquid scorching as it flowed down her throat. Then her gaze turned back to the paper, brows knitting together in an irritated frown.

As she walked to the site specified by the announcement, coffee in one hand, paper in the other, and duffel bag hanging from her shoulder, she repeatedly paused in her examination to frustratedly simmer on the Academy’s lack of respect for its own schedule. After yesterday’s morning session, being woken up earlier than she had planned, by an announcement which she could only imagine preluded more of the same torture as before did not have a positive effect on her mood. The previous day’s clothing had been replaced by new, clean apparel, but she wondered how long that would survive.

She had assumed the papers in her hand would provide some amusement, but, while clearly written in Alice’s taut handwriting, all hard lines, there was a notable absence of the loose tongue she imagined had led to the paperwork being rejected. In fact, there was nothing she could see in the writing itself that was out of place.

“This is starting to annoy me,” she commented, idly, forcing her lips into a crooked smile.

“What is?” Alice asked, cocking her head to one side slightly in curiosity.

Celica shook the paper in her hand. “I can’t see what keeps getting you turned down. I mean, even if you were giving them hate mail, we are walking nukes. What would the problem be with shipping a gun?” She looked back at the form and grimaced distastefully. “For how long have you been trying to get this done?”

Alice shrugged in defeat, “About once a month for eight or nine months. I keep getting this ‘your request could not be processed’ type response. It’s infuriating.”

“I can imagine…” For a moment, Celica had the strangest urge to empty the rest of her drink on to the document, if only so she didn’t have to look at it any more. Then something struck her. “Wait, so you weren’t actually getting rejected.”

Alice stopped dead in her tracks, staring at Celica, “What do you mean?” she demanded.

Celica turned to look at her. Suddenly, it was Alice’s head she wanted to dunk the scalding coffee on. “If they were denying your requests, they would have explicitly said so. ‘Could not be processed’ is the kind of automated response one gets when there’s a mistake in the paperwork.” She turned to look at the paper, and the problem was so glaringly obvious she wondered how she could not have noticed it at first glance. “Alice, you’re trying to get permission to mail a gun over. Why are you addressing it to the Human Resource Management office?”

Alice looked blankly at Celica, then to the letter in her hand, then back to Celica, and snatched the letter, reading it with a scowl. “I don’t see the issue.” She admitted with a grumble, “But I’m guessing it’s not with my prose.”

“They don’t deal with that stuff, of course you’re not going to get anything out it if you ask them.” Celica started walking again, one hand massaging her temple. “And you’ve been doing this for a year?” She didn’t know whether she should laugh herself silly or cry.

Alice then heard Celica’s words about Human Resources, which somehow had managed to completely slip by her. “Wait. Wait. I’ve been addressing this to the Human Resources office?”

“Yes,” she told her, curtly.

Alice smacked her forehead in exasperation, “You know, you’d think after all the training I’ve had, I would notice what people say. And what I write on letters.”

“One would think,” Celica agreed, dryly. They were almost to the rendezvous point, and the murmur of conversing student’s slowly began drifting into earshot. “But you’ve never been about doing what’s expected, now have you?”

“Expectation is subjective. Some people might’ve expected me to do something, who knows?” Alice shot back.

“Well, I can’t believe you expected to get your gun out of this. And you did it, what? Ten times? I can’t get over it.” Celica shook her head disbelievingly. There was something here to be said about insanity, but she could not recall the quote.

“это пиздец,” Alice grumbled, “How the hell do I not notice this? You’d think that in this day and age you wouldn’t even have to handle paper, but no, you still have to bother with a pen, paper, and apparently having one wrong digit in a number.”

She leaned against the wall, sighing in exasperation. “Well, guess I’ll fix the address. Thanks.” She said awkwardly, shifting uncomfortably a little.

As they reached the waiting area, Celica took a gulp of her coffee, letting out a long sigh. “Don’t mention it. Really. I should be making fun of you, but I don’t even want to think about it anymore,” she added, dropping her bag against the wall.
Don't worry. Compared to the waiting times in some other RPs I've taken a part in, a weekend post is almost too soon. Anyway, we're trying to get a post up with Mono and Nim. Should be ready to post either later today or tomorrow, I'd think, and then you can move the scene to wherever it needs to be.
A pair of dueling violins drowned the soft humming of the engine as the carriage sped along its path, passing in front of stores, restaurants, and apartments. It was a veritable shopping district. People hustled and bustled with the rhythm of a living, breathing city, and the green of bushes and trees planted all along the path gave the place an open feeling that made it difficult to believe the area was enclosed within a building.

Celica yawned tiredly, stretching protesting arms before glancing around the carriage. There were other people in the cart with her, but none she could give a name to. Maybe a face or two she remembered seeing somewhere else, but she could be mistaken. The Academy was vibrant, true, but at times there was a certain anonymity to places as crowded as this, and many new faces had moved in with the coming year.

