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9 yrs ago
Current From Tokyo with whisky
10 yrs ago
I live.
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11 yrs ago
Posrage will be up soon, please bear with me.
11 yrs ago
It's exam season, boys and girls, so postage should be up over the weekend. If you don't hear from me by Monday, honour my memory.
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11 yrs ago
Me Mam always told me I was special.
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Well then. I'm exceedingly British, rather sarcastic and I love a good shipfest in my RPs. Also male. Funny, that. Fair warning, I will treat you like an adult. That means I will mock you, point out your mistakes and most likely /cringe when you do something really autistic. Being an adult means accepting criticism and working to improve yourself, not ignoring it. And if I need calling out on my bullshit, just do it. Please. Nothing is worse than not realising that you've said or done something stupid til a week after the fact.

I currently live in Japan, so my posting hours are... weird. Please bear with me.

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I for one welcome the coming of a three-way clusterfuck civil war, most likely timed with the arrival of a certain UberWitch or the fruition of some unnamed magical girl's magical research.. stuff.
I just hope we have a body count worthy of the Urobutcher's name.
We will be timeskipping forward Sunday evening GMT. Anyone who wants to post before that, I suggest you get typing.
The promise of loot and the next floor were pretty tempting for Pyotr, but she had to balance her own desires with her new found and self-enforced responsibility. 'I'll go. I can fight, though I'm not great.' She rested one hand on Yuki's head, ruffling her hair encouragingly. 'And you can come keep me alive. I think we'll make a good team, you and I.' Her grin faded slightly as Pyotr turned back to the guy. 'Sure, lead on. Just don't expect any miracles...' She led the others on after him, a sardonic smile hanging off her face to hide the sudden grimness she left. I just made a really rash decision, didn't I..?
Even after coming here a hundred times, Kolya was still uncomfortable in her Ladyship's private rooms. Not only was the carefully designed architecture doing its job, but the idea of invading a young woman's room just didn't sit right. Pushing the misgivings away, he strode in with an air of respect and hopefully competence. 'Good morning, my Lady.', he began, bowing his head slightly before diving right into his report. 'I have three items of interest. First off, a town in the south requires a new governor after the old administration failed to keep up with taxation. I recommend a magi be sent to oversee the area in the meantime.' Riffling though a handful of paperwork, he produced and handed over a set of forms detailing the fate of Mayor Geier, along with a list of suitable replacements. 'There was also a disturbance reported at a border post of Lady Goethe's lands, but I have it on good authority that the situation has been dealt with. More pressingly for the city, I have evidence of a build-up of UN forces to the south.' Even after the collapse of the traditional nation-state system, the UN continued to exert its authority over the remaining member states. Their activities in central Europe were limited, but a persistent thorn in Aurora's side. 'No evidence of why or what they might be doing, but I would recommend a punitive strike. My men are not capable of holding off trained soldiers, but a handful of magi could easily break their lines... My Lady.', he added, as always striving a bit too hard to remain polite.
Court martial is a mild overstatement, but in the average military you can get disciplined for anything up to and including farting while on parade.
Trust me.
I know.
His rifle up in a ready position, Duncan turned slowly into the tunnels, scanning left and right with long, slow steps. Clear. He waved Eika along and headed in, still unsure of how to start a conversation. They continued for some time in silence before Eika spoke up; already on edge from the fight and unexpected kiss, Duncan's overprotective streak suddenly surfaced with a vengeance. 'Wait, you got shot?' Slinging his weapon over one shoulder, Duncan pulled the other SeeD to one side under a service light. A bullet wound was a serious injury even for a GF user, but Eika had clearly been hit by more than one round. 'Why the Hell didn't you say anything? We had Kein running triage. Christ... sit down.' Luckily his earlier nerves were overridden by concern, so for the moment at least, Duncan didn't feel so self-concious. For five long minutes he busied himself with checking for bullet wound and applying liberal amounts of curative magic. It wasn't until he spotted blood seeping though the front of her clothes that he pulled up short, again suddenly very aware of her. 'I-I think you're ok. Yeah. Good enough to move, right..?' He wasn't great at healing but had nevertheless patched up at least five wounds, enough to stop Eika bleeding out. He paused for a moment mid-stutter to took a deep, calming breath. 'Alright... We need to talk. About a few things really, but let's start with why you're not still in the infirmary.' Duncan helped Eika to her feet and the two of them started moving on down the service tunnel. His tone was level but carried an edge to it; Eika had broken God only knew how many regulations to get here and while he was grateful for the timely intervention, there would be disciplinary consequences.
Far away from the glamour of the inner city, a disobedient lordling was being punished. Despite being one of the few normal humans to be granted his own land, Mayor Geier's estates were in arrears on their rent; without a magical girl to harvest Grief Seeds, the town instead produced smelted iron for the city's reconstruction work and was therefore vital to the continued viability of the Aurora City Authority. Unfortunately for the good Mayor, this meant that any late deliveries would not be looked upon kindly.

'... and so by the decree of Her Ladyship Alexandra Hertz, Lord of Aurora and associated territories, I hereby sentence you to ten years hard labour.' The poor man begged for clemency as a pair of burly militiamen dragged him away, eliciting a tired sigh from his judge. Chasing up taxes wasn't his usual area of expertise and it dragged him down. 'The next mayor will be chosen by the City Authority; in the meantime, a magical girl will be dispatched to the area to oversee production. Obey her. Dismissed.' He left his speech short as he stared out over the massed population of the town, finding the glum mood somewhat to his satisfaction. These people were little more than serfs, tied to the land and foundries; a low ranked magi would have little trouble keeping them in line and might even snag herself the odd Witch. For him though, the morning's work was done. Calling up his handful of troops, the officer began the long journey back to the city.




It always amazed Kolya how varied the city was. One could walk for half an hour in either direction and pass though modern parks, into rotting slums and then elegant high-rise flats. Aurora was a true metropolis, if a small one. Leaving his guards outside, he entered Hertz' private building, a particularly massive skyscraper in the centre of the city. If nothing else, she had a good eye for décor. Kolya ignored the stylish architecture and such, preferring instead to see to building for what it was; a statement of power, proof of exactly who ruled this city. In days past, the former administration had preferred a more subtle centre of operations, but he appreciated the need to grandstand in the face of constant encroachment from rival magi, not to mention the ever-present threat posed by traditional nation-states. Before long he arrived at his mistresses' door and gave a sharp rap on the woodwork. 'My Lady, Lukoshenko with the taxation and border reports.' He wasn't sure if she was aware of the change in management at the former Mayor's estates, but he also had other issues that required her attention.
Result.
I'll work on an intro asap.
I'll get a reply up for Duncan tonight.
Kolya's done.
Sup juju.
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