Her eyes roamed back to the window, momentarily glancing at her translucent reflection. Clear blue eyes stared back, half-lidded. Dark, straight black hair fell down past her shoulders, framing a pretty face of pale complexion, one of those that remained that way regardless of how much sun one shone down on it. She had taken comfortable clothes that day, some of her favorites. Boots, loose, gray cargo pants and a white, form-fitting t-shirt completed her ensemble. A black, sooty line covered a good chunk of the shirt’s left shoulder.

Letting out a soft groan that drew a couple of curious looks, she leaned back on her seat, closing her eyes. The feeling of the carriage decelerating and the announcement that it was her station interrupted her respite.

It was with the dancing strings of an acoustic guitar in the background that she left the carriage, pausing to glance as the other people left the car before following in a sedate pace. She pulled her phone out as she walked, checking the time, then fiddling with it, occasionally looking up to make sure she was not about to collide with someone else, music shifting times and genres as she went.

At an intersection, she noticed another person out of the corner of her eye. She looked up from her device to the familiar face, and accidentally brushed a button in the screen. Immediately, the music’s volume exploded, and Celica started, quickly clawing the earpiece out of her ear, where it continued to blast the chords of an electric guitar loud enough to be heard from the other end of the hall until she shut it off.

“Hey, Alice,” she greeted with a wry smile, returning the phone and its earpiece to her pockets. “How has the first day been treating you?”

“Nice music.” Alice smiled wryly, “Needs a few more more cats on a stretching rack though.” She walked down the hall in the rigid manner she usually had, as though being casual had been an alien concept until she’d been old enough to look it up. “Heading for the mess I presume?”

“I ate earlier. Thinking of the dorms, actually.” She fell in step with the other woman. “I was thinking of heading to one of the gyms, but after this morning…” She trailed off with something between a grimace and a smile. “I’m not sure I want to do anything else today.”

“Benefit to spending your early life doing nothing but work and exercise- it pays off later on.” She looked over at Celica, “I mean, some of those poor bastards threw up whatever they’d eaten for breakfast and dinner last night. Trust me, I’ve talked with enough veterans of just about any war that’d still have living veterans, take a nap when you can.”

“You don’t need to tell me. One puked on me while Shifted.” She rubbed at the black blotch on her shirt. “They did it to the lower years too. I did not think being a Teacher Assistant for Combatives would involve dragons breathing fire on you.”

“I suppose there are benefits to not being expected to do much but stab and blast people at close range and occasionally make sure nobody’s dying of blood loss.” Alice snickered, raising a hand halfway to cover a cavernous yawn. The day had been completely enervating, even for somebody who’d been fully expecting it like herself.

She walked up to the designated area for waiting for the miniature trams to pull up, reclining against a wall to wait. “So, anything particularly exciting happen today aside from exhaustion?”

Celica looked down to her shoulder, then fixed Alice with a blank stare. After a moment she shook her head and sat on one of the available benches, resting her elbows on her knees. “No. You?”

“I suppose trying to figure out how magical weapons work beyond ‘Magic’” – she made air quotes – “might count. I mean, with the amount of training in guns I’ve had you’d think I’d have found my way to get something like you have, however you got them.”

“Magic,” she answered with a cheeky smile, before relenting before her scowl. “The guns are completely mundane, for the record. It’s the ammo that’s special. I could lend you some, if you need it.”

Alice raised an eyebrow, “I might just take you up on that.” she smiled with a hint of scheming in her eyes, “Only real obstacle is shipping prices.” She looked back over to Celica, “Assuming they’re not some specially manufactured materials, that would mean you probably make them yourself?”

Celica winked. “Give me bullets, I’ll give you magic bullets.”

“Because bullets are a common thing nowadays, of course.” Alice deadpanned, “Besides, you make things freeze, I prefer to burn them to a cinder.”

Celica snorted, then shrugged. “I’ll keep the good ammo to myself, in that case.”
Mono and I are working on a small collab to bring in Celica. You could respond to that. Or join the collab.

Edit: There's a post. Celica and Alice are waiting in one of the 'train stations'. Mana could show up if she wants to, though for the most part there's only conversation going on for now, and one that might not be too interesting for her at that. Though I suppose magic in modern weapons could be a 'technology' she might find intriguing.
Hm. Guess I should wait for you guys to collab before I get in? Can't say I'm against that, this next week is shaping up to be a nightmare.

I hate timezones. Let's see... It was 2:35am for Kap about 2 hours ago, when it was 5:35pm for me, so we're apparently 9 hours apart. That would make it noon for me tomorrow. Can't make it this time, even if I was needed.
Well, I'm finally satisfied with this character, so here is your new playmate. Please treat her well.

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